Wallace
@fitbatweets.bsky.social
Scotland’s most prolific cartoonist. You can read my football cartoons every weekday at fitbatweets.substack.com and I sell merch at www.fitbatweets.com
Save of Saves from The Ancient One.
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Save of Saves from The Ancient One.
Goodwin = good win.
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Goodwin = good win.
Despite this I think the last couple of days have been edging me towards the tipping point. Their response to the Grok deepfakes is an insult and I’m kind of struggling with the amplifying of right wing lies. Difficult when Twitter is where I built my following / customer base. Advice welcome.
January 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Despite this I think the last couple of days have been edging me towards the tipping point. Their response to the Grok deepfakes is an insult and I’m kind of struggling with the amplifying of right wing lies. Difficult when Twitter is where I built my following / customer base. Advice welcome.
X hits the spot again.
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
X hits the spot again.
Not an excuse. My timeline works for me and what I need for my job. This place is full of a different breed of cunts.
January 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Not an excuse. My timeline works for me and what I need for my job. This place is full of a different breed of cunts.
Still the place to go for sporting discourse. Can just about ringfence that and leave the madness to play with itself on the edges. Would have been nice if that had taken off here after the post Trump migration but it didn’t. Find Bluesky to be a bit of a wilderness now.
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Still the place to go for sporting discourse. Can just about ringfence that and leave the madness to play with itself on the edges. Would have been nice if that had taken off here after the post Trump migration but it didn’t. Find Bluesky to be a bit of a wilderness now.
No structure.
No style of play.
Head scratching team selections and substitutions.
Questionable man management skills.
80 games of Thelin = 8 games of Nancy.
No style of play.
Head scratching team selections and substitutions.
Questionable man management skills.
80 games of Thelin = 8 games of Nancy.
a man in a suit and tie is saying " please god just let this end "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " please god just let this end "
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January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
No structure.
No style of play.
Head scratching team selections and substitutions.
Questionable man management skills.
80 games of Thelin = 8 games of Nancy.
No style of play.
Head scratching team selections and substitutions.
Questionable man management skills.
80 games of Thelin = 8 games of Nancy.
I’d like to see that Barron corner in the Louvre.
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I’d like to see that Barron corner in the Louvre.
This game is hilarious.
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
This game is hilarious.
A message from my sponsor.
January 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
A message from my sponsor.
Mind blowing stupidity
December 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Mind blowing stupidity
Just finished listening to the latest RGC pod. An absolute joy for the neutral.
And I don’t mean that facetiously. Genuinely entertaining listening by committed fans.
What makes this pod my kinda of pod is the carefree and passionate swearing. Making a “roaring cunt” of it was the highlight.
And I don’t mean that facetiously. Genuinely entertaining listening by committed fans.
What makes this pod my kinda of pod is the carefree and passionate swearing. Making a “roaring cunt” of it was the highlight.
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just finished listening to the latest RGC pod. An absolute joy for the neutral.
And I don’t mean that facetiously. Genuinely entertaining listening by committed fans.
What makes this pod my kinda of pod is the carefree and passionate swearing. Making a “roaring cunt” of it was the highlight.
And I don’t mean that facetiously. Genuinely entertaining listening by committed fans.
What makes this pod my kinda of pod is the carefree and passionate swearing. Making a “roaring cunt” of it was the highlight.
Why the fuck would you set off to climb a mountain at 6pm. Arseholes that put other people at risk. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Hillwalkers rescued after getting stuck in wintry conditions in Cairngorms
Cairngorm Mountain Rescue said they became
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December 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Why the fuck would you set off to climb a mountain at 6pm. Arseholes that put other people at risk. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
In association with @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social I take a look at a couple of festive fixtures from 1996 and 2001. Enjoy. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Festive Reminiscences
With Nutmeg, a look back at a couple of my football memories
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December 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
In association with @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social I take a look at a couple of festive fixtures from 1996 and 2001. Enjoy. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
The boy’s got great taste! 👍🏻
December 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The boy’s got great taste! 👍🏻
Ooh I can’t be having telly like that, riddled with serious crime in such a small place. Reminds of Bergerac turning Jersey into the crime capital of the world.
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Ooh I can’t be having telly like that, riddled with serious crime in such a small place. Reminds of Bergerac turning Jersey into the crime capital of the world.
Watching AFCON for 5 minutes and see the kind of penalty award that Matthew MacDermid would be proud of.
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Watching AFCON for 5 minutes and see the kind of penalty award that Matthew MacDermid would be proud of.
Patiently waiting for a @barcajim3.bsky.social post on Chris Rea.
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Patiently waiting for a @barcajim3.bsky.social post on Chris Rea.
Could have done with the cameras spotting the Peaky Blinder tonight.
December 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Could have done with the cameras spotting the Peaky Blinder tonight.
As the shitshow continues with Wilfried’s four in a row, i take a look at Peter Lawell’s bombshell announcement. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
I Fought The Lawell
Well, not me personally
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December 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
As the shitshow continues with Wilfried’s four in a row, i take a look at Peter Lawell’s bombshell announcement. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
The Premier Sports Cup winners have been added to the shop. Today is the last day to order for Christmas delivery so get your skates on and head to www.fitbatweets.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The Premier Sports Cup winners have been added to the shop. Today is the last day to order for Christmas delivery so get your skates on and head to www.fitbatweets.com