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Scotland’s most prolific cartoonist. You can read my football cartoons every weekday at fitbatweets.substack.com and I sell merch at www.fitbatweets.com
Scotland are Coming to America you know. T-shirts, tea towels, prints, mugs, coasters of these lovely lads are available now at www.fitbatweets.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Andrew Dallas has been a full time var official for 2 seasons now and still can’t get the communication right.
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Must be really difficult for some folk to stay silent for a minute eh.
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Look back at last night and look forward to the weekend. Oh and i had to draw a wee bit of egg chasing. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Down the Euro pan
Aberdeen clag on as Celtic and Rangers are flushed away
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November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So many options at Pundit Club but yet again the telly companies choose the current Dunfermline manager. Piss poor.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Observations from last night’s games including the man trying to ruin Scottish football, Russell Martin makes a surprise appearance at Easter Road and a winning start for Professor O. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Shock and Awe Naw
A night of surprises mixed in with a standard refereeing shitshow.
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October 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Rodgers over and out
Desmond rattles off an incendiary statement and the FMB gets a new recruit.
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October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Thanks everyone. By that I mean no one.
Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The case against Jimmy Thelin is pretty extensive now. Tactics, team selection, formations are all highly questionable. I don’t know how big a say he’s had on recruitment. My fear is the Dons have signed a bunch of genuine duds that even a new head coach will struggle to get a tune out of.
October 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Zombies in Aberdeen kits amble their way to another defeat. Hopeless, hapless, helpless.
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’ve finally migrated my IMDb to Letterboxd. If you’re there too give me a shout. It’s mostly horror movies for me by the way. boxd.it/h0Xi3
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Taut uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 860 films watched. Favorites: Mad Max: Fury Road (2015), Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024), Hereditary (2018), Airplane! (1980). Bio: Sports and pop ...
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October 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
When you’re making three changes at half time you got it wrong to start. Again.
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Delighted for Steven Pressley. He’s a joy to draw cartoons about.
October 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
That Collins & Tierney photo shoot needed some retouching.
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
That was laughably bad. Three points though. Andy Robertson’s miles off it now eh.
October 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Pundit Club tonight.
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s never too early to start your Christmas shopping. Here are a few designs currently available at www.fitbatweets.com with more to be added soon. If you’ve got a favourite player you’d like to see in store let me know. Or maybe you’d like a family commission done - DM me for details.
October 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
If you only read one Fitbatweets newsletter a) what’s wrong with you and b) make it this one.

A new monthly throwback edition in collaboration with @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social. This month we go back in time to France 1998.

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World Cup Memories
It’s France 98 and Scotland are opening the tourney against holders Brazil. What could possibly go wrong
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October 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
October 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Maybe I should stop posting prematch takes on X. Or maybe it’s a continuation of the reverse jinx.
October 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Game over at Tannadice.
September 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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‘I just remember thinking that we had an opportunity here. I said to myself, “Right, come on. Make something happen.”’ Danny Lennon. The Olympic Stadium, 31/10/95, UEFA Cup Second round. WE LED IN MUNICH:THE UNLIKELY ADVENTURES OF RAITH ROVERS IN EUROPE - OUT MONDAY @fitbatweets.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM