Wallace
@fitbatweets.bsky.social
Scotland’s most prolific cartoonist. You can read my football cartoons every weekday at fitbatweets.substack.com and I sell merch at www.fitbatweets.com
Save of Saves from The Ancient One.
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Save of Saves from The Ancient One.
Goodwin = good win.
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Goodwin = good win.
Despite this I think the last couple of days have been edging me towards the tipping point. Their response to the Grok deepfakes is an insult and I’m kind of struggling with the amplifying of right wing lies. Difficult when Twitter is where I built my following / customer base. Advice welcome.
January 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Despite this I think the last couple of days have been edging me towards the tipping point. Their response to the Grok deepfakes is an insult and I’m kind of struggling with the amplifying of right wing lies. Difficult when Twitter is where I built my following / customer base. Advice welcome.
X hits the spot again.
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
X hits the spot again.
No structure.
No style of play.
Head scratching team selections and substitutions.
Questionable man management skills.
80 games of Thelin = 8 games of Nancy.
No style of play.
Head scratching team selections and substitutions.
Questionable man management skills.
80 games of Thelin = 8 games of Nancy.
a man in a suit and tie is saying " please god just let this end "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " please god just let this end "
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
No structure.
No style of play.
Head scratching team selections and substitutions.
Questionable man management skills.
80 games of Thelin = 8 games of Nancy.
No style of play.
Head scratching team selections and substitutions.
Questionable man management skills.
80 games of Thelin = 8 games of Nancy.
I’d like to see that Barron corner in the Louvre.
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I’d like to see that Barron corner in the Louvre.
This game is hilarious.
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
This game is hilarious.
A message from my sponsor.
January 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
A message from my sponsor.
Just finished listening to the latest RGC pod. An absolute joy for the neutral.
And I don’t mean that facetiously. Genuinely entertaining listening by committed fans.
What makes this pod my kinda of pod is the carefree and passionate swearing. Making a “roaring cunt” of it was the highlight.
And I don’t mean that facetiously. Genuinely entertaining listening by committed fans.
What makes this pod my kinda of pod is the carefree and passionate swearing. Making a “roaring cunt” of it was the highlight.
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just finished listening to the latest RGC pod. An absolute joy for the neutral.
And I don’t mean that facetiously. Genuinely entertaining listening by committed fans.
What makes this pod my kinda of pod is the carefree and passionate swearing. Making a “roaring cunt” of it was the highlight.
And I don’t mean that facetiously. Genuinely entertaining listening by committed fans.
What makes this pod my kinda of pod is the carefree and passionate swearing. Making a “roaring cunt” of it was the highlight.
Why the fuck would you set off to climb a mountain at 6pm. Arseholes that put other people at risk. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Hillwalkers rescued after getting stuck in wintry conditions in Cairngorms
Cairngorm Mountain Rescue said they became
www.bbc.co.uk
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Why the fuck would you set off to climb a mountain at 6pm. Arseholes that put other people at risk. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
In association with @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social I take a look at a couple of festive fixtures from 1996 and 2001. Enjoy. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Festive Reminiscences
With Nutmeg, a look back at a couple of my football memories
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December 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
In association with @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social I take a look at a couple of festive fixtures from 1996 and 2001. Enjoy. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Watching AFCON for 5 minutes and see the kind of penalty award that Matthew MacDermid would be proud of.
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Watching AFCON for 5 minutes and see the kind of penalty award that Matthew MacDermid would be proud of.
Patiently waiting for a @barcajim3.bsky.social post on Chris Rea.
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Patiently waiting for a @barcajim3.bsky.social post on Chris Rea.
Could have done with the cameras spotting the Peaky Blinder tonight.
December 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Could have done with the cameras spotting the Peaky Blinder tonight.
As the shitshow continues with Wilfried’s four in a row, i take a look at Peter Lawell’s bombshell announcement. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
I Fought The Lawell
Well, not me personally
open.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
As the shitshow continues with Wilfried’s four in a row, i take a look at Peter Lawell’s bombshell announcement. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
The Premier Sports Cup winners have been added to the shop. Today is the last day to order for Christmas delivery so get your skates on and head to www.fitbatweets.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The Premier Sports Cup winners have been added to the shop. Today is the last day to order for Christmas delivery so get your skates on and head to www.fitbatweets.com
Look at these beauties. Available at www.fitbatweets.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Look at these beauties. Available at www.fitbatweets.com
I wonder if The Guardian’s resident Bloomhearts supporter Ewen Murray will be barred from Tynecastle…..
‘It’s bad optics for Brighton.’
The Football Weekly panel discuss Tony Bloom and Brighton and Hove Albion banning The Guardian from covering the Brighton v West Ham game.
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@brewin.bsky.social
The Football Weekly panel discuss Tony Bloom and Brighton and Hove Albion banning The Guardian from covering the Brighton v West Ham game.
@maxrushden.bsky.social
@barryglendenning.bsky.social
@brewin.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I wonder if The Guardian’s resident Bloomhearts supporter Ewen Murray will be barred from Tynecastle…..
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I’m not even joking but you won’t get a better Christmas present than something bought from www.fitbatweets.com Club or country, all types of merch. Order by 15th December for Christmas delivery.
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I’m not even joking but you won’t get a better Christmas present than something bought from www.fitbatweets.com Club or country, all types of merch. Order by 15th December for Christmas delivery.
A new mug and coaster design has arrived in my shop. Its a niche market but i know that those who partake in such thoughts walk amongst us with heads high and cardigan covered chests out. www.fitbatweets.com/product/i-wi...
I Wish It Could Be Bin Day Everyday Mug / Coaster
11oz white mug that is microwave and dishwasher safe. Coasters are sized 9.5cm x 9.5cm with a non slip cork base.
www.fitbatweets.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A new mug and coaster design has arrived in my shop. Its a niche market but i know that those who partake in such thoughts walk amongst us with heads high and cardigan covered chests out. www.fitbatweets.com/product/i-wi...
Until end of Monday you can get a year’s worth of Fitbatweets for a tenner. Then it goes back to £30. That’s more than 1500 cartoons a year about fitba.
Do it.
fitbatweets.substack.com/tenner
Do it.
fitbatweets.substack.com/tenner
Fitbatweets | Keith Wallace | Substack
Football cartoons and roasting takes from Scotland’s most prolific cartoonist. Click to read Fitbatweets, by Keith Wallace, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.
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November 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Until end of Monday you can get a year’s worth of Fitbatweets for a tenner. Then it goes back to £30. That’s more than 1500 cartoons a year about fitba.
Do it.
fitbatweets.substack.com/tenner
Do it.
fitbatweets.substack.com/tenner
I’m not even joking but you won’t get a better Christmas present than something bought from www.fitbatweets.com Club or country, all types of merch. Order by 15th December for Christmas delivery.
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I’m not even joking but you won’t get a better Christmas present than something bought from www.fitbatweets.com Club or country, all types of merch. Order by 15th December for Christmas delivery.