Fitbatweets
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Scotland’s most prolific cartoonist. You can read my football cartoons every weekday at fitbatweets.substack.com and I sell merch at www.fitbatweets.com
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Scotland The Goals
A Fitbatweets recreation of Scotland’s four goals against Denmark that sealed our place at World Cup 2026. Prints are available individually as A4...
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November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Scotland are Coming to America you know. T-shirts, tea towels, prints, mugs, coasters of these lovely lads are available now at www.fitbatweets.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Scotland are Coming to America you know. T-shirts, tea towels, prints, mugs, coasters of these lovely lads are available now at www.fitbatweets.com
Andrew Dallas has been a full time var official for 2 seasons now and still can’t get the communication right.
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Andrew Dallas has been a full time var official for 2 seasons now and still can’t get the communication right.
Must be really difficult for some folk to stay silent for a minute eh.
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Must be really difficult for some folk to stay silent for a minute eh.
Look back at last night and look forward to the weekend. Oh and i had to draw a wee bit of egg chasing. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Down the Euro pan
Aberdeen clag on as Celtic and Rangers are flushed away
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November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Look back at last night and look forward to the weekend. Oh and i had to draw a wee bit of egg chasing. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
So many options at Pundit Club but yet again the telly companies choose the current Dunfermline manager. Piss poor.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
So many options at Pundit Club but yet again the telly companies choose the current Dunfermline manager. Piss poor.
Observations from last night’s games including the man trying to ruin Scottish football, Russell Martin makes a surprise appearance at Easter Road and a winning start for Professor O. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Shock and Awe Naw
A night of surprises mixed in with a standard refereeing shitshow.
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October 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Observations from last night’s games including the man trying to ruin Scottish football, Russell Martin makes a surprise appearance at Easter Road and a winning start for Professor O. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
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Rodgers over and out
Desmond rattles off an incendiary statement and the FMB gets a new recruit.
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October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Thanks everyone. By that I mean no one.
Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Thanks everyone. By that I mean no one.
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Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
The case against Jimmy Thelin is pretty extensive now. Tactics, team selection, formations are all highly questionable. I don’t know how big a say he’s had on recruitment. My fear is the Dons have signed a bunch of genuine duds that even a new head coach will struggle to get a tune out of.
October 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The case against Jimmy Thelin is pretty extensive now. Tactics, team selection, formations are all highly questionable. I don’t know how big a say he’s had on recruitment. My fear is the Dons have signed a bunch of genuine duds that even a new head coach will struggle to get a tune out of.
Zombies in Aberdeen kits amble their way to another defeat. Hopeless, hapless, helpless.
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Zombies in Aberdeen kits amble their way to another defeat. Hopeless, hapless, helpless.
I’ve finally migrated my IMDb to Letterboxd. If you’re there too give me a shout. It’s mostly horror movies for me by the way. boxd.it/h0Xi3
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Taut uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 860 films watched. Favorites: Mad Max: Fury Road (2015), Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024), Hereditary (2018), Airplane! (1980). Bio: Sports and pop ...
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October 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’ve finally migrated my IMDb to Letterboxd. If you’re there too give me a shout. It’s mostly horror movies for me by the way. boxd.it/h0Xi3
When you’re making three changes at half time you got it wrong to start. Again.
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
When you’re making three changes at half time you got it wrong to start. Again.
Delighted for Steven Pressley. He’s a joy to draw cartoons about.
October 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Delighted for Steven Pressley. He’s a joy to draw cartoons about.
That Collins & Tierney photo shoot needed some retouching.
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
That Collins & Tierney photo shoot needed some retouching.
That was laughably bad. Three points though. Andy Robertson’s miles off it now eh.
October 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
That was laughably bad. Three points though. Andy Robertson’s miles off it now eh.
Pundit Club tonight.
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Pundit Club tonight.
It’s never too early to start your Christmas shopping. Here are a few designs currently available at www.fitbatweets.com with more to be added soon. If you’ve got a favourite player you’d like to see in store let me know. Or maybe you’d like a family commission done - DM me for details.
October 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
It’s never too early to start your Christmas shopping. Here are a few designs currently available at www.fitbatweets.com with more to be added soon. If you’ve got a favourite player you’d like to see in store let me know. Or maybe you’d like a family commission done - DM me for details.
If you only read one Fitbatweets newsletter a) what’s wrong with you and b) make it this one.
A new monthly throwback edition in collaboration with @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social. This month we go back in time to France 1998.
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A new monthly throwback edition in collaboration with @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social. This month we go back in time to France 1998.
Please share to help spread the word.
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World Cup Memories
It’s France 98 and Scotland are opening the tourney against holders Brazil. What could possibly go wrong
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October 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you only read one Fitbatweets newsletter a) what’s wrong with you and b) make it this one.
A new monthly throwback edition in collaboration with @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social. This month we go back in time to France 1998.
Please share to help spread the word.
open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
A new monthly throwback edition in collaboration with @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social. This month we go back in time to France 1998.
Please share to help spread the word.
open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Maybe I should stop posting prematch takes on X. Or maybe it’s a continuation of the reverse jinx.
October 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Maybe I should stop posting prematch takes on X. Or maybe it’s a continuation of the reverse jinx.
Game over at Tannadice.
September 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Game over at Tannadice.
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‘I just remember thinking that we had an opportunity here. I said to myself, “Right, come on. Make something happen.”’ Danny Lennon. The Olympic Stadium, 31/10/95, UEFA Cup Second round. WE LED IN MUNICH:THE UNLIKELY ADVENTURES OF RAITH ROVERS IN EUROPE - OUT MONDAY @fitbatweets.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
‘I just remember thinking that we had an opportunity here. I said to myself, “Right, come on. Make something happen.”’ Danny Lennon. The Olympic Stadium, 31/10/95, UEFA Cup Second round. WE LED IN MUNICH:THE UNLIKELY ADVENTURES OF RAITH ROVERS IN EUROPE - OUT MONDAY @fitbatweets.bsky.social