A new book? I’m so excited! When you’re nearer to Moscow, I’m in!

Oh my god! I was a teenager, but, yes! Nobody gets how terrifying it was. It’s still one of my faves.

Yes! Same!

Is that the Idaho Supreme Court building in the background?

I just finished it yesterday. It was so good and I’m recommending it to all my friends!

I think they’re people with ACTUAL foot fetishes

I discovered that Socktober is also a hashtag used by dudes who wear the same pair of socks all month, post daily pics, and then sell them at the end of the month. That was more than enough trauma.