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The Bishop Of Bobbins
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Fresh brainsssssss

Rob. Writes and writes about videogames. Ex remakes person, ex legend. Grumbles, watches tat films, does some doodling and stuff. Disabled, depressed, tired. Terfs and bigots shit off elsewhere.

He/Him

http://www.robf.me
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My favourite besties thing about The Game Awards is that if I never logged in here, I’d never know a single thing about it.
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
*looks at zelda*

Yep. That’s a field.
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Obligatory
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
He meant to buy 15 Gamestations but nobody told him they went bust years ago so they had to cover it up quick.
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ignore the balls title! Jim’s video is, as ever, great. Special shout out to the bin footage tho.

(As usual, I don’t know who is fucking up with shitty SEO on reasonable and thoughtful videos but gnnng)

youtu.be/RKpjRoY9VwU?...
Starfield 2 Should Ditch Space
YouTube video by Eurogamer
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Anyway. Enough about videogames because I’m already stressed to buggery and it’s half eight on a Monday and this week is already enough.

Need help again. Trying to raise some money to pay to clear the drains after the heavy rain flooded us and them, and maybe have a bit over for normal life things?
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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This is a gut punch, I had no idea Rebecca was even ill... Becky is a legendary developer and a pillar for anyone in the retrogaming sphere
Rebecca Heineman doesn't have much time left. If you can, please donate for her and her family to make end of life arrangements.
One last kindness we can offer for a legend of the games industry and loud and proud trans woman:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman
I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer
www.gofundme.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
You could avoid a backlash really easily, Keith. It would take much less effort than getting one does.

Also, the smaller headline there. “You’ve already got fuck all but what’s on you? We’re having that.”

What is up with these people.
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I know everyone who goes through this already knows this one but I bought myself Lumines last week. Not the new one, the remastered one because with my Switch broken, I’m without and you don’t keep a Rob from his Lumines and as much as it’s keeping me sane, I keep kicking myself for spending 3 quid.
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Anyway. Enough about videogames because I’m already stressed to buggery and it’s half eight on a Monday and this week is already enough.

Need help again. Trying to raise some money to pay to clear the drains after the heavy rain flooded us and them, and maybe have a bit over for normal life things?
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
What’s with the ask the audience stuff in games lately.

Debate: Is this experience someone might or might not like, depending on the person, worthwhile? let’s have it out.

You know. Let’s not, I will be dead someday.
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I have questions for whoever came up with this one.
Nov 1955: Jell-O ad from Bird's

«When you're eating Jell-O you'll wish you were a giraffe»
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Someone should make a movie called Drugtaking that's all about trainspotters
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
,,, also me
Nov 1955: Cod Fillets ad

(+Cod)

«"BEEF OF THE SEA"»
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The five genres are Dracula, Frankenstein, Godzilla, Cat, Human
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The best thing about being over *gestures* here, not *charlie chuck voice* over there, is I never have to hear what Tim fucking Sweeney says about anything most of the time.
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Nah. You go first.
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i think one of the things that entertains me most about the dead gran talking to babies video is they have this perfect rendering of gran in the void ready to go, standing there all neat and tidy, completely able. Like, obviously there are larger concerns but that’s not really how humans work is it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I need to get back to not clicking on videos where people are like “this is the worst shit ever” because they always are so I should just take the warning and move on really.
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Sorry. It was supposed to say “you are looking at divorce” but for some reason the AI changed it to “goated with the sauce”. Not sure how that happened or made it to production either. Technology eh.
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
You know you’re in for a bad time when you see @bsky.team or whatever in a handle.
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i didn’t really have any opinions on letting the player kill an npc until I watched that new Metroid footage and now I’m like, sure, go for it, whatever, just shut that fucker up.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“Yes, I am fucking awful BUT there’s someone out there even worse so let’s just be terrible“ is, in fairness, completely on brand for Starmer’s Labour. Even if that is one of the weirdest expressions of it yet.
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I also haven't been able to get this bizarre quote out of my head. "If you don't like this, you won't like what follows me."

I know what she means to say but it's phrased like an admission that they know this will just bring on Reform but they're going to do it anyway. Paging Dr Freud!
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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This contribution to the volume of human misery is yet another policy from Labour based on a false premise, in this case that refugees are overly attracted to Britain. It will increase bureaucratic limbo, thus making worse the problem of "cohesion" it purports to solve.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM