Burger Snail
@surlaw.bsky.social
A mix of Grimace, Godzilla and Garfield
🍔 I make games and take pictures and watch movies 🐌
🦭 Coming soon: Walthros: Renewal+
🦈 Now available: Kaiju Big Battel: Fighto Fantasy, Ghost's Towns, C. Kane, Horse Game
superwalrusland.com
🍔 I make games and take pictures and watch movies 🐌
🦭 Coming soon: Walthros: Renewal+
🦈 Now available: Kaiju Big Battel: Fighto Fantasy, Ghost's Towns, C. Kane, Horse Game
superwalrusland.com
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Hi I'm The Burger Snail. I make pixel art video games for Personal Computers and video game consoles! I use OHRRPGCE. If you like RPGs and fish and seals and giant monsters you might like them. Most of them are free. I'm currently working on a big update for Walthros: Renewal.
Superwalrusland.com
Superwalrusland.com
Went to a movie, ate breakfast for dinner, went to the arcade, ended the night with a laughing man in a parking lot handing us pieces of candy that I'm definitely not eating
February 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Went to a movie, ate breakfast for dinner, went to the arcade, ended the night with a laughing man in a parking lot handing us pieces of candy that I'm definitely not eating
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It's so weird to me how people who write or make videos about movies or games or books seem to have no basic literacy once they reach a certain number of followers. Is that the point? Acting confused about every basic idea is what people want to see? They actually like stupid YouTube faces?
February 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
It's so weird to me how people who write or make videos about movies or games or books seem to have no basic literacy once they reach a certain number of followers. Is that the point? Acting confused about every basic idea is what people want to see? They actually like stupid YouTube faces?
Bring back Monster Party as a cutesy 3D platformer that violently shifts into a Devil May Cry and back again
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Bring back Monster Party as a cutesy 3D platformer that violently shifts into a Devil May Cry and back again
When you play as Birdo the camera zooms in on her as she shakes her butt
February 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
When you play as Birdo the camera zooms in on her as she shakes her butt
I think more mysteries should go with "an orangutan did it" as the twist
February 14, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I think more mysteries should go with "an orangutan did it" as the twist
Happy Valentine's Sale from The Snail
store.steampowered.com/app/1317270/...
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Save 40% on Walthros: Renewal on Steam
Make some friends, eat some burgers, and unearth terrible secrets from the depths of space. A turn-based RPG with a kind-hearted doofus trying to make tough times a little easier.
store.steampowered.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Happy Valentine's Sale from The Snail
store.steampowered.com/app/1317270/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1317270/...
Online play is very fun but REALLY needs an option to filter players by connection speed. No one's having fun at a 0/5 connection.
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Online play is very fun but REALLY needs an option to filter players by connection speed. No one's having fun at a 0/5 connection.
Genuinely respect someone who can watch a movie, not understand it, and just flatly say "I don't get it." I mean that! I've been there too. It's a more honest reaction than many
February 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Genuinely respect someone who can watch a movie, not understand it, and just flatly say "I don't get it." I mean that! I've been there too. It's a more honest reaction than many
I'm the only person at the theater seeing Scarlet and this place is ridiculously nice, genuinely surprised it's just an AMC. Methuen, MA. I've never been to this one.
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I'm the only person at the theater seeing Scarlet and this place is ridiculously nice, genuinely surprised it's just an AMC. Methuen, MA. I've never been to this one.
Roger Corman's The Raven was the movie that finally 100% settled that I don't care if a movie is a faithful adaptation as long as it's done well
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Roger Corman's The Raven was the movie that finally 100% settled that I don't care if a movie is a faithful adaptation as long as it's done well
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I went out to get a burrito and a guy called the cops because they charged him for extra chicken and he only wanted regular chicken. Going absolutely wild. I left when the cops showed up.
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I went out to get a burrito and a guy called the cops because they charged him for extra chicken and he only wanted regular chicken. Going absolutely wild. I left when the cops showed up.
Friendship Established. I have named him Anzu.
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Friendship Established. I have named him Anzu.
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HE'S FINALLY FREE FROM CONTAINMENT
February 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
HE'S FINALLY FREE FROM CONTAINMENT
I'm baffled that Konami is releasing another Silent Hill already. Silent Hill f was incredible, I want more of that but I'll give this a chance.
I'm also wary but extremely glad that the new Castlevania looks to have an actual map and isn't a procedural/rougelike game
I'm also wary but extremely glad that the new Castlevania looks to have an actual map and isn't a procedural/rougelike game
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I'm baffled that Konami is releasing another Silent Hill already. Silent Hill f was incredible, I want more of that but I'll give this a chance.
I'm also wary but extremely glad that the new Castlevania looks to have an actual map and isn't a procedural/rougelike game
I'm also wary but extremely glad that the new Castlevania looks to have an actual map and isn't a procedural/rougelike game
It's 2026 and Sony is showing a trailer for Metal Gear Solid 4 and you better believe I'm going to play the re-release. I'm not going through Peace Walker a second time though.
February 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
It's 2026 and Sony is showing a trailer for Metal Gear Solid 4 and you better believe I'm going to play the re-release. I'm not going through Peace Walker a second time though.