i used to purposefully skip to the 10th page of google results to get to the good weird stuff. now its all t-shirt resellers.
browsing the internet used to feel like you were uncovering hidden new zones and getting rid of fog of war now it’s like a bunch of cannibal maniacs are chasing after you with crossbows trying to roast you alive
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
i used to purposefully skip to the 10th page of google results to get to the good weird stuff. now its all t-shirt resellers.
pizza should be limited to 3 toppings. preferably 2.
January 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
pizza should be limited to 3 toppings. preferably 2.
the steam deck is either going to be $1500 or come without RAM 😔
ASUS will be increasing prices on various products from January 5, including the ROG Ally, to 'absorb increasing costs across the industry'
➡️ steamdeckhq.com/news/asus-an...
➡️ steamdeckhq.com/news/asus-an...
January 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
the steam deck is either going to be $1500 or come without RAM 😔
every friend group has that one homie who explains what is happening as the main character battles an antagonist because it is very difficult to draw a fluid fight in manga and anime
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
every friend group has that one homie who explains what is happening as the main character battles an antagonist because it is very difficult to draw a fluid fight in manga and anime
a little behind schedule so far but still plenty of time
my 2026 resolution: one hundred million posts
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
a little behind schedule so far but still plenty of time
and another thing: i'm doing great. please put it in the papers that i'm great
Fish At Pretty Good Place In Its Life Right Now https://theonion.com/fish-at-pretty-good-place-in-its-life-right-now-1819573188/
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
and another thing: i'm doing great. please put it in the papers that i'm great
my wood pellet heater has turned itself off a few times in the past 3 days. on one hand, hooray an excuse to finally replace the aging central a/c with a heat pump and enjoy cheaper and smoother heat. on the other hand thats probably going to run $20,000 🥺
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
my wood pellet heater has turned itself off a few times in the past 3 days. on one hand, hooray an excuse to finally replace the aging central a/c with a heat pump and enjoy cheaper and smoother heat. on the other hand thats probably going to run $20,000 🥺
blasting expedition 33's 'for those who come after' as i load the dishwasher even though i would prefer not to
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - For Those Who Come After (Back to Lumiére Soundtrack)- Extended
YouTube video by KurumiC
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 7:24 AM
blasting expedition 33's 'for those who come after' as i load the dishwasher even though i would prefer not to
year of the evangelion horse
a purple and green horse with the number 18 on it
Alt: a horse that looks like evangelion unit 01
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
year of the evangelion horse
shit are we groundhog daying
The countdown is officially on, with less than six hours until it’s time to ring in the new year and the annual New Year’s Eve ball drop in Times Square.
How to Watch the Times Square New Year’s Eve Celebration and 2026 Ball Drop Live
The countdown is officially on, with less than six hours until it’s time to ring in the new year and the annual New Year’s Eve ball drop in Times Square.
bit.ly
January 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
shit are we groundhog daying
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everyone has a last piss but no one realizes it at the time. you gotta savor each one
June 10, 2024 at 3:57 AM
everyone has a last piss but no one realizes it at the time. you gotta savor each one
thank god. just spent the last 1 hr 47 minutes pissing.
just had my last piss of 2025
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
thank god. just spent the last 1 hr 47 minutes pissing.
this is more me than wifefish. i'm gf now. and two years older! 👴
January 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
this is more me than wifefish. i'm gf now. and two years older! 👴
posting about how i'm mad about $630 boots from my $1100 phone that i'll replace in 18 months
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
posting about how i'm mad about $630 boots from my $1100 phone that i'll replace in 18 months
oh cool just realizing i graduated high school 20 years ago now
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
oh cool just realizing i graduated high school 20 years ago now
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the emptying of the griggsville illinois grain silo is the true ball drop
January 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
the emptying of the griggsville illinois grain silo is the true ball drop
shit i didn't know they were gonna do it live on tv
they're going to drop my ball tomorrow
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
shit i didn't know they were gonna do it live on tv
2026 is the year that we finally do away with empty quote-skeets. i can feel it, the scourge will mercifully end.
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
its not too late for 2025 to be the year of half-life 3 @valvesoftware.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
its not too late for 2025 to be the year of half-life 3 @valvesoftware.com
my 2026 resolution: one hundred million posts
January 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
my 2026 resolution: one hundred million posts
g̶o̶d̶ dr pepper is a woman
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
g̶o̶d̶ dr pepper is a woman