in the 90s the funniest thing you could say was implying a live gerbil was used as some sort of anal sex toy
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
in the 90s the funniest thing you could say was implying a live gerbil was used as some sort of anal sex toy
slept till noon!
i'm getting some teeth pulled tomorrow and the instructions say to plan to rest for the remainder of the day, as if i don't do that everyday
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
slept till noon!
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they gave me some long lasting novocaine and stuffed me with gauze after pulling some teeth so i feel like i look like the copilot from return of the jedi
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
they gave me some long lasting novocaine and stuffed me with gauze after pulling some teeth so i feel like i look like the copilot from return of the jedi
they gave me some long lasting novocaine and stuffed me with gauze after pulling some teeth so i feel like i look like the copilot from return of the jedi
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
they gave me some long lasting novocaine and stuffed me with gauze after pulling some teeth so i feel like i look like the copilot from return of the jedi
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social i've never accepted a nobel fyi btw
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social i've never accepted a nobel fyi btw
1) why do they put qr codes on products
2) why did they program self-checkouts to read them
2) why did they program self-checkouts to read them
January 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
1) why do they put qr codes on products
2) why did they program self-checkouts to read them
2) why did they program self-checkouts to read them
kidfish is watching this super mario world speedrun currently on games done quick and chanting "KILL THOSE GUYS!" whenever a charging chuck is on screen
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
kidfish is watching this super mario world speedrun currently on games done quick and chanting "KILL THOSE GUYS!" whenever a charging chuck is on screen
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if you don't have someone to crave your glazed hole at home, store bought is fine
August 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
if you don't have someone to crave your glazed hole at home, store bought is fine
how much money do you think goku and vegeta spent on conditioner
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
how much money do you think goku and vegeta spent on conditioner
aha thats why everyone is talking about dog big naturals
January 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
aha thats why everyone is talking about dog big naturals
i'm getting some teeth pulled tomorrow and the instructions say to plan to rest for the remainder of the day, as if i don't do that everyday
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
i'm getting some teeth pulled tomorrow and the instructions say to plan to rest for the remainder of the day, as if i don't do that everyday
looks like my local grocery store has replaced all of their mean old italian lady cashiers with their aloof gen z granddaughters
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
looks like my local grocery store has replaced all of their mean old italian lady cashiers with their aloof gen z granddaughters
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who else is mesmerized by the green eye model on wikipedia's eye color article
January 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
who else is mesmerized by the green eye model on wikipedia's eye color article
maybe i fixed it 🤞🤞
my wood pellet heater has turned itself off a few times in the past 3 days. on one hand, hooray an excuse to finally replace the aging central a/c with a heat pump and enjoy cheaper and smoother heat. on the other hand thats probably going to run $20,000 🥺
January 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
maybe i fixed it 🤞🤞
thanks for keeping my timeline a place of love
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
thanks for keeping my timeline a place of love
slumber party with da boyz
oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
slumber party with da boyz
just celebrated dry hump january
January 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
just celebrated dry hump january
julie, your silence on these recent events is loud and clear
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
julie, your silence on these recent events is loud and clear
casus belli dweebs seething. "try THAT in europa universalis, president sir" they are mumbling.
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
casus belli dweebs seething. "try THAT in europa universalis, president sir" they are mumbling.
guy who is for the war but against the troops
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
guy who is for the war but against the troops
this would work on me. i wouldn't even notice the slimy eyes.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
this would work on me. i wouldn't even notice the slimy eyes.
drugs of mass addiction
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
drugs of mass addiction
we're not even going to be able to laugh about 'freedom fries' from this one
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
we're not even going to be able to laugh about 'freedom fries' from this one
i'm not getting all my julie notifications 😔
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
i'm not getting all my julie notifications 😔