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we walk among a god and don't know it. even they don't know it. someone out there has used more unique toilets than everyone else.
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
we walk among a god and don't know it. even they don't know it. someone out there has used more unique toilets than everyone else.
ugh i'm sick of this oscarbait bullshit
First footage of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ugh i'm sick of this oscarbait bullshit
the most :3 there ever was
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
the most :3 there ever was
thinking about this classic again
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
thinking about this classic again
why does alexa have the voice of a 10 year old?
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
why does alexa have the voice of a 10 year old?
kidfish is muttering "delicious delicious so delicious" under her breath because i let her buy a caffeine free diet coke
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
kidfish is muttering "delicious delicious so delicious" under her breath because i let her buy a caffeine free diet coke
i had no choice but to pirate an ebook because the library is closed and the previous entry in the series ended on a cliff hanger
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i had no choice but to pirate an ebook because the library is closed and the previous entry in the series ended on a cliff hanger
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gonna start telling people to die in increasing obscure ways to really test the moderation team
March 13, 2024 at 9:52 PM
gonna start telling people to die in increasing obscure ways to really test the moderation team
shoutout to the couple of strangers who must've seen my happy birthday post on popular with friends or discover or something and gave it a like
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
shoutout to the couple of strangers who must've seen my happy birthday post on popular with friends or discover or something and gave it a like
i'm scared that this currently has twice as many likes as reposts
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i'm scared that this currently has twice as many likes as reposts
um actually frankenstein is the scientist. the monster is the bluesky trust and safety team.
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
um actually frankenstein is the scientist. the monster is the bluesky trust and safety team.
. actually punctuation marks should go at the start of a sentence
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
. actually punctuation marks should go at the start of a sentence
mandatory 60 mph max speed for all cars, maybe 65. mechanically limited, speed governors required in all vehicles. 55 mph for large suvs and pickups.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
mandatory 60 mph max speed for all cars, maybe 65. mechanically limited, speed governors required in all vehicles. 55 mph for large suvs and pickups.
ugh i can't believe i ever thought they were cute
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
ugh i can't believe i ever thought they were cute
finished it last night. it got much better after the first third or so, glad i stuck with it!
i, a thousandaire (in cents), am currently reading a book. its alright, a little more YAish than i would prefer but perfectly enjoyable. red rising by pierce brown.
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
finished it last night. it got much better after the first third or so, glad i stuck with it!
anybody know who this "snakeroot2" account is?
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
anybody know who this "snakeroot2" account is?
i'm against the war but i support the troops
it's a little funny to see people saying they support the starbucks workers while also saying the coffee they spend their labor making sucks. definitely a "both things are true" situation so like i get it but i don't know if you need to say it in your post about supporting the strikers
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
i'm against the war but i support the troops
happy birthday to ...me!!!!
a fish with a duck head is standing in front of a white background
Alt: fish dancing
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
happy birthday to ...me!!!!
they weren't even using proton mail, mistakenly thinking it was end to end encrypted. not even trying to hide.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
they weren't even using proton mail, mistakenly thinking it was end to end encrypted. not even trying to hide.
whole language reading strategy bullshit did harm to more than just gen z
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
whole language reading strategy bullshit did harm to more than just gen z
when are they opening jurrashitler park? don't mix that shit with frog dna
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
when are they opening jurrashitler park? don't mix that shit with frog dna
getting suspended from bluesky for referring to the president as the caca commander in chief
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
getting suspended from bluesky for referring to the president as the caca commander in chief
yessss feed me this sicko shit
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
yessss feed me this sicko shit