He can replace the pretzels but if he takes away the cookies I will wear a fucking snuggie next time I fly.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
He can replace the pretzels but if he takes away the cookies I will wear a fucking snuggie next time I fly.
Wow, the "people are saying..." tactic. Now where have we seen that before?
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Wow, the "people are saying..." tactic. Now where have we seen that before?
This is all I can see
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is all I can see
That's over half a day's wages!
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
That's over half a day's wages!
The gorillas with incredibly narrow shoulders just Donald Ducking it😭
Not to mention the lack of attempt at coherent feet
Not to mention the lack of attempt at coherent feet
November 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The gorillas with incredibly narrow shoulders just Donald Ducking it😭
Not to mention the lack of attempt at coherent feet
Not to mention the lack of attempt at coherent feet
The mission was to investigate a mining operation on a chlorine-rich planet. But the game designers decided to use a Carolina wren song in the "environmental noise," not expecting me, the player, to have a ✨hyperfixation on bird sounds✨
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The mission was to investigate a mining operation on a chlorine-rich planet. But the game designers decided to use a Carolina wren song in the "environmental noise," not expecting me, the player, to have a ✨hyperfixation on bird sounds✨
I wouldn't personally go for vertigo-inducing and slippery, but I like it for him...
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I wouldn't personally go for vertigo-inducing and slippery, but I like it for him...
Ours has raised our rent every year (so we're prob looking into moving next year) but hasn't charged any new fees.
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Ours has raised our rent every year (so we're prob looking into moving next year) but hasn't charged any new fees.
Did anyone ask them how many times they've taken public transit in the past month?
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Did anyone ask them how many times they've taken public transit in the past month?
Would it make you feel any better that I once dropped a whole box of mugs?
Anyway if the pieces are big enough you could glue them together to keep using as a pencil holder maybe...
Anyway if the pieces are big enough you could glue them together to keep using as a pencil holder maybe...
October 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Would it make you feel any better that I once dropped a whole box of mugs?
Anyway if the pieces are big enough you could glue them together to keep using as a pencil holder maybe...
Anyway if the pieces are big enough you could glue them together to keep using as a pencil holder maybe...
What I want to know is: did they think to make sure there's no asbestos before starting?
October 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
What I want to know is: did they think to make sure there's no asbestos before starting?
Sending you love💙
And a photo of this sleepy fuck if it helps.
Holler if you could use a hug or a walk or anything.
And a photo of this sleepy fuck if it helps.
Holler if you could use a hug or a walk or anything.
October 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Sending you love💙
And a photo of this sleepy fuck if it helps.
Holler if you could use a hug or a walk or anything.
And a photo of this sleepy fuck if it helps.
Holler if you could use a hug or a walk or anything.
All the healthcare in the world can't fix the fact that you don't have a spine.
September 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
All the healthcare in the world can't fix the fact that you don't have a spine.
Thank goodness, I wasn't sure I was really getting a good sense of my cat's internal body temperature by way of his regurgitated stomach contents.
September 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Thank goodness, I wasn't sure I was really getting a good sense of my cat's internal body temperature by way of his regurgitated stomach contents.
I will say I've never met a domesticated orange tabby that wasn't cuddly, but they have all had different personalities otherwise (and my sample size is like 10). Has anyone met an orange cat that hated sitting on laps?
September 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I will say I've never met a domesticated orange tabby that wasn't cuddly, but they have all had different personalities otherwise (and my sample size is like 10). Has anyone met an orange cat that hated sitting on laps?
I have always genuinely hated her acting and I feel vindicated now.
September 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I have always genuinely hated her acting and I feel vindicated now.
May she desire to visit the bottom of the ocean in the very near future 🙏
September 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
May she desire to visit the bottom of the ocean in the very near future 🙏