Assbox as a verb is a really magical use of language. Great job to everyone involved in making this one possible.

Tbh if I also found out my best friend was calling me an evil dipshit who has zero redeeming qualities I’d be taking a little me time too

For me, personally, it was Wicked. But I can appreciate Phantom.

Ye best start believin' in Russian kompromat of two bisexual American presidents

Cuz there is some

Sky we’re getting the pics by midterms it’s not gonna be good

My new unhinged tinfoil hat conspiracy is that the AI companies were manipulated to be all in on image gen tech so they could try and bury the completely damming evidence before the files (that were apparently real the whole time) were released/leaked

Everyone called me insane for saying Silent Hill f was worth holding out hope for despite obvious red flags in the marketing so I'll hold out hope again. I am used to disappointment, however.

“I don’t know if I want to throw spiders at you or eat you out until my jaw locks up and I’m terrified the answer might be both”

Girl who is a guy and believes by virtue of her existence that she is ontologically unforgivable for something she had nothing to do with x Guy with amnesia who can’t figure out why the words “you’re like a brother to me” make him so wet he can’t look her in the eye for a day after

I got sused on Twitter for saying “let me hit you with a hot take” once. I got permaed for saying “I’m gonna kill [famous YouTube misogynist and butthole-plagiarist]” you gotta accept that sometimes we catch strays and it ain’t targeted.