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You know how a couple of years ago everyone got rid of their landlines. Pretty soon I think there will be a generation of people who won't use phone numbers. They will just be connected digitally on different platforms, but "phone" won't be one of them.
March 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Sitting in the theater at 1:55, waiting for a minute to start. Published start 1:45. Still watching repeat ads for vacation places and soda. Checked with confession stand, movie will start at 2:15?!??!
March 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
doge.gov/savings

DOGE Wall of Receipts resembles the homework of the popular kid once his smart friend stops helping him. Sloppy lies, easily debunked.
DOGE: Department of Government Efficiency
DOGE: Department of Government Efficiency
doge.gov
February 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I just texted someone and I could see that they were replying, but they never sent it. I guess if that’s the worst thing that happens to me today I’m having a good day.
February 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The idea of ice cream getting freezer burn is so insulting to me. It reminds me of how I used to feel about people that need a cozy to be keep their beer cold before they drink it all.
February 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
At Cawley’s in Upper Darby PA
February 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Trumps work to rid the government of DEI cuts deep where it is hurting the readiness of our government and military. People with non-DEI jobs that had a secondary title with the word DEI have been put on leave. They can’t do their primary job, because once a quarter they put together a DEI report.
January 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Name a movie that’s really bad by reputation that you’ve never seen but when you realize it’s streaming on a service you already own and you have two hours to kill you might watch it.
Netflix has Green Lantern
January 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
December 23, 2024
Remember how the worst part of the crime of the pedophilia at the Catholic Church was not that it happened, but that it was tolerated and those guilty were protected. The GOP is doing the same thing for this child rapist
December 23, 2024
Today the House Ethics Committee released its report on its investigation of widely reported allegations that while in office, former representative Matt Gaetz (R-FL) had engaged in sexual misconduct ...
open.substack.com
December 24, 2024 at 1:38 PM
#MattGaetz proves that #MAGA takes #PartyFirst to the point where they will ignore not just a rapist, but a #childRapist because he is a member of their tribe.
December 24, 2024 at 1:33 PM
The same people who defunded schools and attacked teachers for the last twenty years are now complaining about the quality of young workers. #actionsHaveConsequences
November 30, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Here is what we learned from the Tyson Paul fight: Old men have limits. Now can we stop casting 60 year old men as tough guys? Climbing buildings, jumping out of helicopters and kicking ass? Lets start casting some 30 year old actors in those roles.
November 16, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Good night
November 15, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Jake Elliot?????
November 15, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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November 6, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Reposted
Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Reposted
Now, more than ever...
November 5, 2024 at 1:35 AM
@trumpwatch.skyfleet.blue I had to unfollow you. Your links to google news just takes me to the home page of google news. See if you can figure out how to link to the stories themselves.
October 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM
The comedian who told the joke about Puerto Rico at the Trump rally had his joke loaded to the Teleprompter. Don’t let anyone tell you that the campaign did not know it was coming?
October 28, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Tell me a bad Halloween joke. I need too laugh.
October 27, 2024 at 1:15 AM
People are saying that Donald asked Melania to come to a campaign event. She replied the only campaign event she would go to would be for Harris!
October 23, 2024 at 7:46 PM