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firemage.bsky.social
scary summoner
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badass dude in his own vibe
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“we live in a society of excess and i am an active participant” or whatever i wrote 4 years ago when i originally made this
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I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.
August 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
stream lcd soundsystem
August 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I experienced a minor malfunction. I'm okay now.
August 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
sorry to my 3 bluesky followers i only post on here when im going insane
August 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Liam Neeson from fallout 3 save me… save me Liam Neeson from fallout 3… Liam Neeson fallout 3 please I need your help… Save me Liam Neeson fallout 3
July 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
August 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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DOLORES DEI - I terminated yours. Don't you remember, you *poor* fuck? You poverty-stricken fuck.
August 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
kim kitsuragi i need you
YOU - No one wants to *do* anything with me... no one wants to party with me.

KIM KITSURAGI - “Stay with me!” You feel burning hot tears streaming from your eyes.

YOU - I don't want to be anymore. It hurts.
August 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
August 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i miss buying this at a record store when i was 17 and the older lady wordlessly ringing me up saw the boobs on the cover and frowned at me open.spotify.com/album/4UFged...
Candy-O
The Cars · Album · 1979 · 11 songs
open.spotify.com
July 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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YOU - I don't wanna say *cock-carousel* anymore.
July 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Want some Meteor Slime? You can get it straight from Charles.
July 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i really did not want to have to scrobble the beatles but unfortunately it is about to happen
July 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i might have just given myself another concussion but im an american so im just gonna try to sleep it off
July 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
(jerma voice) I’M NORMAL! I’m Normal.
July 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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You're *pursued* by a hunter. Smelling of apricots and sorrow. And the past.
July 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
this npc makes me cry
PALEDRIVER - “What are we *doing* here? For thousands of years, Gabriel... It doesn't have to be like this. We can just give up. We can just become vapour.”
July 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
if i was alive in the 1960s i probably would have been a gay jim morrison groupie
July 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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July 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
July 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Liam Neeson from fallout 3 save me… save me Liam Neeson from fallout 3… Liam Neeson fallout 3 please I need your help… Save me Liam Neeson fallout 3
July 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.
July 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
July 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
friends were nice to me and i started crying
July 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM