Fireless Hazard
@firelesshazard.bsky.social
Its/Them 😎😈
OBJECTUM?? I HARDLY KNOW 'EM! 😂😂
I LOVE ROBOTS AUTISTICALLY☝️
🆓🇵🇸🇺🇦
OBJECTUM?? I HARDLY KNOW 'EM! 😂😂
I LOVE ROBOTS AUTISTICALLY☝️
🆓🇵🇸🇺🇦
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officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
Cute couples nicknames! ~ 💘💖
My little dungbeetle
Tighty whitey
Baldi the basic
Eggbert
Snooker 🩷
My little dungbeetle
Tighty whitey
Baldi the basic
Eggbert
Snooker 🩷
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Cute couples nicknames! ~ 💘💖
My little dungbeetle
Tighty whitey
Baldi the basic
Eggbert
Snooker 🩷
My little dungbeetle
Tighty whitey
Baldi the basic
Eggbert
Snooker 🩷
Getting a robot pregnant call that artificial insemination 🫃🫃🫃
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Getting a robot pregnant call that artificial insemination 🫃🫃🫃
Dr Peeper was not a good sleeper
He kept one eye open till he heard a creeper . CRREEPA AAWWWW MAN!!!! 😂😂 😅
Explanation:. Dr Peeper was is.explose by a creepa 🌿🧨fro m,mimecraft
He kept one eye open till he heard a creeper . CRREEPA AAWWWW MAN!!!! 😂😂 😅
Explanation:. Dr Peeper was is.explose by a creepa 🌿🧨fro m,mimecraft
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Dr Peeper was not a good sleeper
He kept one eye open till he heard a creeper . CRREEPA AAWWWW MAN!!!! 😂😂 😅
Explanation:. Dr Peeper was is.explose by a creepa 🌿🧨fro m,mimecraft
He kept one eye open till he heard a creeper . CRREEPA AAWWWW MAN!!!! 😂😂 😅
Explanation:. Dr Peeper was is.explose by a creepa 🌿🧨fro m,mimecraft
Did you know? In British, nonce is slang for a politician 😲
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Did you know? In British, nonce is slang for a politician 😲
Asked him if he'd still love me if I was British and he said YES??? I'm so disgusted rn. Blocked.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Asked him if he'd still love me if I was British and he said YES??? I'm so disgusted rn. Blocked.
You can take post-ironic crying witj laughter emoji from my cold dead hands
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You can take post-ironic crying witj laughter emoji from my cold dead hands
If I was German I would say things like "Why am I lowkey German rn 😂 lol". JERMA985
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If I was German I would say things like "Why am I lowkey German rn 😂 lol". JERMA985
Tech Bros when they feel under the weather: My stonk hurts 🤕
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Tech Bros when they feel under the weather: My stonk hurts 🤕
Guy whose pronouns are different depending on who they interact with so everyone is confused all the time (it's me!!!!!!!!)
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Guy whose pronouns are different depending on who they interact with so everyone is confused all the time (it's me!!!!!!!!)
Hungry my at work as never could ass the am
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Hungry my at work as never could ass the am
YouTube is becoming unusable with the sheer amount of ads but I watch on mobile and I don't know any good free adblockers 💔💔💔
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
YouTube is becoming unusable with the sheer amount of ads but I watch on mobile and I don't know any good free adblockers 💔💔💔
Hi there everyone 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋🌊🌊
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hi there everyone 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋🌊🌊
When someone asks me what foreskin is without the urethra: lol what !!!😂😂💯💯🙌
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
When someone asks me what foreskin is without the urethra: lol what !!!😂😂💯💯🙌
Would you still love me if j was poop? Aaaaand send! 😂 My two followers are gonna LOVE this!
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Would you still love me if j was poop? Aaaaand send! 😂 My two followers are gonna LOVE this!
This is thHome sweet booty home 💞 🏡 🏠 sweet burger bootycheeke home
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This is thHome sweet booty home 💞 🏡 🏠 sweet burger bootycheeke home
I WANT NICK VALENTINE SOOOOBAD PLEASE ILLBAKRBARKBARKBAKRBA. AKRBAKRBSKRBAKR BARKBAKR HGRRROOOWLSLDDS GHHRROWOL BATKABJR BARKBAKR WOOF EOOF WOOF EOOOFEOOFWOOF
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I WANT NICK VALENTINE SOOOOBAD PLEASE ILLBAKRBARKBARKBAKRBA. AKRBAKRBSKRBAKR BARKBAKR HGRRROOOWLSLDDS GHHRROWOL BATKABJR BARKBAKR WOOF EOOF WOOF EOOOFEOOFWOOF
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Dear ICE: They don't let you wear a mask in your mug shot.
Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dear ICE: They don't let you wear a mask in your mug shot.
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The fog is coming, t-the fog! no..~ i-it’s- mh..it’s coming! n-not inside! ou-out! p-please…A-Ah~! it-..s co-oominggg~! mmmh!- yes! yes! ahhh~!
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The fog is coming, t-the fog! no..~ i-it’s- mh..it’s coming! n-not inside! ou-out! p-please…A-Ah~! it-..s co-oominggg~! mmmh!- yes! yes! ahhh~!
I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE BRUH 😭
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE BRUH 😭
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How the FREAK do people get mutuals on here,,,.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
How the FREAK do people get mutuals on here,,,.
Big things coming soon! (Releasing my Swarm on the earth)
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Big things coming soon! (Releasing my Swarm on the earth)
My pussy is so hard damnnnn you're activating my armor plates stoppp 😩😩
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My pussy is so hard damnnnn you're activating my armor plates stoppp 😩😩
Theres no way people actually like salads. This is propaganda by Big Leaf
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Theres no way people actually like salads. This is propaganda by Big Leaf