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Fire-Breathing Chicken
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I don’t post much, I am here to be entertained by you all.
Hello!
My world is in chaos and I’m doing little things to fight back. Hello Bluesky!
March 1, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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if you're STILL complaining about the left:

1 - the actual left has no institutional support or power
2 - many leftists working on actionable things are occupied trying to keep people the center abandoned alive
3 - are you maybe confusing "all leftists" with a poster who annoyed you one time?
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Can werewolves eat chocolate?
January 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I like folding laundry. It's time away from the computer, time to get into my own thoughts, and have a (admittedly minor but still good) feeling of accomplishment. I like doing dishes for the same reason.
January 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I don’t ever want to watch a video please don’t make me watch a video
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I've said before that I'm confused why Sherri Tepper isn't considered a much bigger name in the field (actually I'm not confused, she was writing mostly when SF/F was majority "white dude"-focused), and if I was a film/tv producer looking for "the next Dune," I would snap up Grass instantly.
You’re the first person I’ve seen on social media that praises Tepper!
My life was changed by her books!
December 29, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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Had some groceries delivered. Reminded myself to grab them right away because there are bagels in there, and sometimes squirrels eat the bagels if I'm not quick. Went out there, one paper bag was labeled BREAD. Very quickly felt my brain go, "Well, jeez, don't write it on the bag."
December 18, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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there’s bigger problems in the world but can my Mixcloud Djs please stop using AI slop for cover art. Draw a happy face on a napkin and take a picture of that. Use a selfie. Old x-rays from your doctor. Whatever. Just not this shit
November 14, 2024 at 12:42 PM
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This was Austrian Airlines' final post over on the Twitter.
November 13, 2024 at 6:08 PM