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Impossible. It's their whole identity. It's a cult, and stuff like that proves it.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Impossible. It's their whole identity. It's a cult, and stuff like that proves it.
Same applies if it's a day ending in "w" (as in "tomorrow"), too.
God this timeline is so bad.
God this timeline is so bad.
December 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Same applies if it's a day ending in "w" (as in "tomorrow"), too.
God this timeline is so bad.
God this timeline is so bad.
*until* he falls asleep.
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
*until* he falls asleep.
Just like her dead POS husband did. #justsaying
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Just like her dead POS husband did. #justsaying
Yup. Thanks for pointing it out--glad I'm not the only one who noticed that next-level bit of absurdity. He's such a diaper baby.
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Yup. Thanks for pointing it out--glad I'm not the only one who noticed that next-level bit of absurdity. He's such a diaper baby.
Shitting his pants does NOT qualify as "inheriting a mess," and by many accounts, he doesn't even clean THAT up either.
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Shitting his pants does NOT qualify as "inheriting a mess," and by many accounts, he doesn't even clean THAT up either.
Yes. That. They already did with the immunity case, why stop now?
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Yes. That. They already did with the immunity case, why stop now?
Seems like a lot of effort for nothing. You won't be able to tell, really. He already pisses and shits himself daily. That's why he wears diapers, why they look full sometimes, and why no one can stand his stench.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Seems like a lot of effort for nothing. You won't be able to tell, really. He already pisses and shits himself daily. That's why he wears diapers, why they look full sometimes, and why no one can stand his stench.
Naw, just a rule that prohibits her from her *baritone* grunting. Her grunts should be more ladylike, like Monica Seles' were.🙄
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Naw, just a rule that prohibits her from her *baritone* grunting. Her grunts should be more ladylike, like Monica Seles' were.🙄
Pork, that's what i thought too, but investigation revealed that that plan had been scrapped. What I'm seeing tonight is that the flight 93 target was actually the U.S. Capitol. But of course pedoprez managed to launch an attack on that place four years sooner than he did the WH. What an asshole.
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Pork, that's what i thought too, but investigation revealed that that plan had been scrapped. What I'm seeing tonight is that the flight 93 target was actually the U.S. Capitol. But of course pedoprez managed to launch an attack on that place four years sooner than he did the WH. What an asshole.
Thank you for the correction. I recalled the initial press speculation at the time being that it was targeting the WH. I did not know that it was eventually determined that it was headed for the Pentagon until you said it and I looked it up.
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Thank you for the correction. I recalled the initial press speculation at the time being that it was targeting the WH. I did not know that it was eventually determined that it was headed for the Pentagon until you said it and I looked it up.
What's wrong with unqualified goofballs? Our federal government is currently being run by, literally, disqualified psychopaths. It's a trend. So why limit yourself, Portland? Stay weird!
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What's wrong with unqualified goofballs? Our federal government is currently being run by, literally, disqualified psychopaths. It's a trend. So why limit yourself, Portland? Stay weird!
The FIRST attack raised the question.
The second ANSWERED it.
The second ANSWERED it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The FIRST attack raised the question.
The second ANSWERED it.
The second ANSWERED it.
Honduras is a failed libertarian state. The only reasons the pedoprez is professing interest in in is because a bunch of rich supporters have stuff there and because he's a child rapist and really just needs the hot news story to be about anything else.
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Honduras is a failed libertarian state. The only reasons the pedoprez is professing interest in in is because a bunch of rich supporters have stuff there and because he's a child rapist and really just needs the hot news story to be about anything else.
I have a non-anatomical question: Why no seashell bra? Everybody knows mermaids wear seashells for bras.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have a non-anatomical question: Why no seashell bra? Everybody knows mermaids wear seashells for bras.
Fun context here: directly prior to her current jet setter gig, Noem was governor of a state that she could not even visit all of because numerous tribes of first Americans rightfully wouldn't let her set foot on what's left of their land.
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Fun context here: directly prior to her current jet setter gig, Noem was governor of a state that she could not even visit all of because numerous tribes of first Americans rightfully wouldn't let her set foot on what's left of their land.
For the last goddamn time, you worthless pedo, no one wants to hear about your equipment.
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
For the last goddamn time, you worthless pedo, no one wants to hear about your equipment.
Hey WSJ: you messed up your framing. If you're going to subhead this a "routine patrol" then the lede is that the illegality is now routine.
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hey WSJ: you messed up your framing. If you're going to subhead this a "routine patrol" then the lede is that the illegality is now routine.
I smell the approach of another bailout by the pedoprez.
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I smell the approach of another bailout by the pedoprez.
Illegal alien whore. Stop trying to whitewash her reputation.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Illegal alien whore. Stop trying to whitewash her reputation.
This is Joseph Goebbels' happy family. (Well, both he and Magda were cheating, but *officially* happy.) Back before the war turned, at which point he and Magda felt it best to murder the kids before killing themselves.
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is Joseph Goebbels' happy family. (Well, both he and Magda were cheating, but *officially* happy.) Back before the war turned, at which point he and Magda felt it best to murder the kids before killing themselves.
"Speaker Johnson! Speaker Johnson! What specific *times* were you focused on family, sir?"
...then cross-check that against his Grindr account😂
...then cross-check that against his Grindr account😂
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"Speaker Johnson! Speaker Johnson! What specific *times* were you focused on family, sir?"
...then cross-check that against his Grindr account😂
...then cross-check that against his Grindr account😂
Poor kids. I remember another family like this.
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Poor kids. I remember another family like this.
If we ever want to see the full Epstein Files, the USA is ultimately going to have to remove Putin from power and get them from Russia. Simple as that. I hope I live to see it, but I'm not holding my breath.
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If we ever want to see the full Epstein Files, the USA is ultimately going to have to remove Putin from power and get them from Russia. Simple as that. I hope I live to see it, but I'm not holding my breath.
They should announce that they'll be awarding him a prize he doesn't understand, like "Most Insouciant Leader," just to see him idiotically brag about it for a while.
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
They should announce that they'll be awarding him a prize he doesn't understand, like "Most Insouciant Leader," just to see him idiotically brag about it for a while.