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When this whole fascist fad passes and we get our country back, I hope the executions are televised. And, I've got to admit, I'm rooting for some of them to be botched. Like really botched. Like "have-to-order-a-second-round-of-the-killing" botched.
Seems apropos.
Seems apropos.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
When this whole fascist fad passes and we get our country back, I hope the executions are televised. And, I've got to admit, I'm rooting for some of them to be botched. Like really botched. Like "have-to-order-a-second-round-of-the-killing" botched.
Seems apropos.
Seems apropos.
In 2001, a bunch of Saudi terrorists stole some planes and tried to crash one into the White House, but a group of Americans sacrificed themselves to prevent that. Now, their close ally in the WH has literally taken a rented backhoe to it and invited the terrorists over to admire his work.
WTF?!?
WTF?!?
October 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
In 2001, a bunch of Saudi terrorists stole some planes and tried to crash one into the White House, but a group of Americans sacrificed themselves to prevent that. Now, their close ally in the WH has literally taken a rented backhoe to it and invited the terrorists over to admire his work.
WTF?!?
WTF?!?
Yo mama jokes? At what age/maturity level is the GOP operating these days?
Like 6, 7? 😂😂😂
Like 6, 7? 😂😂😂
October 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Yo mama jokes? At what age/maturity level is the GOP operating these days?
Like 6, 7? 😂😂😂
Like 6, 7? 😂😂😂
Side note: The John is only flooding the zone with AI slop so that when the videotapes finally come out of him having "who's your daddy" sex with scores of semi-pubescent girls, he can claim that they're all AI too and then spew more false accusations at liberals.
September 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Side note: The John is only flooding the zone with AI slop so that when the videotapes finally come out of him having "who's your daddy" sex with scores of semi-pubescent girls, he can claim that they're all AI too and then spew more false accusations at liberals.
"Gentlemen, I've brought you all here because we have been blessed with a sacred mission from Jesus Above and our Dear Leader here on earth. He is, tonight, going to declare war on the Epstein Files. We must destroy them at once! Every page of every file must be incinerated! Every tape!" #pedoprez
September 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"Gentlemen, I've brought you all here because we have been blessed with a sacred mission from Jesus Above and our Dear Leader here on earth. He is, tonight, going to declare war on the Epstein Files. We must destroy them at once! Every page of every file must be incinerated! Every tape!" #pedoprez
The more calls for "revenge" I see pushed by fascist-friendly media, the more I have to question whether this whole hit may have been recommended by Loomer while she was licking the mushroom.
September 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The more calls for "revenge" I see pushed by fascist-friendly media, the more I have to question whether this whole hit may have been recommended by Loomer while she was licking the mushroom.
Hands up everyone who's taking the time to go pick up some fireworks this weekend JUST IN CASE THERE'S SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE SOON (🤚)
September 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Hands up everyone who's taking the time to go pick up some fireworks this weekend JUST IN CASE THERE'S SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE SOON (🤚)
Aw crap. Terrible tragedy. Truly awful. And then, it's hard not to expect it'll get exponentally worse when Epstein's favorite John uses it as a pretext to send some more of our National Guard members off into battle to "rescue and resecure" the Twin Cities.
August 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Aw crap. Terrible tragedy. Truly awful. And then, it's hard not to expect it'll get exponentally worse when Epstein's favorite John uses it as a pretext to send some more of our National Guard members off into battle to "rescue and resecure" the Twin Cities.
Are they armed with sandwiches cuz then it's a fair fight 🤷
August 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Are they armed with sandwiches cuz then it's a fair fight 🤷
What the FBI raid on Bolton's home really confirms for America is that its current president is a pedophile and serial sex offender.
August 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What the FBI raid on Bolton's home really confirms for America is that its current president is a pedophile and serial sex offender.
Have all those brave military personnel deployed to our beautiful and peaceful capital city been able to find the Epstein Files yet? Do they know where to look?
(I suspect it rhymes with Write Mouse)
(I suspect it rhymes with Write Mouse)
August 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Have all those brave military personnel deployed to our beautiful and peaceful capital city been able to find the Epstein Files yet? Do they know where to look?
(I suspect it rhymes with Write Mouse)
(I suspect it rhymes with Write Mouse)
We're gonna see a prima nocta EO before we ever see the Epstein Files released.
July 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
We're gonna see a prima nocta EO before we ever see the Epstein Files released.
The same MAGAts who donned menstrual pads and diapers as praise props for their perverted king will be sporting silicon wraps over their "MANkles" by mid-week.
July 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The same MAGAts who donned menstrual pads and diapers as praise props for their perverted king will be sporting silicon wraps over their "MANkles" by mid-week.
Sounds to me like 'Leon' just figured put that the Epstein Files can ultimately be made to say anything that the rapist-in-chief wants them to say about him--or about Musk--and there's not a thing Musk will be able to do about it. So, mum stays the word because life is more fun than being suicided.
June 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Sounds to me like 'Leon' just figured put that the Epstein Files can ultimately be made to say anything that the rapist-in-chief wants them to say about him--or about Musk--and there's not a thing Musk will be able to do about it. So, mum stays the word because life is more fun than being suicided.
Next up comes the bill to codify the disgrace-in-chief as 6'3" and 215 or 236 or whatever he pretends his weight is. And then to outlaw any challenge to that "codified fact." That level of alternate reality is where this is going to end up, and we all know it.
May 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Next up comes the bill to codify the disgrace-in-chief as 6'3" and 215 or 236 or whatever he pretends his weight is. And then to outlaw any challenge to that "codified fact." That level of alternate reality is where this is going to end up, and we all know it.
When millions of us said, "ya know, aside from all the bigotry, conflicts of interest, criminal records, and inexcusable asshattery they've demonstrated throughout their lives, most of these nominees are simply NOT QUALIFIED for the jobs they're being placed into"... THIS IS WHAT WE FUCKING MEANT.
March 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
When millions of us said, "ya know, aside from all the bigotry, conflicts of interest, criminal records, and inexcusable asshattery they've demonstrated throughout their lives, most of these nominees are simply NOT QUALIFIED for the jobs they're being placed into"... THIS IS WHAT WE FUCKING MEANT.
Greenland should deny entry to the vance cretins on medical grounds. I mean, i presume the kid is unvaccinated. Right?
Right?!?
Right?!?
March 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Greenland should deny entry to the vance cretins on medical grounds. I mean, i presume the kid is unvaccinated. Right?
Right?!?
Right?!?
Gonna go out on a big fat limb here and predict that when the senile rapist crook dies, his "memorials" will be the most defaced, vandalized properties in the United States. THAT will be the legacy of his name globally, like the memory of Saddam's statue being pulled down. Brings a smile, it does.
March 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Gonna go out on a big fat limb here and predict that when the senile rapist crook dies, his "memorials" will be the most defaced, vandalized properties in the United States. THAT will be the legacy of his name globally, like the memory of Saddam's statue being pulled down. Brings a smile, it does.
For those of you looking forward to a don junior white house in hopes that he'll legalize cocaine, sorry, he plans to keep it all for himself.
March 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
For those of you looking forward to a don junior white house in hopes that he'll legalize cocaine, sorry, he plans to keep it all for himself.
I played JV golf in HS and have never had lower than an 8 handicap, but I would absolutely DESTROY the orange clown at golf. Wherever, whenever. I would bet my last cent on it and then some. Why?
Because "Pele" cheats at everything, and I'm not too big of a pansy to call the penalty strokes. Duh.
Because "Pele" cheats at everything, and I'm not too big of a pansy to call the penalty strokes. Duh.
March 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I played JV golf in HS and have never had lower than an 8 handicap, but I would absolutely DESTROY the orange clown at golf. Wherever, whenever. I would bet my last cent on it and then some. Why?
Because "Pele" cheats at everything, and I'm not too big of a pansy to call the penalty strokes. Duh.
Because "Pele" cheats at everything, and I'm not too big of a pansy to call the penalty strokes. Duh.
General observation: sure, "These colors don't run" but oh yes they do, and when they do, they blend into the loveliest shade of lavender.
February 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
General observation: sure, "These colors don't run" but oh yes they do, and when they do, they blend into the loveliest shade of lavender.
I would gladly contribute to a GoFundMe to send Leon into orbit like a real astronaut (I'll bet it's even more better than a ketamine brainmelt!) but only if he straps into a SpaceX product.
February 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I would gladly contribute to a GoFundMe to send Leon into orbit like a real astronaut (I'll bet it's even more better than a ketamine brainmelt!) but only if he straps into a SpaceX product.
This is just another facet of our great country being utterly destroyed. Destroyed. To learn more about the sea lamprey issue, watch the great recent documentary "The Fish Thief"
If the US ever regains liberal democracy, fixing everything maga/doge breaks will cost TRILLIONS if it's even possible.
If the US ever regains liberal democracy, fixing everything maga/doge breaks will cost TRILLIONS if it's even possible.
The Great Lakes states have, for years, been fighting an invasion of lamprey eels, which were devastating the fish stocks in the lakes.
Trump fired the people who've almost succeeded in doing that.
www.bridgemi.com/michigan-env...
Trump fired the people who've almost succeeded in doing that.
www.bridgemi.com/michigan-env...
Trump firings hit Great Lakes sea lamprey program, Michigan forestry workers | Bridge Michigan
Fish and wildlife officials tasked with holding back a species that would otherwise decimate the Great Lakes fishery were among those caught up in a mass purge of federal workers. Dozens, if not hundr...
www.bridgemi.com
February 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is just another facet of our great country being utterly destroyed. Destroyed. To learn more about the sea lamprey issue, watch the great recent documentary "The Fish Thief"
If the US ever regains liberal democracy, fixing everything maga/doge breaks will cost TRILLIONS if it's even possible.
If the US ever regains liberal democracy, fixing everything maga/doge breaks will cost TRILLIONS if it's even possible.
Would people stop having sex with Elon Musk please? C'mon, have some respect for yourself.
February 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Would people stop having sex with Elon Musk please? C'mon, have some respect for yourself.
At the end of all this unfolding lunacy, whatever year or decade that may be, I'm gonna wanna see some hangings. I hope I'll still be alive to see that. I'll be sorely disappointed if dicks like Hegseth and Musk take the cowardly way out that Hitler and Himmler and so many other Nazi scum did.
February 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
At the end of all this unfolding lunacy, whatever year or decade that may be, I'm gonna wanna see some hangings. I hope I'll still be alive to see that. I'll be sorely disappointed if dicks like Hegseth and Musk take the cowardly way out that Hitler and Himmler and so many other Nazi scum did.