girls need their floor time

we should invent a sport where we line up old money aesthetics boys and hit em with sticks and rocks

i’m lowkey festering

taking 20mg adderall xr before i go to sleep so im faster during the dream where im running back to my ex

bryan from family guy: i’m writing my novel

guy from the suburbs who watches his ring camera 6 hours a day: why does that woke dog talk

elon musk: there is a tiny possibility there is more to this story than meets the eye

my particle reader just gave me major serial killer readings from that one customer, if i dont come home tonight it was some bald guy in a band t

hunter biden so high on crack he is driving 175 down the flintstones highway, his feet moving like lightning on the ground below him, fred in the passenger seat hyperventilating, high as fuck and loading a gun. they are going to kill barney

cracker i hardly know her

this whole rate limit shit on twitter is making it a lot harder for me to do time theft at work, elon musk yet again siding against the working class

enjoying my slop today

shaking and crying

i need a twink i can hang off my carabiner who smacks against the glass when i get a coke from the bodega fridge