The devastation on its way is unimaginable - like nothing humanity has ever witnessed before - and everyone will wish they had been climate activists and ‘hysterics’ when they had the chance. We are in a moment of unprecedented stupidity

Who is Xmas music in shopping centres actually for? Customers hate it, staff hate it - is it a sadistic management thing?

The music industry is well known for increasing the sexual currency of its workforce, as such we trade fair pay for repeated opportunities to get fucked.

#ausmusic

@suburbanbukowski.bsky.social I had it wrong - Queensland was claiming to be "The Smart State" and Victoria, not NSW, retaliated with "The Education State"

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Right now, Glutamine is transitioning to Glutamate in the next occupied bathroom stall in every public toilet in the world.

#foodforthought

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

I was initially dismayed seeing headlines that Gina Rinehart wants Australia's starchier aspirational figurehead to mimic US politics.

Then I realised if she's going to offer cash bonuses that my lip service is absolutely for sale.

#auspol

It's important to remember when accosted on the street with "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶?!" that the correct response is to pose the counter query "𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶?"

Then as they're caught in existential confusion you can push them into traffic.

I know we all love to criticize older generations, but in the 20th century if someone praised Hitler you could almost guarantee that a WW2 veteran would punch them in the head, and I think there was a great societal benefit to that.

I had to hit the back button more than 250 times to enter my birthday while signing up. That seems excessive