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safer for work.
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A cool thing about me is that I'm an expert in how popes are selected because I've seen the 2024 film Conclave.
April 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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“ON MY OWN”
Marker on paper, 2025.
April 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
has anyone successfully migrated playlists from Spotify to Apple Music? trying to make the jump but, don’t wanna lose all my playlists
March 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
you know, I’m such a fckn sap. every time I look at my phone and I see my partner’s goofy face, my whole shit melts. wtf
March 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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RFK Jr is the white people's Dr. Sebi
March 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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UPDATE on Mahmoud Khalil from his lawyers and his wife: "Today I spoke to Mahmoud and he is healthy and his spirits are undaunted by his predicament." (Legal team now includes ACLU, CCR.)
March 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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My name is Zohran Kwame Mamdani and I approve this message.
March 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
caught some kinda bug and when I finally gave in to being sick… I started feeling better. strange how that happens
March 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it’s fcf but I’m under the weather and have not hit the horny portion yet
March 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
when your uber driver isn’t hot… what even is that???
March 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
lost my vape. god bless everyone I come into contact with before it can be replaced.
March 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
why exactly are UPS store employees so miserable? like… is it a bad place to work or…? cause like babe, I came in with a smile
February 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Hunter Schafer reveals that her new passport now lists her as ‘Male’ following Trump’s executive order.
February 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
yes
fellas, is it gay?
February 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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God bless her for this
February 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Today is her day
February 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I just laughed so hard I started coughing. White people are INSANE. OH MY GOD!!!! “—Name Withheld” 🤣🤣🤣
February 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Publishing this during black history month is DIABOLICAL. LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! The NYT is so wild.
February 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Gay sex
February 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I frankly don’t gaf what anyone’s relationship to Harry Potter is at this point
February 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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♥️
February 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
gymmie
February 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
CDMX ‘25
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
decided to make a sfw acct since this space is getting a little bit more popular
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM