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Kenyon
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Silly Goose, Dentist, Probably in a Theme Park
Spider-Man quickly found out it was way too cold for a body suit and turned into… Spider-Fan, the narcissistic multiverse variant of Peter Parker who wears his own merch
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Nothing good comes from executives meddling in creative projects. I hate that this character was done such an injustice because “the numbers” indicated changes needed to be made. Let creatives be creative!
July 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Whatever this Zootopia show is will never come close to the whimsy of this show and the love people had for it. If Disney can really pull out all the stops, fine, but I just fear that it will be a cheap re-skin with no effects, no animatronics. Just a 3D movie in some air conditioning 😞
March 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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100%
I still believe this is one of the greatest posters this company ever released.
December 10, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Preach! 🙌🏼
Disney, leaves so many empty and abandoned locales within their parks and spaces but refuses to update or replace. Instead, closes and changes existing rides and spaces that were doing fine. It's like buying new laces for your shoes but ignoring your broken foot.
December 5, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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felt the urge to make a muppet vision shirt but this is the only thing that seemed appropriate
December 4, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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Holy shit I lol’d @bencollins.bsky.social
December 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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NEW: DINOSAUR at Animal Kingdom Park will remain open throughout 2025 and will close at some point in 2026 to make way for the new Tropical Americas land.
December 3, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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Our friend just got stopped at the best spot possible on Rise
December 3, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Had to whoop some kids in Whack-a-Pachycephalosaur but it was worth it to nab a Cementosaurus before they go extinct…
November 28, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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It just occurred to me the MuppetVision 3D is this generation’s Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride–a perfectly good attraction being removed to put in another one that easily could have gone somewhere else.

I can empathize with the feelings some of you are going through.
November 25, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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RELEASE THE GLORIOUS 3 HOUR FINALE CUT OF MUPPETVISION 3D!!!
November 24, 2024 at 10:10 PM
My son
November 25, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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You see, we invited distinguished folks from all over the world to come and work for the Disney company leadership. Unfortunately, none of them showed up
November 22, 2024 at 5:29 PM
So #TheGrinch takes place in Whoville, the people of which are quite literally Who's due to their last name. SOOOO that clearly means the entire story of The Grinch takes place on a flower a la Horton Hears a Who. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
November 17, 2024 at 5:11 AM