The Fig Economy
@figgityfigs.bsky.social
Father of lots, earnest as shit, Regular and not too fancy, weird li’l guy enthusiast. He/him.
“We had a shutdown and won the election which proves that more shutdown would only mean better and better things for us.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“We had a shutdown and won the election which proves that more shutdown would only mean better and better things for us.”
If this is your take on federal employees you can go ahead and fuck right off forever.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If this is your take on federal employees you can go ahead and fuck right off forever.
More or less any time you read the phrase “eight democrats” it should set off a small flashing red light that this is all the same exact Axios Bullshit as every other article around it, and that it’s sourced from the same exact GOP staffers as the rest.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
More or less any time you read the phrase “eight democrats” it should set off a small flashing red light that this is all the same exact Axios Bullshit as every other article around it, and that it’s sourced from the same exact GOP staffers as the rest.
I’m genuinely confused reading this article what is being alleged to have happened. I assumed backchannel talks were happening with leadership’s approval, but none of what’s in the screenshots seems like Schumer dictating something that got heroically rejected by the caucus?
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m genuinely confused reading this article what is being alleged to have happened. I assumed backchannel talks were happening with leadership’s approval, but none of what’s in the screenshots seems like Schumer dictating something that got heroically rejected by the caucus?
Let’s see if Thune’s strategy of negging the democrats into agreement will work.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let’s see if Thune’s strategy of negging the democrats into agreement will work.
Look I’ll agree with the stupid motherfucker part but, uh, that other part is deeply not true.
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Look I’ll agree with the stupid motherfucker part but, uh, that other part is deeply not true.
“Eight democrats” is a link. What does it go to? The Hill? Let’s check that out.
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“Eight democrats” is a link. What does it go to? The Hill? Let’s check that out.
Can’t believe how determined some people are to be super fucking credulous. Let’s follow these links for a second. First, Murshed cites a prospect article by David Dayen:
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Can’t believe how determined some people are to be super fucking credulous. Let’s follow these links for a second. First, Murshed cites a prospect article by David Dayen:
Goodwill is a cool store because sometimes you find one of a kind deals like a copy of Jon Stewart’s book Naked Pictures of Famous People where someone has drawn a Hitler mustache on all four pictures of the author on the cover.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Goodwill is a cool store because sometimes you find one of a kind deals like a copy of Jon Stewart’s book Naked Pictures of Famous People where someone has drawn a Hitler mustache on all four pictures of the author on the cover.
Read the text. And one of the only people barred from office in modern times by 14AS3 was a New Mexico county commissioner.
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Read the text. And one of the only people barred from office in modern times by 14AS3 was a New Mexico county commissioner.
Never stop tumblring, Bluesky.
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Never stop tumblring, Bluesky.
Picked this bad boy up on Facebook marketplace for free, and it still works great and has all of its accessories.
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Picked this bad boy up on Facebook marketplace for free, and it still works great and has all of its accessories.
This is a post somebody made on this website about the broadway musical Hamilton.
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This is a post somebody made on this website about the broadway musical Hamilton.
Really is a Bob Loblaw-ass administration.
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Really is a Bob Loblaw-ass administration.
Screenshotting rather than quoting to capture the whole exchange. This kind of thing is absolutely maddening to me. This conspiratorial stuff, the “you’re very close to getting [the point that I won’t just say straight out].”
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Screenshotting rather than quoting to capture the whole exchange. This kind of thing is absolutely maddening to me. This conspiratorial stuff, the “you’re very close to getting [the point that I won’t just say straight out].”
Starting a fire in the fire pit feels like playing Katamari Damacy, send post.
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Starting a fire in the fire pit feels like playing Katamari Damacy, send post.