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Icarus
@fierceboar.bsky.social
Fiscally Communist, socially male

The fartist formerly known as @blowfart

They/he
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Alright, i’m looking for 40 friends and 187 phishing porn bot accounts to get me back on my feet
Is he, you know, a Strapping Young Lad?
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Postpunk bands will make the fucking sickest guitar riffs ever and then put just the worst vocals on top

I'm trying to find the balance between numetal and mathrock and these guys wont stop yelling about being sad, i cant hear the fuckin riffs
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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she’s called Triplehorse bc she’s three times better than a horse
saw this plushie in my dreams & tried to buy it but my dream card declined :{
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When i'm grilling sausages i like to make them spoon eachother a little bit

Fujoing out on the bbq
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The only thing i've ever gatekept in my life is Yaoi
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sometimes its a "listen to an album that makes you cry" kind of day, and thats okay

Better than the alternative
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I live when a man's social media profile picture is from 2016 and he isn't bald yet
Always funny
October 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
These apps really need a "show everyone but this one guy" option so I can shit and eat in the same place and worry about it
October 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Comforting my dying ipad through its random restarts and crashes like it’s the 15 year old family dog
September 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Yall ever in a dream and do something so embarassingg that you wake yourself up to get out of it
September 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Talking Heads got me dancing like the guy from the grubhub ad
August 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Waking up first in a house full of people, making some tea, and feeding the dog kinda goes insane

I can see why dads do this
August 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I think it’s easier to understand why there was a britpop battle between oasis and blur despite oasis clearly having a better catalogue once you you consider that damon albarn was submissive and breedable
August 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Someone has put me on some sort of “online leftists” list and i keep getting random follows from centre-left/liberal political accounts

I am not american!
And also i am not a “leftist”, i’m a marxist!
I will not be donating to the democrat party!
Please leave me alone!
August 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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MY BOYFRIEND'S 3 INCH FEMININE PENIS VS. The Largest Selection of Rope
August 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Had a dream about kissing boys and woke up feeling like absolute shit, AMA
August 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It should be illegal to make a bathroom that doesn’t have the option to make noise at all times

I want the loudest extraction fan you’ve heard in your life when i walk in there
August 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Even if no one has my back, I know Psylium Husk has my tummy
August 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’m pretty sure i’ve been googling “whole body hurts after sneezing?” like once a month for the past 10 years as if i was expecting it to eventually tell me that i’m gunna die in 3 days
August 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It’s always funny when someone you don’t really know very well shows up in a dream as a friend

Like, usually when i see someone in a dream, i tell them about it when i wake up, but how do you tell your friend’s highschool-ex-girlfriend from 10 years ago that you saw them without being wierd
July 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Trying to manifest becoming 6 inches shorter, shit does not work at all
I’m like if a guy was non-binary in a masc lesbian way
July 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just finished another playthrough of System Shock 2, 3rd or 4th time getting all the way through it, but first time on the new anniversary edition

It holds up! Lots of fun, and still a lot in there that modern games can learn from
July 8, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I’m like if a guy was non-binary in a masc lesbian way
July 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Seriously, if you make a “red herring” that is actually a connection, that defeats the point of the game

Stop doing this shit
I would actually pay for a nyt puzzles subscription if it let me directly send a picture of my middle finger to the guy that puts together the connections everytime it’s fuckin nonsense
June 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM