Fideo Loco
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San Antonio-based Mexican-American freelance writer, contributor to Latin Heat Online Entertainment Magazine, lifelong film fanatic, and lefty political junkie.
Trump’s quest to own Greenland could overshadow other goals.
What other goals? Annexing Canada and Mexico? Destroying Nato and handing Western Europe to Putin? Invoking the Insurrection Act and canceling the Midterms? Nuking all the windmills?
Please, no more goals, sir!
What other goals? Annexing Canada and Mexico? Destroying Nato and handing Western Europe to Putin? Invoking the Insurrection Act and canceling the Midterms? Nuking all the windmills?
Please, no more goals, sir!
January 21, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Trump’s quest to own Greenland could overshadow other goals.
What other goals? Annexing Canada and Mexico? Destroying Nato and handing Western Europe to Putin? Invoking the Insurrection Act and canceling the Midterms? Nuking all the windmills?
Please, no more goals, sir!
What other goals? Annexing Canada and Mexico? Destroying Nato and handing Western Europe to Putin? Invoking the Insurrection Act and canceling the Midterms? Nuking all the windmills?
Please, no more goals, sir!
Trump heads to Europe to face leaders concerned about his plans for Greenland
Note to Leaders: Be afraid. Be very afraid. This guy is an unhinged, incontinent, narcissistic sociopath with delusions of grandeur.
Note to Leaders: Be afraid. Be very afraid. This guy is an unhinged, incontinent, narcissistic sociopath with delusions of grandeur.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Trump heads to Europe to face leaders concerned about his plans for Greenland
Note to Leaders: Be afraid. Be very afraid. This guy is an unhinged, incontinent, narcissistic sociopath with delusions of grandeur.
Note to Leaders: Be afraid. Be very afraid. This guy is an unhinged, incontinent, narcissistic sociopath with delusions of grandeur.
AP Headline: Army puts 1,500 soldiers on standby for possible Minnesota deployment, AP sources say.
Well, it's time to replace the letter "C" in America with a backward letter "K" to reflect our new Soviet-style reality/
Well, it's time to replace the letter "C" in America with a backward letter "K" to reflect our new Soviet-style reality/
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
AP Headline: Army puts 1,500 soldiers on standby for possible Minnesota deployment, AP sources say.
Well, it's time to replace the letter "C" in America with a backward letter "K" to reflect our new Soviet-style reality/
Well, it's time to replace the letter "C" in America with a backward letter "K" to reflect our new Soviet-style reality/
The Super Bowl is next month. What are the chances Trump remains the Vince Lombardi Trophy after himself?
He was single-handedly responsible for the demise of the USFL due tohis Fecal Touch; everything he touches turns to shit.
He was single-handedly responsible for the demise of the USFL due tohis Fecal Touch; everything he touches turns to shit.
January 19, 2026 at 1:21 PM
The Super Bowl is next month. What are the chances Trump remains the Vince Lombardi Trophy after himself?
He was single-handedly responsible for the demise of the USFL due tohis Fecal Touch; everything he touches turns to shit.
He was single-handedly responsible for the demise of the USFL due tohis Fecal Touch; everything he touches turns to shit.
Headline: '60 Minutes' To Air 'Inside CECOT' Segment On Trump Deportations That Was Pulled From December Broadcast.
This is a sign CBS is beginning to grow back "the pair" they so meekly handed over to Trump.
The worm, at long last, is beginning to turn.
This is a sign CBS is beginning to grow back "the pair" they so meekly handed over to Trump.
The worm, at long last, is beginning to turn.
January 19, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Headline: '60 Minutes' To Air 'Inside CECOT' Segment On Trump Deportations That Was Pulled From December Broadcast.
This is a sign CBS is beginning to grow back "the pair" they so meekly handed over to Trump.
The worm, at long last, is beginning to turn.
This is a sign CBS is beginning to grow back "the pair" they so meekly handed over to Trump.
The worm, at long last, is beginning to turn.
Headline: Deaths in Detention Warn of Horrors Behind ICE’s Prison Walls.
Maybe Trump wants Greenland to set up a Frozen Gulag there, as Putin has in Siberia.
Maybe Trump wants Greenland to set up a Frozen Gulag there, as Putin has in Siberia.
January 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Headline: Deaths in Detention Warn of Horrors Behind ICE’s Prison Walls.
Maybe Trump wants Greenland to set up a Frozen Gulag there, as Putin has in Siberia.
Maybe Trump wants Greenland to set up a Frozen Gulag there, as Putin has in Siberia.
Norwegian Acting Legend Liv Ullmann Wades Into Donald Trump Nobel Peace Prize Gift: "He Will Lose It"
He lost all self-respect by accepting it in the first place.
Trivia question: Name the seven wars Donald Trump has ended.
There should be a prize for anyone who can answer that question.
He lost all self-respect by accepting it in the first place.
Trivia question: Name the seven wars Donald Trump has ended.
There should be a prize for anyone who can answer that question.
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Norwegian Acting Legend Liv Ullmann Wades Into Donald Trump Nobel Peace Prize Gift: "He Will Lose It"
He lost all self-respect by accepting it in the first place.
Trivia question: Name the seven wars Donald Trump has ended.
There should be a prize for anyone who can answer that question.
He lost all self-respect by accepting it in the first place.
Trivia question: Name the seven wars Donald Trump has ended.
There should be a prize for anyone who can answer that question.
The wave of firings rocking the Trump Justice Department
My Cousin Vinny is looking for work. He will need a proper clothing allowance for court appearances.
My Cousin Vinny is looking for work. He will need a proper clothing allowance for court appearances.
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The wave of firings rocking the Trump Justice Department
My Cousin Vinny is looking for work. He will need a proper clothing allowance for court appearances.
My Cousin Vinny is looking for work. He will need a proper clothing allowance for court appearances.
If Trump forcefully acquires Greenland, it will end NATO, and Trump, acting as Putin's "useful idiot", will have fulfilled Putin's long-held wet dream to end NATO so he can menace Western Europe and take over the Baltic States.
January 16, 2026 at 4:22 PM
If Trump forcefully acquires Greenland, it will end NATO, and Trump, acting as Putin's "useful idiot", will have fulfilled Putin's long-held wet dream to end NATO so he can menace Western Europe and take over the Baltic States.
Trump gives the finger to an auto worker in Detroit. Did you see the close-up of his hand? It's swollen, misshapen, and infected with syphilis. His whole body is corroding right before our eyes.
He's morphing into a combination of Jabba the Hutt and The Elephant Man.
He's morphing into a combination of Jabba the Hutt and The Elephant Man.
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Trump gives the finger to an auto worker in Detroit. Did you see the close-up of his hand? It's swollen, misshapen, and infected with syphilis. His whole body is corroding right before our eyes.
He's morphing into a combination of Jabba the Hutt and The Elephant Man.
He's morphing into a combination of Jabba the Hutt and The Elephant Man.
FBI Searches Home Of Washington Post Reporter As Part Of Classified Documents Investigation.
This tactic is right out of Putin's KGB playbook; go after the media, journalists, dissidents, and "political enemies". Soon, they will be throwing them out of windows and claiming it was a suicide.
This tactic is right out of Putin's KGB playbook; go after the media, journalists, dissidents, and "political enemies". Soon, they will be throwing them out of windows and claiming it was a suicide.
January 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
FBI Searches Home Of Washington Post Reporter As Part Of Classified Documents Investigation.
This tactic is right out of Putin's KGB playbook; go after the media, journalists, dissidents, and "political enemies". Soon, they will be throwing them out of windows and claiming it was a suicide.
This tactic is right out of Putin's KGB playbook; go after the media, journalists, dissidents, and "political enemies". Soon, they will be throwing them out of windows and claiming it was a suicide.
Trump’s latest moves complicate the midterm election year.
Let me state the quiet part out loud: He is going to do everything he can to fuck up the midterms and invalidate the results.
That's not a ballroom he's building. It's a bunker to rule from during his third term.
Let me state the quiet part out loud: He is going to do everything he can to fuck up the midterms and invalidate the results.
That's not a ballroom he's building. It's a bunker to rule from during his third term.
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Trump’s latest moves complicate the midterm election year.
Let me state the quiet part out loud: He is going to do everything he can to fuck up the midterms and invalidate the results.
That's not a ballroom he's building. It's a bunker to rule from during his third term.
Let me state the quiet part out loud: He is going to do everything he can to fuck up the midterms and invalidate the results.
That's not a ballroom he's building. It's a bunker to rule from during his third term.
Donald Trump Tells CBS News' Tony Dokoupil That If Kamala Harris Won In 2024, "You Probably Wouldn't Have A Job Right Now."
Donald is projecting again. Had Kamala won, he'd be out of a job and probably in jail making license plates,
Donald is projecting again. Had Kamala won, he'd be out of a job and probably in jail making license plates,
January 14, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Donald Trump Tells CBS News' Tony Dokoupil That If Kamala Harris Won In 2024, "You Probably Wouldn't Have A Job Right Now."
Donald is projecting again. Had Kamala won, he'd be out of a job and probably in jail making license plates,
Donald is projecting again. Had Kamala won, he'd be out of a job and probably in jail making license plates,
Headline: Just weeks into 2026, Trump has committed irreparable harm.
Our two latter-day Cassandras, Hillary and Kamala, correctly warned us this would happen,
But "A prophet is not without honor except in his own country," especially if that prophet is a woman.
Our two latter-day Cassandras, Hillary and Kamala, correctly warned us this would happen,
But "A prophet is not without honor except in his own country," especially if that prophet is a woman.
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Headline: Just weeks into 2026, Trump has committed irreparable harm.
Our two latter-day Cassandras, Hillary and Kamala, correctly warned us this would happen,
But "A prophet is not without honor except in his own country," especially if that prophet is a woman.
Our two latter-day Cassandras, Hillary and Kamala, correctly warned us this would happen,
But "A prophet is not without honor except in his own country," especially if that prophet is a woman.
Trump says he is the acting president of Venezuela. He thinks he is also the future King of Greenland.
Like Norma Desmond, Trump has finally been enfolded by his narcissistic, Napoleonic dreams of conquest and rule.
In medical terms, he is loonier than a shithouse rat.
Like Norma Desmond, Trump has finally been enfolded by his narcissistic, Napoleonic dreams of conquest and rule.
In medical terms, he is loonier than a shithouse rat.
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Trump says he is the acting president of Venezuela. He thinks he is also the future King of Greenland.
Like Norma Desmond, Trump has finally been enfolded by his narcissistic, Napoleonic dreams of conquest and rule.
In medical terms, he is loonier than a shithouse rat.
Like Norma Desmond, Trump has finally been enfolded by his narcissistic, Napoleonic dreams of conquest and rule.
In medical terms, he is loonier than a shithouse rat.
This idiot president says we're taking Greenland whether they like it or not.
Now that we are a Banana Republic, only a military coup d'état can stop him.
A "cleansing purge " would include Stephen Miller, Christi Nome, Kash Patel, Pm Bondi, and RFK Jr.
Now that we are a Banana Republic, only a military coup d'état can stop him.
A "cleansing purge " would include Stephen Miller, Christi Nome, Kash Patel, Pm Bondi, and RFK Jr.
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
This idiot president says we're taking Greenland whether they like it or not.
Now that we are a Banana Republic, only a military coup d'état can stop him.
A "cleansing purge " would include Stephen Miller, Christi Nome, Kash Patel, Pm Bondi, and RFK Jr.
Now that we are a Banana Republic, only a military coup d'état can stop him.
A "cleansing purge " would include Stephen Miller, Christi Nome, Kash Patel, Pm Bondi, and RFK Jr.
Trump says the only restraint on his power "Is my own morality.
Not very comforting coming from someone with the morals of a squid.
Congress should be the one restraining his power, but like Trump's moral squid, Congress has no spine or genitalia.
Not very comforting coming from someone with the morals of a squid.
Congress should be the one restraining his power, but like Trump's moral squid, Congress has no spine or genitalia.
January 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Trump says the only restraint on his power "Is my own morality.
Not very comforting coming from someone with the morals of a squid.
Congress should be the one restraining his power, but like Trump's moral squid, Congress has no spine or genitalia.
Not very comforting coming from someone with the morals of a squid.
Congress should be the one restraining his power, but like Trump's moral squid, Congress has no spine or genitalia.
Our Trump. ass-kissing governor, Greg Abbot, is sending our Texas Voter Files to the DOJ, headed by The Ice Queen Pam Bondi, to use our personal information against us in the 2026 Midterms.
Big Brother turns into Big Bad Ass Gangsta Brother.
Putin to Trump: "You have learned well, Grasshopper."
Big Brother turns into Big Bad Ass Gangsta Brother.
Putin to Trump: "You have learned well, Grasshopper."
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Our Trump. ass-kissing governor, Greg Abbot, is sending our Texas Voter Files to the DOJ, headed by The Ice Queen Pam Bondi, to use our personal information against us in the 2026 Midterms.
Big Brother turns into Big Bad Ass Gangsta Brother.
Putin to Trump: "You have learned well, Grasshopper."
Big Brother turns into Big Bad Ass Gangsta Brother.
Putin to Trump: "You have learned well, Grasshopper."
Life imitates art.
Akira Kurosawa's film, Rashomon,is about four people who tell four different versions of a rape/murder.
Trump, Vance, and Nome cited different versions of the murder of Renee Nicole Good by ICE agents, ignoring the truth shown in the video.
Akira Kurosawa's film, Rashomon,is about four people who tell four different versions of a rape/murder.
Trump, Vance, and Nome cited different versions of the murder of Renee Nicole Good by ICE agents, ignoring the truth shown in the video.
January 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Life imitates art.
Akira Kurosawa's film, Rashomon,is about four people who tell four different versions of a rape/murder.
Trump, Vance, and Nome cited different versions of the murder of Renee Nicole Good by ICE agents, ignoring the truth shown in the video.
Akira Kurosawa's film, Rashomon,is about four people who tell four different versions of a rape/murder.
Trump, Vance, and Nome cited different versions of the murder of Renee Nicole Good by ICE agents, ignoring the truth shown in the video.
Federal immigration officers fire on another vehicle.
I thought we were getting rid of the worst of the worst. We need to round up these ICE storm troopers, put them in a Time Machine, and send them back to Nazi Germany from whence they originally spawned.
I thought we were getting rid of the worst of the worst. We need to round up these ICE storm troopers, put them in a Time Machine, and send them back to Nazi Germany from whence they originally spawned.
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Federal immigration officers fire on another vehicle.
I thought we were getting rid of the worst of the worst. We need to round up these ICE storm troopers, put them in a Time Machine, and send them back to Nazi Germany from whence they originally spawned.
I thought we were getting rid of the worst of the worst. We need to round up these ICE storm troopers, put them in a Time Machine, and send them back to Nazi Germany from whence they originally spawned.
Oil Companies Are Key Partners in Trump’s Imperial Plans for Latin America.
He changed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Soon he will drop "Latin" from Latin America and replace it with Trump America.
He changed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Soon he will drop "Latin" from Latin America and replace it with Trump America.
January 9, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Oil Companies Are Key Partners in Trump’s Imperial Plans for Latin America.
He changed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Soon he will drop "Latin" from Latin America and replace it with Trump America.
He changed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Soon he will drop "Latin" from Latin America and replace it with Trump America.
JD Vance Scolds Media For Prejudging ICE Officer Shooting Of Minneapolis Woman, Even Though He Has Done Just That.
Doctors take the Hippocratic Oath, which states, "First, do no harm." Vance has taken the Hypocritic Oath to lie through his rat teeth at every opportunity.
Doctors take the Hippocratic Oath, which states, "First, do no harm." Vance has taken the Hypocritic Oath to lie through his rat teeth at every opportunity.
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 AM
JD Vance Scolds Media For Prejudging ICE Officer Shooting Of Minneapolis Woman, Even Though He Has Done Just That.
Doctors take the Hippocratic Oath, which states, "First, do no harm." Vance has taken the Hypocritic Oath to lie through his rat teeth at every opportunity.
Doctors take the Hippocratic Oath, which states, "First, do no harm." Vance has taken the Hypocritic Oath to lie through his rat teeth at every opportunity.
GOP rebels help House move toward extending Obamacare subsidies.
Nice try, GOP. That's a day late and a dollar short. Your "rebel" cry should be MEDICARE FOR ALL!
Nice try, GOP. That's a day late and a dollar short. Your "rebel" cry should be MEDICARE FOR ALL!
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 PM
GOP rebels help House move toward extending Obamacare subsidies.
Nice try, GOP. That's a day late and a dollar short. Your "rebel" cry should be MEDICARE FOR ALL!
Nice try, GOP. That's a day late and a dollar short. Your "rebel" cry should be MEDICARE FOR ALL!
ICE Agent Shoots and Kills Woman at Minneapolis Protest
“I have a message to ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis,” said Mayor Jacob Frey after the shooting.
...and get out of every other city in the country.
“I have a message to ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis,” said Mayor Jacob Frey after the shooting.
...and get out of every other city in the country.
January 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
ICE Agent Shoots and Kills Woman at Minneapolis Protest
“I have a message to ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis,” said Mayor Jacob Frey after the shooting.
...and get out of every other city in the country.
“I have a message to ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis,” said Mayor Jacob Frey after the shooting.
...and get out of every other city in the country.
Trump withholds family funds from 5 Democratic-led states.
A typical tactic from this petty president.
He said if the Democrats win the House and Senate in the midterms, "They will impeach me."
Yeah, impeach and convict him, then deport his sorry carcass to Caracas.
A typical tactic from this petty president.
He said if the Democrats win the House and Senate in the midterms, "They will impeach me."
Yeah, impeach and convict him, then deport his sorry carcass to Caracas.
January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Trump withholds family funds from 5 Democratic-led states.
A typical tactic from this petty president.
He said if the Democrats win the House and Senate in the midterms, "They will impeach me."
Yeah, impeach and convict him, then deport his sorry carcass to Caracas.
A typical tactic from this petty president.
He said if the Democrats win the House and Senate in the midterms, "They will impeach me."
Yeah, impeach and convict him, then deport his sorry carcass to Caracas.