Fideo Loco
@fideolocosatx.bsky.social
San Antonio-based Mexican-American freelance writer, contributor to Latin Heat Online Entertainment Magazine, lifelong film fanatic, and lefty political junkie.
Trump Attacks Kaitlan Collins Again As CNN Anchor Asks About Epstein Survivors: You Are The Worst Reporter ...I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Seen You Smile"
That's an odd thing to say from someone whose mouth looks like an inverted anus that forms a permanent scowl, hiding his dentures.
That's an odd thing to say from someone whose mouth looks like an inverted anus that forms a permanent scowl, hiding his dentures.
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Trump Attacks Kaitlan Collins Again As CNN Anchor Asks About Epstein Survivors: You Are The Worst Reporter ...I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Seen You Smile"
That's an odd thing to say from someone whose mouth looks like an inverted anus that forms a permanent scowl, hiding his dentures.
That's an odd thing to say from someone whose mouth looks like an inverted anus that forms a permanent scowl, hiding his dentures.
Patti LuPone Makes Fiery Speech From Carnegie Hall Stage Urging Protection Of Kennedy Center From Donald Trump.
God save the Kennedy Center, America, and the world from the dreaded Fecal Touch of Donald J. Trump!
God save the Kennedy Center, America, and the world from the dreaded Fecal Touch of Donald J. Trump!
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Patti LuPone Makes Fiery Speech From Carnegie Hall Stage Urging Protection Of Kennedy Center From Donald Trump.
God save the Kennedy Center, America, and the world from the dreaded Fecal Touch of Donald J. Trump!
God save the Kennedy Center, America, and the world from the dreaded Fecal Touch of Donald J. Trump!
Question: If a cop asks where you are going, do you have to tell them?
Answer: Probably not. But avoid the temptation to tell them where to go. They don't have a sense of humor or appreciate irony.
Answer: Probably not. But avoid the temptation to tell them where to go. They don't have a sense of humor or appreciate irony.
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Question: If a cop asks where you are going, do you have to tell them?
Answer: Probably not. But avoid the temptation to tell them where to go. They don't have a sense of humor or appreciate irony.
Answer: Probably not. But avoid the temptation to tell them where to go. They don't have a sense of humor or appreciate irony.
'Melania': Amazon's First Lady Doc Launches 29th At UK Box Office and 38th In Italy.
Both Donald's poll numbers and Melania's box office numbers are right at the Memdoza Line.
Could not happen to a more deserving couple!
Both Donald's poll numbers and Melania's box office numbers are right at the Memdoza Line.
Could not happen to a more deserving couple!
February 2, 2026 at 11:49 PM
'Melania': Amazon's First Lady Doc Launches 29th At UK Box Office and 38th In Italy.
Both Donald's poll numbers and Melania's box office numbers are right at the Memdoza Line.
Could not happen to a more deserving couple!
Both Donald's poll numbers and Melania's box office numbers are right at the Memdoza Line.
Could not happen to a more deserving couple!
Donald Trump Announces Plans To Close Kennedy Center For Two Years, Says It Is Due To Renovations.
Oh God! He's going to turn it into an opulent, garish, golden Persian brothel.
Maybe in those two years of renovation, he can find some acts that want to perform there.
Oh God! He's going to turn it into an opulent, garish, golden Persian brothel.
Maybe in those two years of renovation, he can find some acts that want to perform there.
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Donald Trump Announces Plans To Close Kennedy Center For Two Years, Says It Is Due To Renovations.
Oh God! He's going to turn it into an opulent, garish, golden Persian brothel.
Maybe in those two years of renovation, he can find some acts that want to perform there.
Oh God! He's going to turn it into an opulent, garish, golden Persian brothel.
Maybe in those two years of renovation, he can find some acts that want to perform there.
Texas Blue Persuasion, it's a new vibration! Two Texas Dems win Special Elections: Taylor Rehmet, State Senate Seat, and Christian Menefee, Congressional seat from Houston.
Soon, Texas will be as Blue as our state flower, the Bluebonnet.
¡VIVA AZUL TEXAS!
Soon, Texas will be as Blue as our state flower, the Bluebonnet.
¡VIVA AZUL TEXAS!
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Texas Blue Persuasion, it's a new vibration! Two Texas Dems win Special Elections: Taylor Rehmet, State Senate Seat, and Christian Menefee, Congressional seat from Houston.
Soon, Texas will be as Blue as our state flower, the Bluebonnet.
¡VIVA AZUL TEXAS!
Soon, Texas will be as Blue as our state flower, the Bluebonnet.
¡VIVA AZUL TEXAS!
'Melania' Review: Amazon's And Brett Ratner's Shallow Love Letter To The First Lady's White House Return Is Self-Serving And Dull.
Uno momento, pro favor. "Self-serving and dull"? Are we talking about the movie, or Donald Trump?
Uno momento, pro favor. "Self-serving and dull"? Are we talking about the movie, or Donald Trump?
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
'Melania' Review: Amazon's And Brett Ratner's Shallow Love Letter To The First Lady's White House Return Is Self-Serving And Dull.
Uno momento, pro favor. "Self-serving and dull"? Are we talking about the movie, or Donald Trump?
Uno momento, pro favor. "Self-serving and dull"? Are we talking about the movie, or Donald Trump?
Catherine O'Hara Dies: Beloved 'Schitt's Creek', 'SCTV', 'Home Alone' Actor Was 71.
O'Hara was cast from the same mold as Carole Lombard, a lovely, excellent comedic actress. Much, much too young!
O'Hara was cast from the same mold as Carole Lombard, a lovely, excellent comedic actress. Much, much too young!
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Catherine O'Hara Dies: Beloved 'Schitt's Creek', 'SCTV', 'Home Alone' Actor Was 71.
O'Hara was cast from the same mold as Carole Lombard, a lovely, excellent comedic actress. Much, much too young!
O'Hara was cast from the same mold as Carole Lombard, a lovely, excellent comedic actress. Much, much too young!
At 'Melania' Premiere, Brett Ratner And The First Lady Defend the Cost Of Amazon MGM Documentary.
Total Cost: 75 million dollars.
At a buck a reason, you think they could come up with 75 million reasons to justify this vanity project that is taking a nose dive at the box office?
Total Cost: 75 million dollars.
At a buck a reason, you think they could come up with 75 million reasons to justify this vanity project that is taking a nose dive at the box office?
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
At 'Melania' Premiere, Brett Ratner And The First Lady Defend the Cost Of Amazon MGM Documentary.
Total Cost: 75 million dollars.
At a buck a reason, you think they could come up with 75 million reasons to justify this vanity project that is taking a nose dive at the box office?
Total Cost: 75 million dollars.
At a buck a reason, you think they could come up with 75 million reasons to justify this vanity project that is taking a nose dive at the box office?
Headline: Don Lemon Arrested By Federal Agents After Trump Administration Targeted Him Over Coverage Of Minneapolis ICE Protest.
Note to Lemon: Don't let the Feds get you anywhere near a window in a high-rise building.
Note to Lemon: Don't let the Feds get you anywhere near a window in a high-rise building.
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Headline: Don Lemon Arrested By Federal Agents After Trump Administration Targeted Him Over Coverage Of Minneapolis ICE Protest.
Note to Lemon: Don't let the Feds get you anywhere near a window in a high-rise building.
Note to Lemon: Don't let the Feds get you anywhere near a window in a high-rise building.
Melania is not a popular First Lady.. Eva Braun was more popular during the Third Reich than poor Melania is in Trump's Second Reich.
She was a trophy wife who just wanted to mingle in New York high society, having occasional affairs with a European race car driver or a rock star.
Make that film!
She was a trophy wife who just wanted to mingle in New York high society, having occasional affairs with a European race car driver or a rock star.
Make that film!
January 30, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Melania is not a popular First Lady.. Eva Braun was more popular during the Third Reich than poor Melania is in Trump's Second Reich.
She was a trophy wife who just wanted to mingle in New York high society, having occasional affairs with a European race car driver or a rock star.
Make that film!
She was a trophy wife who just wanted to mingle in New York high society, having occasional affairs with a European race car driver or a rock star.
Make that film!
Donald Trump Talks Netflix Vs. Paramount Battle For Warner Bros At 'Melania' Premiere.
Donald skipped over the fact that "Melania" tanked at the box office and is sinking faster than his poll numbers.
Donald skipped over the fact that "Melania" tanked at the box office and is sinking faster than his poll numbers.
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Donald Trump Talks Netflix Vs. Paramount Battle For Warner Bros At 'Melania' Premiere.
Donald skipped over the fact that "Melania" tanked at the box office and is sinking faster than his poll numbers.
Donald skipped over the fact that "Melania" tanked at the box office and is sinking faster than his poll numbers.
Bari Weiss To Unveil Slate Of New Podcasters And Other Contributors As Part of CBS News Plans.
Who would have guessed Paddy Chayefsky's dark comedy, "Network" (1976) would become reality 50 years later?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cSG...
Who would have guessed Paddy Chayefsky's dark comedy, "Network" (1976) would become reality 50 years later?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cSG...
Network (1976) Official Trailer - Peter Finch Movie
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January 29, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Bari Weiss To Unveil Slate Of New Podcasters And Other Contributors As Part of CBS News Plans.
Who would have guessed Paddy Chayefsky's dark comedy, "Network" (1976) would become reality 50 years later?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cSG...
Who would have guessed Paddy Chayefsky's dark comedy, "Network" (1976) would become reality 50 years later?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cSG...
BBC Told To Avoid "Clunky" Color-Blind Casting and "Preachy" Anti-Colonial Storylines In Drama Series,
Dam! I was looking forward to a "woke" reboot of "Pride and Prejudice" with an all-Latino cast with Zoe Saldaña in the title role of Lizzy Bennett recast as Lizzy Benitez.
¡VIVA JANE AUSTEN!
Dam! I was looking forward to a "woke" reboot of "Pride and Prejudice" with an all-Latino cast with Zoe Saldaña in the title role of Lizzy Bennett recast as Lizzy Benitez.
¡VIVA JANE AUSTEN!
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
BBC Told To Avoid "Clunky" Color-Blind Casting and "Preachy" Anti-Colonial Storylines In Drama Series,
Dam! I was looking forward to a "woke" reboot of "Pride and Prejudice" with an all-Latino cast with Zoe Saldaña in the title role of Lizzy Bennett recast as Lizzy Benitez.
¡VIVA JANE AUSTEN!
Dam! I was looking forward to a "woke" reboot of "Pride and Prejudice" with an all-Latino cast with Zoe Saldaña in the title role of Lizzy Bennett recast as Lizzy Benitez.
¡VIVA JANE AUSTEN!
AP: New videos show Alex Pretti’s earlier scuffle with federal officers in Minneapolis,
I only got a C+ in Mr. Kerr's 9th-grade Civics Class, but I believe kicking and busting a taillight is not a capital offense punishable by death by an ICE firing squad.
I only got a C+ in Mr. Kerr's 9th-grade Civics Class, but I believe kicking and busting a taillight is not a capital offense punishable by death by an ICE firing squad.
January 29, 2026 at 1:37 PM
AP: New videos show Alex Pretti’s earlier scuffle with federal officers in Minneapolis,
I only got a C+ in Mr. Kerr's 9th-grade Civics Class, but I believe kicking and busting a taillight is not a capital offense punishable by death by an ICE firing squad.
I only got a C+ in Mr. Kerr's 9th-grade Civics Class, but I believe kicking and busting a taillight is not a capital offense punishable by death by an ICE firing squad.
Dilley, located southwest of San Antonio, is known for its annual Watermelon Festival.
Dilley is now also known as an ICE detention center where Liam Ramos and his father are currently incarcerated.
I'll bet little Liam and his father can't wait for a slice of some ICE-cold watermelon.
Dilley is now also known as an ICE detention center where Liam Ramos and his father are currently incarcerated.
I'll bet little Liam and his father can't wait for a slice of some ICE-cold watermelon.
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Dilley, located southwest of San Antonio, is known for its annual Watermelon Festival.
Dilley is now also known as an ICE detention center where Liam Ramos and his father are currently incarcerated.
I'll bet little Liam and his father can't wait for a slice of some ICE-cold watermelon.
Dilley is now also known as an ICE detention center where Liam Ramos and his father are currently incarcerated.
I'll bet little Liam and his father can't wait for a slice of some ICE-cold watermelon.
Springsteen Slams "King Trump's Private Army From The DHS" In New Anti-ICE "Streets Of Minneapolis" Song.
Is this a song Trump can do his embarrassing, spastic, Baby Huey,, Jazz hands dance to?
Is this a song Trump can do his embarrassing, spastic, Baby Huey,, Jazz hands dance to?
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Springsteen Slams "King Trump's Private Army From The DHS" In New Anti-ICE "Streets Of Minneapolis" Song.
Is this a song Trump can do his embarrassing, spastic, Baby Huey,, Jazz hands dance to?
Is this a song Trump can do his embarrassing, spastic, Baby Huey,, Jazz hands dance to?
Kristi Noem faces rising calls for her firing or impeachment.
Ah, that face, that hair, that bod, that lying, duplicitous persona . Her talents have been wasted at the DHS. Kristi was born to play dangerous, sexy, double-crossing femme fatales in my favorite movie genre: film noir.
Ah, that face, that hair, that bod, that lying, duplicitous persona . Her talents have been wasted at the DHS. Kristi was born to play dangerous, sexy, double-crossing femme fatales in my favorite movie genre: film noir.
January 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Kristi Noem faces rising calls for her firing or impeachment.
Ah, that face, that hair, that bod, that lying, duplicitous persona . Her talents have been wasted at the DHS. Kristi was born to play dangerous, sexy, double-crossing femme fatales in my favorite movie genre: film noir.
Ah, that face, that hair, that bod, that lying, duplicitous persona . Her talents have been wasted at the DHS. Kristi was born to play dangerous, sexy, double-crossing femme fatales in my favorite movie genre: film noir.
ICE Was Warned About Conditions at Fort Bliss Migrant Jail. Then 2 Men Died.
Although born in California, my Mexican roots are from South Texas.
Now in San Antonio, I have a love/hate relationship with Texas.
I love being a Tejano. But I hate that Texas is in cahoots with ICE.
Although born in California, my Mexican roots are from South Texas.
Now in San Antonio, I have a love/hate relationship with Texas.
I love being a Tejano. But I hate that Texas is in cahoots with ICE.
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 AM
ICE Was Warned About Conditions at Fort Bliss Migrant Jail. Then 2 Men Died.
Although born in California, my Mexican roots are from South Texas.
Now in San Antonio, I have a love/hate relationship with Texas.
I love being a Tejano. But I hate that Texas is in cahoots with ICE.
Although born in California, my Mexican roots are from South Texas.
Now in San Antonio, I have a love/hate relationship with Texas.
I love being a Tejano. But I hate that Texas is in cahoots with ICE.
Composer Philip Glass Withdraws "Lincoln" Symphony Premiere From Kennedy Center,
Good for you, Mr. Glass. "Do not cast your pearls among swine": Matthew, Chapter 7, Verse 6.
Trump's response: "Oink, oink, oink."
Good for you, Mr. Glass. "Do not cast your pearls among swine": Matthew, Chapter 7, Verse 6.
Trump's response: "Oink, oink, oink."
January 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Composer Philip Glass Withdraws "Lincoln" Symphony Premiere From Kennedy Center,
Good for you, Mr. Glass. "Do not cast your pearls among swine": Matthew, Chapter 7, Verse 6.
Trump's response: "Oink, oink, oink."
Good for you, Mr. Glass. "Do not cast your pearls among swine": Matthew, Chapter 7, Verse 6.
Trump's response: "Oink, oink, oink."
Scott Bessent, the millionaire soybean farmer, says when he goes to a protest rally, he carries a billboard, not a gun.
This dumbass doesn't know you need a tractor-trailer to "carry" a billboard to a protest rally.
Next time you go to a protest rally, carry a sign, numb nuts!
This dumbass doesn't know you need a tractor-trailer to "carry" a billboard to a protest rally.
Next time you go to a protest rally, carry a sign, numb nuts!
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Scott Bessent, the millionaire soybean farmer, says when he goes to a protest rally, he carries a billboard, not a gun.
This dumbass doesn't know you need a tractor-trailer to "carry" a billboard to a protest rally.
Next time you go to a protest rally, carry a sign, numb nuts!
This dumbass doesn't know you need a tractor-trailer to "carry" a billboard to a protest rally.
Next time you go to a protest rally, carry a sign, numb nuts!
AP Headline: Border Patrol commander leaving Minneapolis.
Hopefully, crawling back under the dung heap from whence he emerged.
The last Ice Age ended 11,700 years ago. This current ICE Age cannot end soon enough!
Hopefully, crawling back under the dung heap from whence he emerged.
The last Ice Age ended 11,700 years ago. This current ICE Age cannot end soon enough!
January 27, 2026 at 3:33 PM
AP Headline: Border Patrol commander leaving Minneapolis.
Hopefully, crawling back under the dung heap from whence he emerged.
The last Ice Age ended 11,700 years ago. This current ICE Age cannot end soon enough!
Hopefully, crawling back under the dung heap from whence he emerged.
The last Ice Age ended 11,700 years ago. This current ICE Age cannot end soon enough!
ICE To Support U.S. Security Arrangements At Winter Olympics.
uh, not a good idea. Any Olympian from what Trump has designated as a "shithole" country, or Denmark, or Norway, better have all their papers on them as they ski down the slopes.
uh, not a good idea. Any Olympian from what Trump has designated as a "shithole" country, or Denmark, or Norway, better have all their papers on them as they ski down the slopes.
January 27, 2026 at 3:17 PM
ICE To Support U.S. Security Arrangements At Winter Olympics.
uh, not a good idea. Any Olympian from what Trump has designated as a "shithole" country, or Denmark, or Norway, better have all their papers on them as they ski down the slopes.
uh, not a good idea. Any Olympian from what Trump has designated as a "shithole" country, or Denmark, or Norway, better have all their papers on them as they ski down the slopes.
Trump is replacing Greg Bovino, U.S. Border Patrol honcho in Minneapolis, with Border Czar Tom Holman.
Basically, replacing Dumb with Dumber.
Basically, replacing Dumb with Dumber.
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Trump is replacing Greg Bovino, U.S. Border Patrol honcho in Minneapolis, with Border Czar Tom Holman.
Basically, replacing Dumb with Dumber.
Basically, replacing Dumb with Dumber.
Donald Trump Still Wants Tariffs On Films Made Outside U.S., Says He Plans Low-Interest Bonds For Hollywood Movies.
Oh God, no! Now he is applying his fabled Fecal Touch to the film industry. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Oh God, no! Now he is applying his fabled Fecal Touch to the film industry. Everything he touches turns to shit.
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Donald Trump Still Wants Tariffs On Films Made Outside U.S., Says He Plans Low-Interest Bonds For Hollywood Movies.
Oh God, no! Now he is applying his fabled Fecal Touch to the film industry. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Oh God, no! Now he is applying his fabled Fecal Touch to the film industry. Everything he touches turns to shit.