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This morning my son came up to me asking “Is this real or a toy?” waving around what I quickly realized to my horror was a broom with a dead mouse stuck in it. At least we now know where the funny smell was coming from 😆 Merry Christmas everyone!

The numbers are in. More people watched the bootlegged 60 Minutes CECOT segment than watched Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors on CBS.

This is what's known as "consciousness of guilt"

The malignant narcissist can’t stand America trying to have a peaceful Christmas without him.

KIMMEL, to the UK:

“.. It may not seem like it, but we love you guys. .. We’re going through a bit of a wobble right now, but we’ll come around. .. Give us about three years.”

@jimmykimmel.com

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

"people can still download your art from bsky and feed it into AI" if gamer behavior has taught me anything, just one extra button press is more than enough to annoy a MASSIVE amount of people into not making the effort

I’m going to need to see the declination memos from DoJ where they declined to prosecute the Epstein co-conspirators, and I’m gonna need to see them for every single person they declined to prosecute.

From our family to yours, merry Christmas! We hope your day is filled with good people and good food.

From the Hamill House to your's:

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!

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Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.