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Fes, the Tiefling Warlock
@fes4ever.bsky.social
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Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame
Movie poster that says "Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame" at the top. Below is mysterious figure standing on a boat, surrounded by water and dragon statues.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Introduce yourself with 4 robots
Fresh Cut Grass, from Critical Role Campaign 3, is an automaton with yellow metallic plating, except for blue plating on his left arm and right side, with four chestplate stripes that look like blades of grass and a tiny wheel insteadof legs. He had big blue to white eyes of different sizes. Close up of Data, played by Brent Spiner in Star Trek The Next Generation, in his starfleet uniform with his Sherlock pipe in his mouth. WALL-E, the trash compactor robot from the animated movie WALL-E, is waving. Gir, the robot from the animated series Invader Zim, is sitting on the couch, holding a TV remote with his tongue sticking out.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Well yeah, if I'm selling my soul I'm getting more than just a d10 cantrip.
Picture of Gus Fring, played by Giancarlo Esposito in the shower Breaking Bad, in a suit and tie. He's adjusting his tie while he looks into the camera. The picture has text over it. The top text says "You made a pact with a magical being for epic powers" The middle text says "I made a pact with a magical being to become a pretty girl (the powers were just a bonus)" The bottom text says "We are not the same."
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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For best results remember to place them in feet first.
Picture of a yellow wood chipper. At the top it says "Pedophile correctional machine" The part you feed wood into says "Put them in here" the the part the wood dust comes out says "They come out better people here"
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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He was right though.

Pedos and their defenders should be fed into a wood chipper, feet first.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Joined May '23 Wood chipper, feet first. Follow MEGYN KELLY (HOST): As for Epstein, I've said this before, but just as a reminder, I do know somebody very, very close to this case who is in a position to know virtually everything. Not everything, but virtually everything. And this person has told me from the start years and years ago that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile. This is this person's view, who was there for a lot of this, but that he was into the barely legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls. And I realized this is disgusting. I'm definitely not trying to make an excuse for this. I'm just giving you facts, that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby. November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Picture of a small dog, that is different shades of brown except for under side of its neck and chest which is white, asleep on a couch. It's head is on my knee preventing it from falling off the edge of the seat.
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
Screenshot from personality quiz results that shows a drawing of Halfling man dancing on a table, playing a guitar as other Halflings cheer him on. Below it says "Your results: Halfling" Then says "The comfort of home are the goals of most Halflings' lives: a place to settle in peace and quiet, far from marauding monsters and clashing armies."
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Found the DFDS employee responsible.
Tyler Durden, played by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club, is sitting while wearing a dark fur coat with an orange mesh shirt.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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An underwater level.
Text that says "All video games should have" and then a blank line to fill in.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Quote something random from your phone
The "they don't know" guy in the corner meme, but Blade, played by Wesley Snipes in the movie Blade, us in the corner saying "They don't know it's open season on all suckheads" as blood rains down from sprinklers covering the floor and dancers.
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Parody Mamdani campaign poster that says "My Kingdom for a horse"
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Parody Mamdani campaign poster that says "Skirts for Men"
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Parody Mamdani campaign poster that says "Catgirl for puppygirls"
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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It's not not true
A screenshot of the kinkymon dex that says "Bear" and "Sub"
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Vanessa, a fair-skinned lady with brunette hair in a bob cut and has pale green eyes, wearing a pink sweatshirt over a white flowery shirt, from the animated movie The Bee Movie, is smiling and giving the thumbs up.
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Girls will be like “I know a place” and then take you here
The inside of the Red Room from The Haunting of Hill House. A dark room with black mold on the walls and a red door.
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I don't know what made me think of this meme
2 panel meme Panel 1: Image from the movie Avengers Endgame of the scene where the Avengers have assembled and are charging to battle Thanos and his forces. Text on the image says "Voters turning out time and time again for a progressive, anti-genocide, leftist candidate" Panel 2: Image from the show Pawn Stars of Rick Harrison and his son Corey standing in their pawn shop. They are labeled 'Leaders of the Democrat party' and Rick is saying "Best we can do is a candidate who's ok with Palestine being wiped off the face of the earth and is will to sacrifice trans people in order to lose"
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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For those that need alt text
At the top are three different colored buttons. A red button that says "End world hunger" A green button that says "End world poverty" A blue button that says "call everything 'communism' so you can continue to do nothing" Below that is a picture of a hand labeled "capitalists" about to slam the blue button.
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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You beat nazis by beating nazis.
Comic book image of Hitler flying through the air in pain after being punched by Captain America
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The Day the Earth Stood Still
Black and white picture, from the movie The Day The Earth Stood Still, of Klaatu standing with Gort and his space ship behind him.
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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🎶I ain't afraid of no holy ghosts🎶
At the top it says "I am ready for when Jesus returns." And below that is an image of the Ghostbusters Ghost Trap
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Can't move my leg or his head will fall off the edge of the couch.
Picture of a small dog, that is different shades of brown except for under side of its neck and chest which is white, asleep on a couch. It's head is on my knee preventing it from falling off the edge of the seat.
October 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Looks like Cupid got an upgrade
At the is a picture of a Flintlock sporting rifle from the collection of George IV at Carlton House, London. The gun has a single blued steel barrel of octagonal and twisted heart shaped cross section inlaid in gold at the backsight. The lock signed Walster A Saarbruck and engraved with a cherub offering a bird to a retriever dog and also chiselled with flowers and trophies against a gold ground. Walnut wood half-stock with horn fore-end cap and twisted horn tipped wooden ramrod. The stock carved with rococo scrolls, a sea monsters head and griffin, the butt decorated with inlaid silver wire work.The silver wire decoration on the butt is taken directly from De Lacollombe, Nouveaux desseins D'Arquebuseries Dessine Grave par De Lacollombe a Paris 1730. Se Vend Chez De Marteau Eleve De Feu Mr De Lacollombe. Below that is two close up pictures of the twisted barrel and heart shaped bore. At the bottom it says "Flintlock rifle with twisted barrel and heart shaped bore (1765)
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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OK
Text says "Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent." Image is the corner of a room that looks like a murder scene with blood on the walls and a chest with a lamp and a small TV which has, on its screen, an image that looks very much like a naked butt.)
October 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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before you try to slide into my DMs, just know i'm built like this
Pictute of The Pale Lady, from the movie Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, an overweight woman with pale white skin and long black hair, has dark grey feet, black eyes and she wears a dress that looks like it's made of flesh.
October 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM