Fernan
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Conflict Resolution/Storytelling
Outwork your own delusion
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Conflict Resolution/Storytelling
Outwork your own delusion
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Something about “I’ll expose Mike Johnson as gay” feels off. No one should be shoved out of the closet. But really—is being gay the worst thing to his supporters?
October 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Something about “I’ll expose Mike Johnson as gay” feels off. No one should be shoved out of the closet. But really—is being gay the worst thing to his supporters?
Laura Loomer has had more gender-affirming procedures done to herself than all of the trans people I know put together.
September 20, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Laura Loomer has had more gender-affirming procedures done to herself than all of the trans people I know put together.
“There is nowhere in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil. And how you die does not redeem how you live.”
-Pastor Howard John-Wesley
Alfred Street Baptist Church
-Pastor Howard John-Wesley
Alfred Street Baptist Church
September 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“There is nowhere in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil. And how you die does not redeem how you live.”
-Pastor Howard John-Wesley
Alfred Street Baptist Church
-Pastor Howard John-Wesley
Alfred Street Baptist Church
May we never forget them
September 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
May we never forget them
Gun violence spares no one. It steals lives, shatters families, and threatens our freedom—but, it is preventable.
September 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Gun violence spares no one. It steals lives, shatters families, and threatens our freedom—but, it is preventable.
Owning the libs? In this economy? They're going to have to be putting us on layaway at this point.
September 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Owning the libs? In this economy? They're going to have to be putting us on layaway at this point.
It doesn’t matter the coast, gays will be gays 😂
September 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It doesn’t matter the coast, gays will be gays 😂
Smudging? Burning sage? Please. In a Filipino house, that’s called frying tuyo or heating up bagoong. The smell hits you like a 🩴 to the face. If the spirits can survive that? Let them stay. They’ve earned it.
June 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Smudging? Burning sage? Please. In a Filipino house, that’s called frying tuyo or heating up bagoong. The smell hits you like a 🩴 to the face. If the spirits can survive that? Let them stay. They’ve earned it.
Oh wow, Trump started an unconstitutional war—how totally on-brand! Probably just trying to spice things up since the economy’s on life support, people are vanishing like it’s a magic trick, and, oops, he might’ve cheated.
June 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Oh wow, Trump started an unconstitutional war—how totally on-brand! Probably just trying to spice things up since the economy’s on life support, people are vanishing like it’s a magic trick, and, oops, he might’ve cheated.
In 1986, it was pressure, not pitchforks that defeated Ferdinand Marcos in the Philippines. Only 3.5% of the Filipino population protested for three days. They boycotted all of the Marcos-allied businesses until those allies called for him to step down.
June 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
In 1986, it was pressure, not pitchforks that defeated Ferdinand Marcos in the Philippines. Only 3.5% of the Filipino population protested for three days. They boycotted all of the Marcos-allied businesses until those allies called for him to step down.
In 2008, Obama wasn’t exactly waving the rainbow flag—dude didn’t even back marriage equality. But by term two? Full-blown ally, Beyoncé levels.
June 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
In 2008, Obama wasn’t exactly waving the rainbow flag—dude didn’t even back marriage equality. But by term two? Full-blown ally, Beyoncé levels.
I think it’s a good idea to repost the U.S. Constitution in everyday language people can understand. Here we go!
www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
The Constitution of the United States: A Transcription
Note: The following text is a transcription of the Constitution as it was inscribed by Jacob Shallus on parchment (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum). The spelling...
www.archives.gov
June 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I think it’s a good idea to repost the U.S. Constitution in everyday language people can understand. Here we go!
www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
I think it’s a good idea to repost the U.S. Constitution in everyday language people can understand. Here we go!
www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
The Constitution of the United States: A Transcription
Note: The following text is a transcription of the Constitution as it was inscribed by Jacob Shallus on parchment (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum). The spelling...
www.archives.gov
June 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I think it’s a good idea to repost the U.S. Constitution in everyday language people can understand. Here we go!
www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
Are Karoline and Stephen fucking behind the scenes? 🤮 Asking for a friend
June 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Are Karoline and Stephen fucking behind the scenes? 🤮 Asking for a friend
Dad, Sophia, and Junior. Seaport Village. 2006. The sun was bright, the wind off the bay tugging at our hair. We laughed. We didn’t know then what we know now. That nothing lasts. Not the afternoon. Not the moment. Not even us.
Only the love.
And the ache that follows. #grief
Only the love.
And the ache that follows. #grief
June 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Dad, Sophia, and Junior. Seaport Village. 2006. The sun was bright, the wind off the bay tugging at our hair. We laughed. We didn’t know then what we know now. That nothing lasts. Not the afternoon. Not the moment. Not even us.
Only the love.
And the ache that follows. #grief
Only the love.
And the ache that follows. #grief
Spent fifth grade trying to erase my accent so kids would stop 🤭🤣. Joke’s on them—I kept the accent and the 🏳️🌈. Accents are 🗺️ , not mistakes. I’m 🇵🇭 , I’m 🏳️🌈, and I refuse to sound like a mayonnaise sandwich just to make you comfortable. This 🏳️🌈 Month, I’m loud, proud, and not changing a damn thing.
June 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Spent fifth grade trying to erase my accent so kids would stop 🤭🤣. Joke’s on them—I kept the accent and the 🏳️🌈. Accents are 🗺️ , not mistakes. I’m 🇵🇭 , I’m 🏳️🌈, and I refuse to sound like a mayonnaise sandwich just to make you comfortable. This 🏳️🌈 Month, I’m loud, proud, and not changing a damn thing.
You know those people who get all worked up over Pride? They’ve got an oppression kink. Like, they want to be oppressed so bad—it’s wild. “Why don’t we get a month?”
June 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You know those people who get all worked up over Pride? They’ve got an oppression kink. Like, they want to be oppressed so bad—it’s wild. “Why don’t we get a month?”
They’re in the comments again—“What about Veterans Month?” Like, okay, Chad. Did you actually go to a vet event? Support a vet-owned biz? Or do you just pop off online between protein shakes?
June 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
They’re in the comments again—“What about Veterans Month?” Like, okay, Chad. Did you actually go to a vet event? Support a vet-owned biz? Or do you just pop off online between protein shakes?
That’s not how research works, Linda. This isn’t a fake-ass WWE cage match where the outcome’s decided in the locker room. Real science doesn’t bend to your political fanfiction—it follows the data. No agendas, no costumes, and no chair-throwing tantrums when the facts don’t kiss your ass.
May 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
That’s not how research works, Linda. This isn’t a fake-ass WWE cage match where the outcome’s decided in the locker room. Real science doesn’t bend to your political fanfiction—it follows the data. No agendas, no costumes, and no chair-throwing tantrums when the facts don’t kiss your ass.
If Trump wants to pull Harvard’s research funding, fine—let him. But only if he, MTG, Boebert, and Mace can each earn a B in Harvard’s Intro to Biology. No notes, no Google, and no calling Jesus like he’s their study buddy. Spoiler: they’d all fail before the syllabus was done being read out loud.
May 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If Trump wants to pull Harvard’s research funding, fine—let him. But only if he, MTG, Boebert, and Mace can each earn a B in Harvard’s Intro to Biology. No notes, no Google, and no calling Jesus like he’s their study buddy. Spoiler: they’d all fail before the syllabus was done being read out loud.
Since the Ozempic rumors started (bless you!), just a reminder—it took 8 years, a ton of lifting, and zero shortcuts. Just sweat, patience, and protein farts.
May 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Since the Ozempic rumors started (bless you!), just a reminder—it took 8 years, a ton of lifting, and zero shortcuts. Just sweat, patience, and protein farts.
Took a break from packing to grab lunch at the mall—and boom, run into a “situation” from a decade ago who used to call me “fat and ugly.”
Fat and ugly? Please. I look like I eat rejection for breakfast and bench press regret. Sit down, sweetheart.
Fat and ugly? Please. I look like I eat rejection for breakfast and bench press regret. Sit down, sweetheart.
May 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Took a break from packing to grab lunch at the mall—and boom, run into a “situation” from a decade ago who used to call me “fat and ugly.”
Fat and ugly? Please. I look like I eat rejection for breakfast and bench press regret. Sit down, sweetheart.
Fat and ugly? Please. I look like I eat rejection for breakfast and bench press regret. Sit down, sweetheart.
I want to feel bad. I really do.
Kasper moved from Denmark to Mississippi in 2013. (Already a red flag.) Fell in love, got married, started a family. They’re now on kid number five. He tried to go legit—filed the paperwork. A mistake was made, and ICE scooped him up. He’s been detained for a month.
Kasper moved from Denmark to Mississippi in 2013. (Already a red flag.) Fell in love, got married, started a family. They’re now on kid number five. He tried to go legit—filed the paperwork. A mistake was made, and ICE scooped him up. He’s been detained for a month.
ICE Arrests Mississippi Father at His Citizenship Hearing
ICE arrested Kasper Eriksen, a Mississippi father, at his citizenship hearing, imprisoning him and threatening him with deportation.
www.mississippifreepress.org
May 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I want to feel bad. I really do.
Kasper moved from Denmark to Mississippi in 2013. (Already a red flag.) Fell in love, got married, started a family. They’re now on kid number five. He tried to go legit—filed the paperwork. A mistake was made, and ICE scooped him up. He’s been detained for a month.
Kasper moved from Denmark to Mississippi in 2013. (Already a red flag.) Fell in love, got married, started a family. They’re now on kid number five. He tried to go legit—filed the paperwork. A mistake was made, and ICE scooped him up. He’s been detained for a month.
In San Diego, cancelling plans last minute isn’t rude—it’s foreplay. That’s how we say “I love you” without putting on pants.
May 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
In San Diego, cancelling plans last minute isn’t rude—it’s foreplay. That’s how we say “I love you” without putting on pants.
JD Vance’s reaction to hearing about Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis : "Some time in the future, we…need to be honest about whether the former president was capable of doing the job."
JD, even if Biden was a mummy, he would still do a better job as POTUS than your current boss.
JD, even if Biden was a mummy, he would still do a better job as POTUS than your current boss.
May 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
JD Vance’s reaction to hearing about Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis : "Some time in the future, we…need to be honest about whether the former president was capable of doing the job."
JD, even if Biden was a mummy, he would still do a better job as POTUS than your current boss.
JD, even if Biden was a mummy, he would still do a better job as POTUS than your current boss.