Fernando
@fernando3eb.bsky.social
Plant fiend, nature lover 😈, horror fanatic, sociopathy-friendly, sloth 🦥 |📍San Diego, CA
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Solid advice spotted on the wall at the diner
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Solid advice spotted on the wall at the diner
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Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the
September 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the
So I'm driving up the freeway, minding my own, having a shit morning, as per tradition, when Dust in the Wind comes on the radio...
My butthole puckered immediately, my blood pressure went up, and I started looking for the signs.
Thank you Final Destination for ruining an entire generation!!! 😂
My butthole puckered immediately, my blood pressure went up, and I started looking for the signs.
Thank you Final Destination for ruining an entire generation!!! 😂
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August 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So I'm driving up the freeway, minding my own, having a shit morning, as per tradition, when Dust in the Wind comes on the radio...
My butthole puckered immediately, my blood pressure went up, and I started looking for the signs.
Thank you Final Destination for ruining an entire generation!!! 😂
My butthole puckered immediately, my blood pressure went up, and I started looking for the signs.
Thank you Final Destination for ruining an entire generation!!! 😂
She'll be coming down the mountains to Palm Springs!
Ok, it's Palm Desert, but it's close enough 😉
Ok, it's Palm Desert, but it's close enough 😉
August 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
She'll be coming down the mountains to Palm Springs!
Ok, it's Palm Desert, but it's close enough 😉
Ok, it's Palm Desert, but it's close enough 😉
Cooling off the lemon drizzle... Looks like crap, tastes like... Well, lemon lol
August 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Cooling off the lemon drizzle... Looks like crap, tastes like... Well, lemon lol
Being UP early on a weekend is not always a bad thing 😈
August 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Being UP early on a weekend is not always a bad thing 😈
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Oh you noticed 😅 I have been eating more tacos this summer
June 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh you noticed 😅 I have been eating more tacos this summer
I can buy myself flowers... But I rather grow them 😎
June 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I can buy myself flowers... But I rather grow them 😎
And back to work... Did I drink all 3? Yes.
Are my kidneys ok?... Meh 🤷🏽♂️
Are my kidneys ok?... Meh 🤷🏽♂️
June 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
And back to work... Did I drink all 3? Yes.
Are my kidneys ok?... Meh 🤷🏽♂️
Are my kidneys ok?... Meh 🤷🏽♂️
Palm Spring beckoned, we answered
June 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Palm Spring beckoned, we answered
Can a bitch cook or can a bitch cook!!!
June 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Can a bitch cook or can a bitch cook!!!
Why do lunch when you can garden instead.
April 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Why do lunch when you can garden instead.
So, apparently, we're not meant to be happy all the time... It's mid-morning, on a Sunday, tons of chores to do, and my coffee is not doing its job... SUCCESS! 🤬 😂
March 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So, apparently, we're not meant to be happy all the time... It's mid-morning, on a Sunday, tons of chores to do, and my coffee is not doing its job... SUCCESS! 🤬 😂
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The otter who cried wolf
December 31, 2024 at 2:03 PM
The otter who cried wolf
Me looking up bedtime true crime documentaries after watching Squid Games... I might need therapy 🫰😎🫰
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December 28, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Me looking up bedtime true crime documentaries after watching Squid Games... I might need therapy 🫰😎🫰
Secret Santa with the super sexy Drew Lynch is the perfect way to start the holiday season!!! 😍
December 21, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Secret Santa with the super sexy Drew Lynch is the perfect way to start the holiday season!!! 😍
I make a pretty good pillow Cass... 😈
Am I watching Supernatural for the 20th time? Yes, yes I am 😎
Am I watching Supernatural for the 20th time? Yes, yes I am 😎
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December 21, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I make a pretty good pillow Cass... 😈
Am I watching Supernatural for the 20th time? Yes, yes I am 😎
Am I watching Supernatural for the 20th time? Yes, yes I am 😎