Colin Robinson
@fermiparasocks.bsky.social
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laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together
i don’t care if you were friends with someone named Jessie Hepstein
a man in a military uniform stands at a podium in front of a group of people
ALT: a man in a military uniform stands at a podium in front of a group of people
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i don’t care if you were friends with someone named Jessie Hepstein
let’s just work under the assumption that every single person in the government is in the files and go from there
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
let’s just work under the assumption that every single person in the government is in the files and go from there
the only kid he won’t kiss is eric
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the only kid he won’t kiss is eric
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Loomer failed.
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Loomer failed.
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“Jesse”. Funny name for a white guy.
—Me
—Me
“So this guy has to lower rates immediately. And this guy, I mean, Jerome. Funny name for a white guy.” - Jesse Watters
(ht: @acyn.bsky.social)
(ht: @acyn.bsky.social)
July 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“Jesse”. Funny name for a white guy.
—Me
—Me
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Cocaine so white it only has a 5% rate of lactose intolerance.
cocaine so white it vibrates when you vaccinate it
Cocaine so white it can't have its coffee without its almond milk and cold foam
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Cocaine so white it only has a 5% rate of lactose intolerance.
cocaine so white it vibrates when you vaccinate it
Cocaine so white it can't have its coffee without its almond milk and cold foam
Cocaine so white, it has an AARP membership.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
cocaine so white it vibrates when you vaccinate it
i guess they’re gonna have to gender swap Scully in “The Sex Files”
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i guess they’re gonna have to gender swap Scully in “The Sex Files”
i don’t care if the files wrap up every fucking dem in existence. we could find replacements in a week. we have like 4 above average people that id stress over but thats literally it 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i don’t care if the files wrap up every fucking dem in existence. we could find replacements in a week. we have like 4 above average people that id stress over but thats literally it 🤣
clay higgins is now the only living person to vote against the release of the epstein files. confiscate his electronics and clear the area of children
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
clay higgins is now the only living person to vote against the release of the epstein files. confiscate his electronics and clear the area of children
i bet jake tapper has like 4 good ass emails right now. hes gonna sell them to us as microtransactions on audible
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i bet jake tapper has like 4 good ass emails right now. hes gonna sell them to us as microtransactions on audible
welp i guess he’s innocent
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
welp i guess he’s innocent
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hussie smollett
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
hussie smollett
this post reminded me that i want to throw my 4090 through the goddamn wall but i’m definitely not gonna do that because im poor
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
this post reminded me that i want to throw my 4090 through the goddamn wall but i’m definitely not gonna do that because im poor
laura loomer’s mother, K-141 Kursk, sadly died during childbirth
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
laura loomer’s mother, K-141 Kursk, sadly died during childbirth
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Hey Bondi, the country isn't buying what you're selling.
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hey Bondi, the country isn't buying what you're selling.
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I wouldn’t have accepted the gilded bone saw but there’s no accounting for taste Mr President
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I wouldn’t have accepted the gilded bone saw but there’s no accounting for taste Mr President
yes sir we have the “they’re eating the pets of the people that live there” FILES and they they need to be signed right away in order to inflict pain on this tiny immigrant community asap
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
yes sir we have the “they’re eating the pets of the people that live there” FILES and they they need to be signed right away in order to inflict pain on this tiny immigrant community asap
they should have made the files child shaped so he’d sign it real quick
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
they should have made the files child shaped so he’d sign it real quick
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Anti-AI too. My mom was right all along, sorry Daughtry I wasn't familiar w your game.
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Anti-AI too. My mom was right all along, sorry Daughtry I wasn't familiar w your game.
let’s get fucked up and die
i’m speaking figuratively of course
i’m speaking figuratively of course
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
let’s get fucked up and die
i’m speaking figuratively of course
i’m speaking figuratively of course
okay let’s role play that we got the files and MAN this dude is a creep. what’s the next move? do we send hakeem jeffries in there to give him what for?
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
okay let’s role play that we got the files and MAN this dude is a creep. what’s the next move? do we send hakeem jeffries in there to give him what for?
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It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres