I am still a kitten and having been exposed to this poster, I now feel the need to take up cartoon smoking with fake, 2D cigarettes. Please send paper and paints or colored pencils. I am now addicted to art. 🙀

He looks friendly! A cuddle monster, perhaps. One that draws you in and steals a piece of your heart. 🧡

I am following all of you now! I take my paw work hints from the OG @bitchesthecat.bsky.social. My predecessors studied her work and passed down the knowledge. I learn from her students now!

Once the zoomies start, there is no stopping them! I am sure Kevin understood. Or at least learned he may need to dodge next time. 😹 He is a good looking guy!

Thank you! I try to maintain a flawless look even while I create chaos and mayhem. 😼

Thank you! 🧡

I don't run from the machine if it's off, but mom gives me a warning verbally and by turning it on and off quickly. Then I know she means business and I skedaddle! I guess my predecessors didn't even leave the room when it was on. So brave!

Thank you! Yes, I am very relaxed now and able to be myself! Everything was scary once. Now I only hide from the vacuum, but come right back out when mom says it's safe again.

I don't enjoy mom going to work or her 15 hour recovery sleep sessions on days off. I also don't like when mom is sad or stressed. And I don't like when she doesn't share her food and says, "Not for Fergus". 😾 No, no! All for Fergus! #getinmybelly

My favorite toys are balls, the rainbow string toy, and my robot car. I enjoy watching the squirrels and crows, digging in the plants, attacking mom's hands, stealing mom's food, begging for food, food, after poop zoomies, cuddles, grooming mom, belly rubs, and did I mention food? 2/3

I don't know what it is either! Mom can't drink it anymore. (She got Midnight when she was 8.) But I suspect it's magical, because yogurt is magical and I guess it's used to make that?!

*High paw* to Amanda! I enjoy the water leftover from mom's shower after it has cooled down. Mom says I am a "swamp water cat", but I was found in the dry part of Texas!

Mom's black cat Midnight would only paw drink milk, but she did enjoy sticking her whole arm in the fish tank. 🙈

Such a cute face! I can see why you gave in.😻

Maybe I will grow out of it, or just gain more patience, but expectations are low. I also drink water out of every container I find water in. Cups, plant pots, watering can, the bathtub... I have 5 water bowls, but I still go for other sources.😹

I was eating a late-night ham sandwich in Ella's first month home. Spouse worked a lot of overnight shifts, so, we were on a late schedule. But, the girl was determined, then ended up not giving a meow about it.

So far the only thing I haven't wanted to eat is plain white rice and brussel sprouts. I tried mom's butternut squash dal that had a serrano pepper in it. She assumed the spiciness would put me off. It did not. But apparently I am not allowed to eat Indian food!😾 Except roti or naan.😋

After having two cats who had no interest in human food, mom is trying to adjust to my food stealing... I mean sharing ways. 😼😹

Oh no! It's already started. 🙀 I just hope it stops eventually, or we won't fit anymore!