Ferdinand's Forehead
@ferdinandsforehead.bsky.social
I support NUFC and anyone who is playing Liverpool
If you miss him, there's always these
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
If you miss him, there's always these
For NUFC fans who believe in this sort of thing, this is us if we'd had a number 9 from week 1.
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
For NUFC fans who believe in this sort of thing, this is us if we'd had a number 9 from week 1.
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October 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha NUFC
October 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
This is delicious for an NUFC fan wanting something to pass the time until the team kicks off tonight.
Liverpool's problems. Each one tastes like buttered croissants covered in nutella
Liverpool's problems. Each one tastes like buttered croissants covered in nutella
October 1, 2025 at 10:29 AM
This is delicious for an NUFC fan wanting something to pass the time until the team kicks off tonight.
Liverpool's problems. Each one tastes like buttered croissants covered in nutella
Liverpool's problems. Each one tastes like buttered croissants covered in nutella
Sunday Morning LOLs
NUFC
NUFC
September 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Sunday Morning LOLs
NUFC
NUFC
I love me a hate-watch when NUFC aren't playing.
First Man U and now this. Glorious.
First Man U and now this. Glorious.
September 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I love me a hate-watch when NUFC aren't playing.
First Man U and now this. Glorious.
First Man U and now this. Glorious.
Just thought NUFC fans might want to read this to perk up a boring Saturday evening.
September 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Just thought NUFC fans might want to read this to perk up a boring Saturday evening.
September 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You won't put weight on with this because it's loaf hat
September 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You won't put weight on with this because it's loaf hat
No, no, no and no.
September 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
No, no, no and no.
It must be a cold storm. Scotland's put it's coat on.
September 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
It must be a cold storm. Scotland's put it's coat on.
I say this every time I leave a room
September 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I say this every time I leave a room
Yet @philyred.bsky.social posts about NUFC every few minutes, turns off the comments and the retweet quote button because the replies will make him want to hide under the Liverpool duvet set his mam bought him after TAA left and he couldn't stop crying.
Who is obsessed with whom?
Who is obsessed with whom?
September 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Yet @philyred.bsky.social posts about NUFC every few minutes, turns off the comments and the retweet quote button because the replies will make him want to hide under the Liverpool duvet set his mam bought him after TAA left and he couldn't stop crying.
Who is obsessed with whom?
Who is obsessed with whom?
All you need to know? Are you going to tell us that England only has four teams in the Champions League? #NUFC didn't qualify apparently and Spurs, despite being one of the Cartel, don't seem to matter either.
Sky's bias is sickening.
Sky's bias is sickening.
August 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
All you need to know? Are you going to tell us that England only has four teams in the Champions League? #NUFC didn't qualify apparently and Spurs, despite being one of the Cartel, don't seem to matter either.
Sky's bias is sickening.
Sky's bias is sickening.
@skysportspl.bsky.social #NUFC
Sky Sports fellating themselves because a footballer hit the post during a game of football. No bias though about which teams they fully support above the other 14 premier league clubs. It's vile and vulgar in equal measures. Horrible media company, like they all are.
Sky Sports fellating themselves because a footballer hit the post during a game of football. No bias though about which teams they fully support above the other 14 premier league clubs. It's vile and vulgar in equal measures. Horrible media company, like they all are.
August 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@skysportspl.bsky.social #NUFC
Sky Sports fellating themselves because a footballer hit the post during a game of football. No bias though about which teams they fully support above the other 14 premier league clubs. It's vile and vulgar in equal measures. Horrible media company, like they all are.
Sky Sports fellating themselves because a footballer hit the post during a game of football. No bias though about which teams they fully support above the other 14 premier league clubs. It's vile and vulgar in equal measures. Horrible media company, like they all are.
Mrs. McClachan invents the hand sock. Circa. 1845 (Quarter to Seven)
July 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Mrs. McClachan invents the hand sock. Circa. 1845 (Quarter to Seven)
They said it could not be filmed
July 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
They said it could not be filmed
Come on, he'll be along aaaaaaaaany minute...
July 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Come on, he'll be along aaaaaaaaany minute...
A lovely subliminal message from our German friends
July 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
A lovely subliminal message from our German friends
My boss asked me to put together some slides for a meeting this afternoon. I hope this is what he meant cos It's cost me a fortune.
June 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My boss asked me to put together some slides for a meeting this afternoon. I hope this is what he meant cos It's cost me a fortune.
Someone came into my garden and stole my house. It was next to this bike. Let me know if you are offered it for sale.
June 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Someone came into my garden and stole my house. It was next to this bike. Let me know if you are offered it for sale.