Ferdinand's Forehead
@ferdinandsforehead.bsky.social
I support NUFC and anyone who is playing Liverpool
NUFC have lost their identity. Elanga is worse than Almiron, Woltemade is completely lost in this haphazard excuse for a football team. Too many times we've not shown up this season. Howe 100% to blame for whatever that was today.
Its getting hard to defend him after another abject away defeat.
Its getting hard to defend him after another abject away defeat.
December 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
NUFC have lost their identity. Elanga is worse than Almiron, Woltemade is completely lost in this haphazard excuse for a football team. Too many times we've not shown up this season. Howe 100% to blame for whatever that was today.
Its getting hard to defend him after another abject away defeat.
Its getting hard to defend him after another abject away defeat.
How does a Dutch Gerbil stop water?
It builds a Hamster Dam
It builds a Hamster Dam
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
How does a Dutch Gerbil stop water?
It builds a Hamster Dam
It builds a Hamster Dam
For NUFC fans who believe in this sort of thing, this is us if we'd had a number 9 from week 1.
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
For NUFC fans who believe in this sort of thing, this is us if we'd had a number 9 from week 1.
Tonight in my restaurant I will be serving sitting bull and chips with a glass of running water. I am the Sioux chef.
October 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Tonight in my restaurant I will be serving sitting bull and chips with a glass of running water. I am the Sioux chef.
You know you've passed middle age when the people you hate outweigh the people you like
October 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
You know you've passed middle age when the people you hate outweigh the people you like
Quick question.
D'y'likesoup?
D'y'likesoup?
October 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Quick question.
D'y'likesoup?
D'y'likesoup?
It's just loads of footballers sitting around drinking tea. It's the last time I watch Matcha the day.
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
It's just loads of footballers sitting around drinking tea. It's the last time I watch Matcha the day.
Doctor says I've got a cute angina. He's right of course. It's lovely.
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Doctor says I've got a cute angina. He's right of course. It's lovely.
This Halloween I'm going to dress up as 2026-2028
October 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This Halloween I'm going to dress up as 2026-2028
Bloody semi-bald oven thieves!!
Combing over hair, stealing our hobs.
Combing over hair, stealing our hobs.
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Bloody semi-bald oven thieves!!
Combing over hair, stealing our hobs.
Combing over hair, stealing our hobs.
Just Slot calling NUFC a 'smaller club' the disrespectful fraud. I thought I'd never hate anyone more than Klopp.
Why are Liverpool managers like this?
Why are Liverpool managers like this?
October 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Just Slot calling NUFC a 'smaller club' the disrespectful fraud. I thought I'd never hate anyone more than Klopp.
Why are Liverpool managers like this?
Why are Liverpool managers like this?
Reposted by Ferdinand's Forehead
I can't find the actual post but when LFC fans were all over the NUFC feed in the summer I said, and I quote :
"His groin is made of biscuits"
Follow me for more assessments on lazy disrespectful greedy and selfish footballers.
"His groin is made of biscuits"
Follow me for more assessments on lazy disrespectful greedy and selfish footballers.
October 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I can't find the actual post but when LFC fans were all over the NUFC feed in the summer I said, and I quote :
"His groin is made of biscuits"
Follow me for more assessments on lazy disrespectful greedy and selfish footballers.
"His groin is made of biscuits"
Follow me for more assessments on lazy disrespectful greedy and selfish footballers.
Ha!
NUFC
NUFC
Well it's been fun while it lasted - and I really hope I'm wrong - but I've got a nagging feeling that the 🐀 is finally going to put in a performance tonight #NUFC
October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ha!
NUFC
NUFC
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October 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Almiron > Elanga
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Almiron > Elanga
Of course, the T-Junction's full name is Terrence Junction.
October 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Of course, the T-Junction's full name is Terrence Junction.
October 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Has anyone ever NOT called it St. Pancreas?
And has anyone really ever thought they were the first one to do so? Even though there was actually a first one to do so, however many years ago in 7AD or whatever.
And has anyone really ever thought they were the first one to do so? Even though there was actually a first one to do so, however many years ago in 7AD or whatever.
October 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Has anyone ever NOT called it St. Pancreas?
And has anyone really ever thought they were the first one to do so? Even though there was actually a first one to do so, however many years ago in 7AD or whatever.
And has anyone really ever thought they were the first one to do so? Even though there was actually a first one to do so, however many years ago in 7AD or whatever.
Scottish engineers have built a plane out of Helium that will take people to Paris-based theme parks.
They haven't managed to get it work properly yet though because it flies you to France but it Disney Land.
They haven't managed to get it work properly yet though because it flies you to France but it Disney Land.
October 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Scottish engineers have built a plane out of Helium that will take people to Paris-based theme parks.
They haven't managed to get it work properly yet though because it flies you to France but it Disney Land.
They haven't managed to get it work properly yet though because it flies you to France but it Disney Land.
I miss dartboards
October 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I miss dartboards
If you want to know if someone is ticklish you should try the test tickles
October 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If you want to know if someone is ticklish you should try the test tickles
It doesn't matter if Eddie Howe wins the Champions League, Keegan was the first player/manager who made me feel all the best feelings I've ever felt watching football and will forever be the most important person ever associated with NUFC for me.
Had I been born in 1920, that might be different.
Had I been born in 1920, that might be different.
October 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
It doesn't matter if Eddie Howe wins the Champions League, Keegan was the first player/manager who made me feel all the best feelings I've ever felt watching football and will forever be the most important person ever associated with NUFC for me.
Had I been born in 1920, that might be different.
Had I been born in 1920, that might be different.
I used to work in a small pharmacy but I got too big for my boots
October 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I used to work in a small pharmacy but I got too big for my boots