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I can see using this if your pupper is ill and has soft or liquid stools; something that would be difficult to scoop. But I am afraid that lazy people will see this as an opportunity to not have to walk their dog as frequently 😬

It’s definitely a trap

Wtf is a “proposal ring”?

Excuse me, ma’am, but that’s MY beret. Yours is the one sitting in the wine puddle.

A mi también! Fourth time’s the charm, I say. If retirees on vacation can do it, my perimenopausal brain can, too!

My first thought anytime I see a buxom tree…

From a professional standpoint: if your cat’s poop is black, take them to vet because something is seriously wrong!

Making fantasy movies, meeting Godzilla. This man is out there living my dream!

To heck with it; frame those and hang them on your wall, too!

Frame every single one of those rejections and hang them on your wall. They are proof of your strength and resilience that proclaim you have gone WAY further than most people ever will; all the way from the desire to write a book to actually submitting it to be judged by strangers!

But you have earned it by providing entertaining books that people enjoy, in my opinion. But then again, I can empathize with how you feel.

Have you considered something like GoFundMe or other crowdfunding platforms? Having never started one, I don’t know how they actually work so pardon me if it’s an ignorant question.

Falling asleep on her favorite raiding vessel during our weekly watch party of The Last Drive-In. (the movie was “Crocodile” btw)

What are you making your yogurt from?!!!