Archie Oogley
@feralboy12.bsky.social
I am a professional archeologist, as well as an actor, martial arts expert, virtuoso musician and research mathematician.
I would go on, but I'm clearly lying.
I would go on, but I'm clearly lying.
That's a yoga pose, right?
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
That's a yoga pose, right?
When I was six years old, I thought the B in Lyndon B. Johnson stood for "Bird."
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When I was six years old, I thought the B in Lyndon B. Johnson stood for "Bird."
I'm currently taking Placebitrex and Nutoxin.
The Placebitrex is really helping me. At least, I think it is.
The Nutoxin just makes me sick.
The Placebitrex is really helping me. At least, I think it is.
The Nutoxin just makes me sick.
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm currently taking Placebitrex and Nutoxin.
The Placebitrex is really helping me. At least, I think it is.
The Nutoxin just makes me sick.
The Placebitrex is really helping me. At least, I think it is.
The Nutoxin just makes me sick.
I can't believe a rock ate me
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I can't believe a rock ate me
I could make a suggestion to relieve his stress, but his phone would go off like an air raid siren.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I could make a suggestion to relieve his stress, but his phone would go off like an air raid siren.
Obama called a reporter "sweetie" and took a raft of shit for it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Obama called a reporter "sweetie" and took a raft of shit for it.
♫ You'll shoot your eye out ♫
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
♫ You'll shoot your eye out ♫
But someday we will understand magnets, and that'll be really cool, because we'll be able to build electric motors and stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
But someday we will understand magnets, and that'll be really cool, because we'll be able to build electric motors and stuff.
I don't know why Rubio doesn't just stick his tongue straight down the back of Trump's trousers.
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I don't know why Rubio doesn't just stick his tongue straight down the back of Trump's trousers.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
...to stay awake.
...to stay awake.
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
...to stay awake.
...to stay awake.
I'd rather have the Tony Perez HR ball from game 7.
October 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'd rather have the Tony Perez HR ball from game 7.
What is the frequency, Kenneth?
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What is the frequency, Kenneth?
Yes, mustn't distract from all that important "work" the Royal Family is doing.
October 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yes, mustn't distract from all that important "work" the Royal Family is doing.
Open with Achy Breaky
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Open with Achy Breaky
His main qualification is being a 12-year-old vampire.
October 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
His main qualification is being a 12-year-old vampire.
The only proper way to handle classified documents is to store them in the bathroom of a convicted felon.
October 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The only proper way to handle classified documents is to store them in the bathroom of a convicted felon.
I am currently taking Blutemra, Flibosrin, Placebix, and Nutoxin.
The Placebix is really helping me. At least, I think it is.
The Nutoxin just makes me sick, though.
The Placebix is really helping me. At least, I think it is.
The Nutoxin just makes me sick, though.
September 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I am currently taking Blutemra, Flibosrin, Placebix, and Nutoxin.
The Placebix is really helping me. At least, I think it is.
The Nutoxin just makes me sick, though.
The Placebix is really helping me. At least, I think it is.
The Nutoxin just makes me sick, though.
He looks like a butt
September 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
He looks like a butt
There was also an earlier incident where Rand Paul's hair got out of the yard and bit the neighbor.
September 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There was also an earlier incident where Rand Paul's hair got out of the yard and bit the neighbor.