Archie Oogley
@feralboy12.bsky.social
I am a professional archeologist, as well as an actor, martial arts expert, virtuoso musician and research mathematician.
I would go on, but I'm clearly lying.
I would go on, but I'm clearly lying.
The kid in Christmas Story also thought he was getting an A+++++++++.
Then he shot his eye out
Then he shot his eye out
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The kid in Christmas Story also thought he was getting an A+++++++++.
Then he shot his eye out
Then he shot his eye out
God I wish Brady would shut up
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
God I wish Brady would shut up
Meet my new AI girlfriend!
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October 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Meet my new AI girlfriend!
killedbyfish.blogspot.com/2025/10/meet...
killedbyfish.blogspot.com/2025/10/meet...
Old McDonald lost his farm
T-R-U-M-P
T-R-U-M-P
September 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Old McDonald lost his farm
T-R-U-M-P
T-R-U-M-P
New at Killed By Fish:
The Flat Earther's Guide to the Cosmos (Preface and Chapter One)
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The Flat Earther's Guide to the Cosmos (Preface and Chapter One)
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The Flat Earther's Guide to the Cosmos (Preface and Chapter One)
Preface The universe occupied by our not-so-distant ancestors was an unthinkably huge, expansive space, beautiful and terrifying, populated ...
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May 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
New at Killed By Fish:
The Flat Earther's Guide to the Cosmos (Preface and Chapter One)
killedbyfish.blogspot.com/2025/05/the-...
The Flat Earther's Guide to the Cosmos (Preface and Chapter One)
killedbyfish.blogspot.com/2025/05/the-...
Trump is airborne in his swanky new jet. A call comes over the hotline.
"We installed a kill switch in your plane. We can shut down the engines, cut electrical power, and disable the hydraulics.
"You will transfer one trillion U.S. dollars into the following account..."
Watch a movie, people.
"We installed a kill switch in your plane. We can shut down the engines, cut electrical power, and disable the hydraulics.
"You will transfer one trillion U.S. dollars into the following account..."
Watch a movie, people.
May 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Trump is airborne in his swanky new jet. A call comes over the hotline.
"We installed a kill switch in your plane. We can shut down the engines, cut electrical power, and disable the hydraulics.
"You will transfer one trillion U.S. dollars into the following account..."
Watch a movie, people.
"We installed a kill switch in your plane. We can shut down the engines, cut electrical power, and disable the hydraulics.
"You will transfer one trillion U.S. dollars into the following account..."
Watch a movie, people.
Maybe the children will eat 2 days a month instead of 30
May 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Maybe the children will eat 2 days a month instead of 30
Whoa, almost fell over
May 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Whoa, almost fell over
All purpose headline:
Trump Calls For Dumb, Brute Force Approach to Invented Problem
Trump Calls For Dumb, Brute Force Approach to Invented Problem
May 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
All purpose headline:
Trump Calls For Dumb, Brute Force Approach to Invented Problem
Trump Calls For Dumb, Brute Force Approach to Invented Problem
Congrats to the first American pope since Raymond Burr in 1973.
May 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Congrats to the first American pope since Raymond Burr in 1973.
They wanted to know what happened to the first jet, so they sent another one down to check on it.
May 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
They wanted to know what happened to the first jet, so they sent another one down to check on it.
No Context Turok Son of Stone
April 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
No Context Turok Son of Stone
I have not been verified, but I assure you: I am the real Archie Oogley.
April 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I have not been verified, but I assure you: I am the real Archie Oogley.
I guess I'll just post this again
April 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I guess I'll just post this again
Screwing in little screws in iPhones sounds good, but my dream job will always be pushing a rock up a hill.
April 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Screwing in little screws in iPhones sounds good, but my dream job will always be pushing a rock up a hill.
Calling it now: next time a plane falls out of the sky, Trump will helpfully suggest they build the plane out of the same material they use for the black boxes.
April 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Calling it now: next time a plane falls out of the sky, Trump will helpfully suggest they build the plane out of the same material they use for the black boxes.
Whoa, almost fell over
March 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Whoa, almost fell over
"We need to discuss our upcoming military strikes in Yemen."
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Sir, this is a Wendy's
March 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"We need to discuss our upcoming military strikes in Yemen."
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Whoa, almost fell over
March 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Whoa, almost fell over
"We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, one of the things we accidentally started very briefly was a nuclear war."
February 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, one of the things we accidentally started very briefly was a nuclear war."
I thought something seemed familiar about the way the score played out in the Chiefs-Bills game.
sportsonthehoof.blogspot.com/2025/01/inte...
sportsonthehoof.blogspot.com/2025/01/inte...
Interesting Thing About The AFC Championship Game
I don't know if anybody else has noticed this, but the just concluded AFC Championship game played out scorewise, exactly like Super Bowl 3...
sportsonthehoof.blogspot.com
January 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I thought something seemed familiar about the way the score played out in the Chiefs-Bills game.
sportsonthehoof.blogspot.com/2025/01/inte...
sportsonthehoof.blogspot.com/2025/01/inte...
Donald Trump orders eggs to lower their prices
(via Craiyon.com)
(via Craiyon.com)
January 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Donald Trump orders eggs to lower their prices
(via Craiyon.com)
(via Craiyon.com)
