go birds

Driving in DC is so miserable man. Like what do you mean it's taking 28 minutes to go 2.2 miles?

had an unbelievable time at Ravens-Eagles!! cool stadium, fun downtown vibes, and most importantly saw the best W of the season so far

i'm sooooooooo drunk jared mccain

i'm on the internet ... but i'm also a dad. that's right – these days, even parents are getting in on the online fun

new job :)

legit did not know who won DPOTG until I woke up this morning

the (positive) disassociation continues as i further dive into the depths of normiehood

also JOEL EMBIID PLAYS BASKETBALL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

driving to work listening to DC classic rock and they play boulevard of broken dreams

am i really that old???

eagles beating the tar out of the cowboys on national TV will always bring me joy

have a great week everybody

anyway, I plan to use this for *the most* normie thought streams and I'm excited about it

for example, for lunch i got a banh mi with 3 different meats, but one of them was significantly yummier than the rest. now i have to go back and order each meat individually to figure out which it was

i hate elon musk so much man