Tropical Rock
fenderuno.bsky.social
Tropical Rock
@fenderuno.bsky.social
I was told that if I saved my money it would be worth something someday

another victim of the american dream
March 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
do you think that dog from anatomy of a fall knows he’s famous?
March 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
just found about about 50 shades of grey and I’m disgusted

dudes a billionaire and he won’t even pay for her to get an independent legal advice session?
March 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
do you count the groceries of the person in front of you in the express lane or are you normal
March 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
truly wild to live in a time where I want to join other canadians in making fun of america but it feels like punching down

trump? sure
americans? haven’t they been through enough?
March 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
me: on one hand I want to support small businesses and young entrepreneurs but on the other, how can I be sure that a brand new venture has the appropriate guidelines and policies in place to ensure they’re selling a safe product?

Child at lemonade stand: do you want a cup or not
March 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
rip oscar wilde you would have loved bryan johnson’s age obsessed antics
March 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
tried to withhold judgement for suits LA and the description states it follows a firm that specializes in criminal and entertainment law
February 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
going to start putting my decline of the US guesses in writing

i think we are 3 months away from an executive order criminalizing heresy
February 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
what happened to roombas?

because my theory is they never actually worked and people couldn’t admit that they lived on unswept floors for years so they just quietly put them away and never mentioned them again
February 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
havent seen sweeny todd, im assuming its a horror story about what would happen if your barber spontaneously broke into song and dance while you were halfway through a haircut?
February 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I know implanting a chip in my body with my ID will definitely have very dystopian ramifications but also I would love not to have to check if I packed my passport 30 times
February 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
so just to be clear americans insisted on keeping their firearms in the event that they one day had to rise against a tyrannical government and now crickets?
February 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
born to be a personality hire, forced to work in a field with quantifiable metrics
December 17, 2024 at 7:11 AM
becoming a dog owner is a gift to others because they never have to wonder what to get you again

toys for my dog. the answer is always toys for my dog
December 15, 2024 at 5:42 AM
finally tried noise cancelling AirPods and now every time I take them out I feel like Morty in that episode where he’s experienced true level
November 29, 2024 at 8:09 AM
having a reactive dog is crazy because I have to warn people to be cautious or he may fear bite and then this is the dog
November 28, 2024 at 7:14 AM
why use drugs when you can simply leave the room for 2.8 minutes and come back to your dog acting like he hasn’t seen you in weeks
November 26, 2024 at 6:50 AM
why are beer and wine the only drinks that have thousands of variations? why can’t I have a flight of lemonade
November 25, 2024 at 6:16 AM
seems incredibly difficult to kill even one bird with a stone
November 16, 2024 at 11:46 PM
courtroom airbud movie where someone says “dogs can’t give legal advice!” and the law society compliance panel says “he’s technically allowed because it’s just legal information”
November 16, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I refuse to read one more “X is being investigated! This is HUGE because…” until the person is actually behind bars
November 15, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I don’t believe people when they say they have strong wine preferences

every glass of wine I’ve ever had has caused me to immediately forget the last glass and create a new understanding of what wine tastes like
October 29, 2024 at 1:40 AM
british columbians voting for conservatives in the middle of a climate change event is such a great reminder that we as a species are absolutely cooked
October 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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October 10, 2024 at 8:09 PM