Kinda surprised Trump hasn’t posted about helping that famed Nigerian prince who promises to repay for loaning him some money as an investment for America.
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Kinda surprised Trump hasn’t posted about helping that famed Nigerian prince who promises to repay for loaning him some money as an investment for America.
“Saddam, let me introduce you to deep dish pizza…”
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“Saddam, let me introduce you to deep dish pizza…”
Maybe the guys from Scrubs need to walk down a dirt road and run into Luke and Billy Bob and it comes to blows à la Anchorman
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Maybe the guys from Scrubs need to walk down a dirt road and run into Luke and Billy Bob and it comes to blows à la Anchorman
A man worthy of usurping the name if a performing arts center
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
A man worthy of usurping the name if a performing arts center
Never tire of this one
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Never tire of this one
Oh, there will be spirits all right.
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Oh, there will be spirits all right.
How morally and intellectually bankrupt can you be to affix what amounts to a shitty social media post on the wall of past presidents? Or did he do it to remind himself who they are and whether or not he should respect them?
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How morally and intellectually bankrupt can you be to affix what amounts to a shitty social media post on the wall of past presidents? Or did he do it to remind himself who they are and whether or not he should respect them?
Exhibit A on why we need DC statehood.
Also, “possesses a unique power” is a bizarre, albeit terrifying, description in this context.
Also, “possesses a unique power” is a bizarre, albeit terrifying, description in this context.
December 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Exhibit A on why we need DC statehood.
Also, “possesses a unique power” is a bizarre, albeit terrifying, description in this context.
Also, “possesses a unique power” is a bizarre, albeit terrifying, description in this context.
It also continues to show older members of Congress need to retire so they don’t cast the ~1% of trans people as expendable political capital. If members truly think people should select their representatives, then representatives should know their people
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It also continues to show older members of Congress need to retire so they don’t cast the ~1% of trans people as expendable political capital. If members truly think people should select their representatives, then representatives should know their people
“Sarge from downtown…YES!”
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“Sarge from downtown…YES!”
Is the “fifth column” reference directed at a particular group?
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Is the “fifth column” reference directed at a particular group?
This image just keeps finding more ways to be appropriate
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This image just keeps finding more ways to be appropriate
Reposted by Mike
started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
It’s so frustrating those that felt Dems didn’t fight for them and chose to sit; while that, itself, is not fighting. Maybe it gets a little tiring hearing “this is the most important election” every four years, but the alternative is way worse
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It’s so frustrating those that felt Dems didn’t fight for them and chose to sit; while that, itself, is not fighting. Maybe it gets a little tiring hearing “this is the most important election” every four years, but the alternative is way worse
“But without actual figures because the administration has demonstrated its massive ineptitude, we’re just winging it here”
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“But without actual figures because the administration has demonstrated its massive ineptitude, we’re just winging it here”
Not enough sycophants in your department? AI can help
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not enough sycophants in your department? AI can help
First: “It was a con job. The most unfair con job and I know more about this than anyone”
A few hours later: “I don’t know anything about him. People were saying it was bad and I wanted to look into it”
Rinse, repeat
A few hours later: “I don’t know anything about him. People were saying it was bad and I wanted to look into it”
Rinse, repeat
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
First: “It was a con job. The most unfair con job and I know more about this than anyone”
A few hours later: “I don’t know anything about him. People were saying it was bad and I wanted to look into it”
Rinse, repeat
A few hours later: “I don’t know anything about him. People were saying it was bad and I wanted to look into it”
Rinse, repeat
When the assignment calls for 2000 words and you already tried the “very, very, very, very…” trick
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When the assignment calls for 2000 words and you already tried the “very, very, very, very…” trick
And my reaction will of course be OH GOD!!!
a close up of a man 's face with a bandage on his face
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a bandage on his face
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
And my reaction will of course be OH GOD!!!
Reminds me of this juxtaposition from 2023
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reminds me of this juxtaposition from 2023
Ah yes, a trophy of hands reaching for a ball presented by a governing board of a sport where it’s a penalty if your hand touches the ball. Truly magnificent
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ah yes, a trophy of hands reaching for a ball presented by a governing board of a sport where it’s a penalty if your hand touches the ball. Truly magnificent
I think that’s a double edged sword. You’re inviting him to ramble even more
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I think that’s a double edged sword. You’re inviting him to ramble even more
“Why you being fitted at the tailor? You getting married?”
“Nah. Just a travel tux for that 3pm flight”
“Nah. Just a travel tux for that 3pm flight”
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Why you being fitted at the tailor? You getting married?”
“Nah. Just a travel tux for that 3pm flight”
“Nah. Just a travel tux for that 3pm flight”
Nope. Die Hard 2 set at Dulles airport during Christmas with William Sadler, Fred Thompson, John Amos and Dennis Franz.
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Nope. Die Hard 2 set at Dulles airport during Christmas with William Sadler, Fred Thompson, John Amos and Dennis Franz.
Well, now that it’s settled, I think we need to turn our attention to more pressing matters: is Die Hard 2 a Christmas movie?
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Well, now that it’s settled, I think we need to turn our attention to more pressing matters: is Die Hard 2 a Christmas movie?