I have an LED therapy lamp, which might be different, but I find it works great when I remember to use it. I live in the PNW where the sun is a distant memory at the best of times and the light really helps.

Delta means change, John.

He's more SimpliSafe than man, now

I mean, prison sucks and people kill themselves there all the time. Plenty of people were glad to see him gone but he was one of them, and his access to the target was unrivaled.

it was wrong of me to say that, instead of merely thinking it very, very loudly

Thank you, Ken, I had successfully forgotten about this and now it’s back in my head for another two years

“It’s not a shadowy conspiracy, I’m just an incompetent leader” Schumer cries, wondering where his imaginary republican friends have gone

If the President can't do whatever he wants he suffers the irreparable harm of being sad; whereas if they stay the order people will just starve and moot the issue

Ken Jennings Riddler when

It’s a shame, I was really looking forward to an Atlantic nine-month series on “I baked every kind of apple turnover I could; also here’s a bunch of bodycam footage of cops biffing it on icy sidewalks”

The 1E TTRPG was an explicit anticapitalist metaphor for Regan-era yuppies having rigged the system into a perpetual wealth engine firehosing excess down their gullets at the expense of anyone else ever being able to benefit; but we ditched that for fishmalks and leather sluts and trenchcoat samurai

A beast I am, lest a beast I become