Wait, it's not normal to talk to people?

I'm definitely gonna win today's argument with my therapist.

Desperately looking for the Onion logo.

Sometimes the thought of being a girl makes me happy, but I wouldn't call it dysphoria when I look down and see I'm not.

So I don't think I'm trans.

I just feel really fucked up. Wish I could swap into a body that's.. More girl-looking than just being a feminine dude. Sometimes, at least.

Doesn't even begin to scratch at the surface of my fucking gender identity which is just fucking out there and doesn't know whether I wanna be a guy or a girl.

On one hand, Being a cute hung little guy is nice and just so very me.
But then I look at myself and think "But what if girl?" sometimes.

It's like I'm missing out on not necessarily a good life, but at least a better life.

I wish I could just snap a picture of myself and post it for cash, but the one time I did... It didn't even feel like I'm doing something bad to just myself, but also the person who I just took money from.

It's how the Chuds select their leaders, not surprised they think that's how we do it as well.

One day some random kid walks in wanting some pasta and 7 guys, 3 of which are named joey, just look at him in strained silence, before making him the best damn pasta he'll ever eat.

Raised lettering, pale nimbus white.

What I don't get is, if they don't need the person's looks to be on point, why not pay an impersonator?

They have the money to search for one and hold auditions. There's so many people who can do convincing impressions of celebrities and characters.

"That's german for The Bart, The"

There's no way that's not Fidel Castro

I always wondered who was left out, when nature allocated so much dick to me.

You telling me Violent J would, somehow, not be devoted to arresting him?

I'm socially awkward and following people feels like I'm telling someone popular that I'm so interested in them I want to hear about everything they do.

I only follow xkcd because I like xkcd a lot. Please don't bully me.

Y'all don't hurl in a fucking bucket?

I'm convinced a sumerian accidentally dropped their breakfast dough into the firepit one day and to save face said "I meant to do that. This is a new food I've come up with. We do it with meat all the time, right?"

Why is it so frothy

Gonna start saying "That's so Tesla" whenever something dumb happens to me.

Like how it's fucking Tesla that I broke my arm yesterday because the floor was slippery

So it's not just me, good