Femmyboi
@femmyboi.bsky.social
He/They
Just your average monster addicted femboy.
Just your average monster addicted femboy.
Me I think I've grown an inch or two since june...
Them: You don't look any taller.
Me: ...
Me: 😅
Them: You don't look any taller.
Me: ...
Me: 😅
August 2, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Me I think I've grown an inch or two since june...
Them: You don't look any taller.
Me: ...
Me: 😅
Them: You don't look any taller.
Me: ...
Me: 😅
If Trump is allowed to run for presidency again, shouldn't OTHER felons at least be allowed to vote?
June 25, 2024 at 2:33 PM
If Trump is allowed to run for presidency again, shouldn't OTHER felons at least be allowed to vote?
Me: *lights up the premium weed*
Bro who left me on read 3 days ago:
Bro who left me on read 3 days ago:
June 25, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Me: *lights up the premium weed*
Bro who left me on read 3 days ago:
Bro who left me on read 3 days ago:
Every time I see other big dick femboys making a ton of money with onlyfans, I look in the mirror and hate myself for not taking advantage of myself.
My financial situation could be so much easier, but I've got these dumb hang ups about not wanting to be reduced to my looks and private parts...
My financial situation could be so much easier, but I've got these dumb hang ups about not wanting to be reduced to my looks and private parts...
June 20, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Every time I see other big dick femboys making a ton of money with onlyfans, I look in the mirror and hate myself for not taking advantage of myself.
My financial situation could be so much easier, but I've got these dumb hang ups about not wanting to be reduced to my looks and private parts...
My financial situation could be so much easier, but I've got these dumb hang ups about not wanting to be reduced to my looks and private parts...
I didn't post anything since I broke my arm, yet this happened in the last two days. Most attention I ever got.
What gives?
What gives?
June 4, 2024 at 10:49 PM
I didn't post anything since I broke my arm, yet this happened in the last two days. Most attention I ever got.
What gives?
What gives?
Someone please tell me about games I can play with a broken arm.
Terraria ain't one of them.
Terraria ain't one of them.
May 20, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Someone please tell me about games I can play with a broken arm.
Terraria ain't one of them.
Terraria ain't one of them.
Man, taking a dickpic is always such a dangerous gamble.
For a few days, you can't just casually send people any images from your phone because you know DAMN WELL you'll slip when selecting photos, and they get an inbox full of massive femboy cock.
HAHA, "HOW DO I KNOW", YOU ASK?? FUCKING GUESS
For a few days, you can't just casually send people any images from your phone because you know DAMN WELL you'll slip when selecting photos, and they get an inbox full of massive femboy cock.
HAHA, "HOW DO I KNOW", YOU ASK?? FUCKING GUESS
May 13, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Man, taking a dickpic is always such a dangerous gamble.
For a few days, you can't just casually send people any images from your phone because you know DAMN WELL you'll slip when selecting photos, and they get an inbox full of massive femboy cock.
HAHA, "HOW DO I KNOW", YOU ASK?? FUCKING GUESS
For a few days, you can't just casually send people any images from your phone because you know DAMN WELL you'll slip when selecting photos, and they get an inbox full of massive femboy cock.
HAHA, "HOW DO I KNOW", YOU ASK?? FUCKING GUESS
Oh eww, why am I getting a buncha right wingers and "ackchyually the democrats are the real bad guys" wannabe-anarchists on my feed now?
I already had two bad days this week, I don't want to see THAT shit ontop of it.
Gross.
I already had two bad days this week, I don't want to see THAT shit ontop of it.
Gross.
May 11, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Oh eww, why am I getting a buncha right wingers and "ackchyually the democrats are the real bad guys" wannabe-anarchists on my feed now?
I already had two bad days this week, I don't want to see THAT shit ontop of it.
Gross.
I already had two bad days this week, I don't want to see THAT shit ontop of it.
Gross.
Imma install skyrim and cry myself to sleep, watching the aurora borealis there
May 11, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Imma install skyrim and cry myself to sleep, watching the aurora borealis there
Gotta say, hearing about that solar flare and the aurora borealis AFTER sunrise today kinda got me upset.
Aurora Borealis Steamed Hams GIF
Alt: Superintendent Chalmers, shocked about Principal Skinner saying there is an Aurora Borealis in his kitchen, after serving him mouthwatering Hamburgers that looked quite similar to the ones they serve at Krusty Burgers and calling them Steamed Hams, which is an albany expression.
media.tenor.com
May 11, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Gotta say, hearing about that solar flare and the aurora borealis AFTER sunrise today kinda got me upset.
So...
My mood just took a fucking nosedive for no reason. Not sure where that's coming from.
Just talked to people, having a relatively alright interaction, honestly kinda proud I got more than two words out during a conversation, and poof.
Judging myself for breathing.
Not having a good day.
My mood just took a fucking nosedive for no reason. Not sure where that's coming from.
Just talked to people, having a relatively alright interaction, honestly kinda proud I got more than two words out during a conversation, and poof.
Judging myself for breathing.
Not having a good day.
May 7, 2024 at 10:42 AM
So...
My mood just took a fucking nosedive for no reason. Not sure where that's coming from.
Just talked to people, having a relatively alright interaction, honestly kinda proud I got more than two words out during a conversation, and poof.
Judging myself for breathing.
Not having a good day.
My mood just took a fucking nosedive for no reason. Not sure where that's coming from.
Just talked to people, having a relatively alright interaction, honestly kinda proud I got more than two words out during a conversation, and poof.
Judging myself for breathing.
Not having a good day.
The only diss track I care about: The Original.
May 5, 2024 at 7:17 PM
The only diss track I care about: The Original.
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH..... Ugh fuck I'm too late again.
May 4, 2024 at 9:32 PM
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH..... Ugh fuck I'm too late again.
"Que sera, sera" sounds whimsical and optimistic, "C'est la vie" sounds dismissive and neutral, while "It is what it is" sounds depressing and resigned. They all mean the same thing but convey such a different attitude towards life.
In this essay I will..
In this essay I will..
May 4, 2024 at 1:22 AM
"Que sera, sera" sounds whimsical and optimistic, "C'est la vie" sounds dismissive and neutral, while "It is what it is" sounds depressing and resigned. They all mean the same thing but convey such a different attitude towards life.
In this essay I will..
In this essay I will..
I wonder if I'm a hot sauce person.
Like not just a lil bit spicy but that weapon's grade shit they have for those contests.
I really don't like eating, might as well try and make it fun, right?
Like not just a lil bit spicy but that weapon's grade shit they have for those contests.
I really don't like eating, might as well try and make it fun, right?
May 2, 2024 at 8:44 AM
I wonder if I'm a hot sauce person.
Like not just a lil bit spicy but that weapon's grade shit they have for those contests.
I really don't like eating, might as well try and make it fun, right?
Like not just a lil bit spicy but that weapon's grade shit they have for those contests.
I really don't like eating, might as well try and make it fun, right?
Wild how we're only talking about the mistreatment of protestors, instead of the mistreatment of those they're protesting for.
It's almost like that was the calculated purpose of beating them up.
It's almost like that was the calculated purpose of beating them up.
May 2, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Wild how we're only talking about the mistreatment of protestors, instead of the mistreatment of those they're protesting for.
It's almost like that was the calculated purpose of beating them up.
It's almost like that was the calculated purpose of beating them up.
Me: Dude, you'd look better with that beard off.
Homeboy, ten minutes later:
Homeboy, ten minutes later:
April 28, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Me: Dude, you'd look better with that beard off.
Homeboy, ten minutes later:
Homeboy, ten minutes later:
Oh shoot, it's 4/20
Make sure to leave some edibles and a bottle of water out for Snoop Dogg tonight, kids.
Make sure to leave some edibles and a bottle of water out for Snoop Dogg tonight, kids.
April 20, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Oh shoot, it's 4/20
Make sure to leave some edibles and a bottle of water out for Snoop Dogg tonight, kids.
Make sure to leave some edibles and a bottle of water out for Snoop Dogg tonight, kids.
People keep accusing me of weaponized incompetence, when in reality I'm just a dumb and clumsy idiot who looks more lost than he wants to.
April 20, 2024 at 5:50 AM
People keep accusing me of weaponized incompetence, when in reality I'm just a dumb and clumsy idiot who looks more lost than he wants to.
People always thinking you're a perma-horny gremlin looking to jump/get jumped by anything with two legs, just because you're a femboy and like dressing cute.
This is exhausting.
I just wanna play Stardew Valley and look like a girl, bro. It's not that complex.
This is exhausting.
I just wanna play Stardew Valley and look like a girl, bro. It's not that complex.
April 8, 2024 at 11:25 PM
People always thinking you're a perma-horny gremlin looking to jump/get jumped by anything with two legs, just because you're a femboy and like dressing cute.
This is exhausting.
I just wanna play Stardew Valley and look like a girl, bro. It's not that complex.
This is exhausting.
I just wanna play Stardew Valley and look like a girl, bro. It's not that complex.