"Should we make sure every Democrat who wants to vote can vote? Nah, that's not sexy and might result in higher taxes. Let's debate finding a credulous dolt who is a liberal."

To save everyone else a click, here are the sources sprinkled throughout this nearly 1,500 word piece that doesn't bother answer the question it asks:
Stef Feldman
Lakshya Jain (a computer engineer)
Matt Yglesias 🙄
Rahm Emmanuel 🤢
Gavin Newsom 🤮

It swaps them. You leave a pair under your pillow, it replaces them with a new pair. If you're good, they match. If you're less good, they don't.

"Which room will your elderly parents live in when their nursing home shuts down?"

Ahahahahaahahahaaaaa.
Heh.

I don't know much about Canada but I think they push you out on an ice floe if you respond with anything other than You first, buddy.

Imagine being a leader in a country trump has threatened to annex and keeps calling the 51st state and just started a trade war with, and when you don't roll over and play dead, one of his lackeys tells you to stand down because the aggressor's dumbshit trade war is making U.S. markets plummet.

"Stand down"????

Nice of the WH to confirm its pattern of picking fights and then telling the people they're picking the fight with that they need to back off. Also, lying about people when they can hear you.

Tired: Political reporting by huge legacy outlets.
Wired: Political reporting by Wired.
(sorry)

I'm surprised they removed it.

"The company says reviving extinct species like the mammoth, the dodo and others could help repair ecosystems."

????????????????????????

Unless they know about some magical mystical properties of dodo and mammoth poop, that ain't gonna work.

Ford's announcement that Ontario had scraped its agreement with Starfink scared the real president.

Slag: the dross or scoria of a metal

The new Canadian flag: 🖕🍁🖕

And you have to break a lot of eggs to make brioche.

And which administration is going to oversee this massive undertaking? Not this one.

🎶Some people claim that there's a wo-man to blame. 🎶