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i read books, play games, and ride bikes

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if you've never made a pb&j on a tortilla you're not a real one
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
October 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Absolutely.

It's a lot of little things too. I learned to give a lot more distance between my car and pedestrians crossing because I know how much it sucks for them to be right up on you.

I love when motorists stop fat back on mid-block crossings since it lets me start crossing sooner.
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
gg's guys america is chalked

we cannot come back from this
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
you can tell this is fake because the parking would be free
August 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
mom look i'm a real adult now with $35k in debt and higher insurance payments!

i know how ashamed you were of me driving around in my toyota corolla.
August 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
carbrain?
July 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Woooooooo 🔥🎉
June 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
camping is really code for bike riding weekend
May 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
bros like this should fund protected bike lanes. do you know how much joy this would bring to my life?
May 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
ok here
April 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
allow me to verify @wsj.com as an asshole
April 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Forget the broken windows theory

#brokensidewalktheory
March 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hurray! Y'all get assign your own labels! @labeler.urbanism.plus

Let the world--well--our little part of the digital world know all about yourself! Three label limit to keep things tidy!

Thanks @derek.bike/@bikesky.social for writing the code that made this possible!
March 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
so uh, how long until this?
February 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
urbanist porn
February 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
omg milwaukee welcome to the @thewaroncars.bsky.social even if you don't know it yet

it's time to harass some motorists
February 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
goddamn pick-me
February 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Going down a rabbit hole now but this is a very simple graphic I found that shows a small change in design can have a big impact here.

It seems obvious, and it is, but I see a lot of bad streetlights in the wild.
February 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
motorists when you tell them to get out of the bike lane
February 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Kinda fucked safety always falls on the most vulnerable.

Tell me why we don't just require minimum sightlines for cars again?
February 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
bollards save more lives, change my mind
February 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
ah dawg get one of these childcrushers they also double as ladykillers or so I'm told

I'm too worried about dumb stuff like safety
February 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
men are fragile
February 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Love seeing bus stops get the treatment these deserve, because without a shelter they're not really a bus stop, they're an insult.

It's unacceptable to not give transit riders first class treatment when they can save cities millions by not requiring absurdly expensive car infrastructure.

❤️UFLA
February 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM