Mykie
@fellowmonstermyke.bsky.social
#femenist
#videogames
#forestandmoss
#groupleader
I love my friends!:D
#videogames
#forestandmoss
#groupleader
I love my friends!:D
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Mykie
@fellowmonstermyke.bsky.social
· Mar 17
In the process of sanctification do you guys ever get scared
Tfw your burgers freeze at recess
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Tfw your burgers freeze at recess
In observing my fathers business calls…
“Hey chad what’s up yeah we got a bit of 911 here”
“Why don’t we send some guys to comb through that area”
“Absolutely Steve, that’s basic protocol and I’m beyond shocked at the gawl. I’ll light some fires and get your phone hot with answers real soon.”
“Hey chad what’s up yeah we got a bit of 911 here”
“Why don’t we send some guys to comb through that area”
“Absolutely Steve, that’s basic protocol and I’m beyond shocked at the gawl. I’ll light some fires and get your phone hot with answers real soon.”
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
In observing my fathers business calls…
“Hey chad what’s up yeah we got a bit of 911 here”
“Why don’t we send some guys to comb through that area”
“Absolutely Steve, that’s basic protocol and I’m beyond shocked at the gawl. I’ll light some fires and get your phone hot with answers real soon.”
“Hey chad what’s up yeah we got a bit of 911 here”
“Why don’t we send some guys to comb through that area”
“Absolutely Steve, that’s basic protocol and I’m beyond shocked at the gawl. I’ll light some fires and get your phone hot with answers real soon.”
None my pants fit right
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
None my pants fit right
I would give an arm and a leg and probably a few teeth to have Teddy Castro as a kindergartener in my kindergarten classroom
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I would give an arm and a leg and probably a few teeth to have Teddy Castro as a kindergartener in my kindergarten classroom
Forking hate when old heads say “it only gets worse” and “it’s all downhill from here” stfu this why we created a slur for you oldhead. I’m 100 YEARS away from my peak AND I’m never gonna die.
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Forking hate when old heads say “it only gets worse” and “it’s all downhill from here” stfu this why we created a slur for you oldhead. I’m 100 YEARS away from my peak AND I’m never gonna die.
Which side quest should I make my main quest? Losing sleep over this
October 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Which side quest should I make my main quest? Losing sleep over this
Had a dream that Michael Jackson kidnapped me last night. A lot of other stuff happened too but yeah.
October 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Had a dream that Michael Jackson kidnapped me last night. A lot of other stuff happened too but yeah.
Everybody lock in RIGHT NOW!
I made it on my city’s roller derby team but now I need a dope DERBY NAME (basically a drag name). The only things I can think of is mr.fart and incel killer but I know there is something cooler everybody start thinking NOW.
I made it on my city’s roller derby team but now I need a dope DERBY NAME (basically a drag name). The only things I can think of is mr.fart and incel killer but I know there is something cooler everybody start thinking NOW.
October 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Everybody lock in RIGHT NOW!
I made it on my city’s roller derby team but now I need a dope DERBY NAME (basically a drag name). The only things I can think of is mr.fart and incel killer but I know there is something cooler everybody start thinking NOW.
I made it on my city’s roller derby team but now I need a dope DERBY NAME (basically a drag name). The only things I can think of is mr.fart and incel killer but I know there is something cooler everybody start thinking NOW.
Accidentally called Elliot Page Elliot Smith
October 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Accidentally called Elliot Page Elliot Smith
Dealing with phantom sperm cramps today 🥹 pray for me
October 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Dealing with phantom sperm cramps today 🥹 pray for me
How could the mess my name up this bad bro😭
September 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How could the mess my name up this bad bro😭
Anyone else ever day dream so hard you clutch your pearls?
September 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Anyone else ever day dream so hard you clutch your pearls?
Sometimes when me and my little sister are listening to Alex g we laugh and point at the speaker and say “what’s bro on about”
September 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Sometimes when me and my little sister are listening to Alex g we laugh and point at the speaker and say “what’s bro on about”
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on the verge of a laugh attack. something really funny is going to happen soon
August 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
on the verge of a laugh attack. something really funny is going to happen soon
Me on stage in front of the whole school clutching my script on the importance of Latin American history.
September 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Me on stage in front of the whole school clutching my script on the importance of Latin American history.
Middle schoolers graduated me from bro to unc this week when they found out my age.
September 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Middle schoolers graduated me from bro to unc this week when they found out my age.
Walk of shame out of school because I ripped a whole in my pants and now my fnaf boxers are sticking out
August 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Walk of shame out of school because I ripped a whole in my pants and now my fnaf boxers are sticking out
Recess is not a laughing matter I got 4 5 year olds on the swing all reaching 5ft verticals I’m hoping from each one dodging and weaving. Boom got Miguel giggling because I pretended he kicked me in the face boom Boden yes we are on a train choo choo Wyatt you know I’m Ab to grab your feet watch it.
August 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Recess is not a laughing matter I got 4 5 year olds on the swing all reaching 5ft verticals I’m hoping from each one dodging and weaving. Boom got Miguel giggling because I pretended he kicked me in the face boom Boden yes we are on a train choo choo Wyatt you know I’m Ab to grab your feet watch it.
Nothing more humbling then wearing your 11 year old sisters clothes to school because you forgot to pack extra😔
August 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nothing more humbling then wearing your 11 year old sisters clothes to school because you forgot to pack extra😔
I ain’t the air bender I’m the rizz bender bro
August 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I ain’t the air bender I’m the rizz bender bro
I took Fortnite and I put him in the bed of my truck because we are going to go on a trip to the farm. It’s nothing serious don’t worry he’s just old so he needed to go to the farm to rest for a while. Oh no it’s ok he loves the farm he’s so happy at the farm! Fortnite is running happily at the farm
August 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I took Fortnite and I put him in the bed of my truck because we are going to go on a trip to the farm. It’s nothing serious don’t worry he’s just old so he needed to go to the farm to rest for a while. Oh no it’s ok he loves the farm he’s so happy at the farm! Fortnite is running happily at the farm
If you enjoy Fortnite still it’s not that I hate just that I don’t understand you and never want to see you again.
I’m sorry….
I’m sorry….
August 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If you enjoy Fortnite still it’s not that I hate just that I don’t understand you and never want to see you again.
I’m sorry….
I’m sorry….
August 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How do I ask the guy I’m carpooling 30 mins to work with- if we can please listen to anything else besides the popular country pandora radio station. Should I tell him I’ll blow my brains all over his car if I hear one more country song?
August 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
How do I ask the guy I’m carpooling 30 mins to work with- if we can please listen to anything else besides the popular country pandora radio station. Should I tell him I’ll blow my brains all over his car if I hear one more country song?