Perry2centz
banner
flatstanleyisreal.bsky.social
Perry2centz
@flatstanleyisreal.bsky.social
Number one evil Gary enjoyer.
I just spent $10 on an app that turns a smartphone into whatever basic format you want. I made mine as simple as possible. The only way I can disable this is to dig through a drawer and find an old debit cart and use its NFC to turn off the custom "Bricked" mode I've created
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I've been very inspired by dumb phones over the past few years. Both with adopting older, "low-tech" devices as a way to connect with something long forgotten; and with borderline dystopian $700 bricks.
A lot of them are very cool but also just too expensive. I just spent $10 on an app
PART 2 SOON
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
will be changing my blueshy to desktop only. see you guys slightly less frequently. I love you all
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
In my +5 years of working in film and seeing people form relationships on set, I absolutly cannot fathom what happened to these two
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I used to have analog letterboxd
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
recent search history
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
she's just a girl! i love my mom
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
the only time i've ever heard of my father crying was when bapo passed away
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Reposted by Perry2centz
Playing pool with Michael and he won’t stop looking at my butt! 🙄🤨
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
my dad just hit me because he thought i was wearing shoes in the house. little did he know i was just in my socks.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So happy to say that it's complete :~)
over 3 years of work and i'm happy to say that I finally finished insulating my dads workshop out of mishkas fur
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Haven't hit this one in a while @beingnamedmountain.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
the hell are these ?
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
One time I was pushing really heavy and huge cases up this ramp at like 3am and there was a guy leading it in front and he kept yelling

"Push!!! PUSHH!!!
I need more power!!!"

and then he he got trapped underneath it and it ran him over. He was really old
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Just accidentally typed "i swear to cod" on accident
October 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Had a dream that Gary Walker was my boyfriend
October 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
please reply to this post with what you think the next best selling doritos flavor will be. thank you

what's going to rival nacho cheese? or the purple bag?
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
me blessing Mishka
October 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Just tried the jack-o'-lantern Whopper. The rumors are true. The first bite feels exactly like kissing a man...
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I can't take anything seriously anymore
October 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
last night I couldn't sleep because I woke up at 4:30 thinking of this joke:

"What do you call a slice of pizza with no family?"

"Crust Solo"
October 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
October 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You know it's going to be a good shift when your crew chief starts the night by saying "let me introduce you to the massive hellscape we are about to deal with"
October 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Wymar hang out video game loading screen prompt
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM