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Felina
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biped, pedant, impediment
Just from these emails, she strikes me as someone ever seeking larger and more prominent audiences.
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The only email style more painful than Epstein's impenetrably fractured, garbled ultra-rich bro speak is the arch, relentlessly over-written, sycophantic, meandering onanisms produced by endowed lit chairs high on their own supply.

Her exchanges with Epstein are hilariously whiplash-inducing.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I'm stocking up on popcorn for when @ericlipton.nytimes.com dares to try and rationalize or diffuse this one, if he even has the nerve to show his face.
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Ooooooop, can't wait!
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Wholesome hottie with the curly locks.
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It really explains why all these bastards constantly fellate ai generated slop text.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You're way too busy and important and efficient to use subjects AND verbs.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
And most of SCOTUS.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Reposted by Felina
Look, Robert, not everything can be as newsworthy as John Podesta’s risotto.
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The other two Epstein-related emails just released by Oversight Dems: exchanges between Jeffrey Epstein and Michael Wolff regarding Trump from 2019 and 2015.
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The question everyone is asking right now is this: NYT had deep access into all of this in real time and reported none of it. Why? In consequence, no NYT reporting on this subject is trustworthy.
After Trump Split, Epstein Said He Could ‘Take Him Down’
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You mean like Michael fucking Wolff having extended email exchanges with Epstein about the dirt JE had on Trump that Wolff knew all about in 2016 and has never shared, and Wolff advising Epstein how he could leverage it to help himself or bury Trump? Stuff like that?
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Oh yeah, suddenly they want to have a robust intellectual discussion about age of consent laws, like every gross greasy groomy molester ever.
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
As a layperson interested in science, I've been musing idly about all the potential consequences that could hypothetically ensue if an ingrown body hair were to get infected with flesh-eating bacteria.
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I feel like widespread undiagnosed/unrecognized COVID neuro-cognitive deficits have probably iced that cake as well.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It never fucking fails that when I get buried in work for a few hours, I come back to something like *this*.
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Never have I seen a more righteously proud tail-wag.
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Both of which sound like the average day for Mace.
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Probably were usually in the principal's office during phonics, though.
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM