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19 they/he king of the deep blue see
i enjoy eating meals with others

pfp by my best friend who i love with all my heart @optimusprime.bsky.social
18+ acct: @gayfurry.men
took a biden harris fan to do ass squats at the gym to build back better
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
worms when they see the early bird they go SDITET start digging in the earth twin 🪱
September 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
wtf is bluesky even about dawg
July 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Sandwitch burnt at the steak
July 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Drawing for bestie @felidae.gay 💕 #furry
June 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
part of the reason im not very active on this app is because it has a weird aura of unfunny. not like the posts here are always unfunny but thwt for the life of me i cant think of amything funny to say when this apps open
June 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
big van guy switches up opinion mid toyota conference. says "im no van fan"
June 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Happy pride month to all Eagles fans,
June 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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i am forgetting to post here for some reason
June 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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lunar cat
May 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
reskeet...
felidae.gay river @felidae.gay · Apr 20
any ***OOMFS*** perchance open for icon comms... my bestie designed me a bat fursona and i want an icon of them to use on my steam profile 🥺
April 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
any ***OOMFS*** perchance open for icon comms... my bestie designed me a bat fursona and i want an icon of them to use on my steam profile 🥺
April 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
people with fat asses are truly the most advantaged in society; in recognition of this i affirm my status. i have "ass consciousness," like class consciousness
April 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
50% of bad tjings happen on even days which is why nothing bad will ever happen on my birthday the 7Th of September
March 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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ill pick up my stride for a touch of your wild side
March 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i am the peak of nature and i resent myself for it. i want to be a cat
March 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Nevermind everybody. I don't wanna kill god anymore. I want to be a beautiful butterfly.
March 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
web"fishing"? You're telling me a fish webbed this shrimp
February 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
licensed to shill. cocked and loaded. Says the tough movie dude
February 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
china has MOBILE attack whales on our coasts, send in Barbara Corcoran and the rest of the self-proclaimed "Shark Tank" to deal with it NOW
February 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
if you put your mind to it anything can be melted into a puddle
February 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
medusa was a stoner and the greeks painted her as a serial killer for it
January 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
more importantly what does a queer do
If a seer sees what does a deer do
January 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The real answer? 9/11.
Finally watched the latest video by the awesome @trashxdiscourse.bsky.social, who explores why the content of pornography has shifted so much in the last 30 years by asking the age-old question: What ever happened to sexy plumber porn? Check it out:
What Happened To Sexy Plumber P*rn?
YouTube video by Trash Discourse
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
engineers cog tuah circuiting on that crank
January 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM