If Charlie Kirk was homeless, could I give him an involuntary lethal injection?
September 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If Charlie Kirk was homeless, could I give him an involuntary lethal injection?
Record scratch, “You’re probably…. Fuck it.”
Cue the Kenny Loggins theme song.
Cue the Kenny Loggins theme song.
July 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Record scratch, “You’re probably…. Fuck it.”
Cue the Kenny Loggins theme song.
Cue the Kenny Loggins theme song.
“Does the Supreme Court’s ruling mean Democrats in Blue States can…”. No. It will never mean that.
June 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
“Does the Supreme Court’s ruling mean Democrats in Blue States can…”. No. It will never mean that.
The song title implies that Georgia is, in fact, lower than Hell.
June 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The song title implies that Georgia is, in fact, lower than Hell.
I’m seeing clips of Kaitlin Olsen staring as a House-like smarter than everyone cop, and it’s so bad I just have to view it like an “Always Sunny in Philadelphia” bit.
June 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m seeing clips of Kaitlin Olsen staring as a House-like smarter than everyone cop, and it’s so bad I just have to view it like an “Always Sunny in Philadelphia” bit.
So apparently the new sport in Minneapolis is driving a car into a bunch of garage doors down an alley at 2:00am. Seven doors on our block were hit last night? But maybe as many as 14?
April 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
So apparently the new sport in Minneapolis is driving a car into a bunch of garage doors down an alley at 2:00am. Seven doors on our block were hit last night? But maybe as many as 14?
It’s Girl Scout Cookie season. Which means I can finally eat the boxes my wife put aside last year and has been ignoring.
March 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It’s Girl Scout Cookie season. Which means I can finally eat the boxes my wife put aside last year and has been ignoring.
I’m guessing 50/50 odds MPS closed Tuesday.
February 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m guessing 50/50 odds MPS closed Tuesday.
At this point I’m rooting for Forty-one Doughnut.
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
At this point I’m rooting for Forty-one Doughnut.
Just answer the fucking question Annie.
January 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Just answer the fucking question Annie.
Ok, but, “The Odyssey” is just screaming for a Muppet take.
December 24, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Ok, but, “The Odyssey” is just screaming for a Muppet take.
You want me to be worried about Chinese hacking? How about stop putting ads on my phone for things I Google on my PC. I’m going to shout Velveeta on this app, and will reply with the cheesy goodness pushed on me from other apps.
December 15, 2024 at 12:12 AM
You want me to be worried about Chinese hacking? How about stop putting ads on my phone for things I Google on my PC. I’m going to shout Velveeta on this app, and will reply with the cheesy goodness pushed on me from other apps.
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Fuck it, Biden should pardon John Hinckley Jr.
December 4, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Fuck it, Biden should pardon John Hinckley Jr.
Turned my balsamic glaze into a vinegar-flavored caramel.
November 28, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Turned my balsamic glaze into a vinegar-flavored caramel.