hell yeah, we love naptime

To be clear, I am not eating Melog for lunch

I did! A murder baby visit!

I brewed a single cup of coffee instead of a pot and let it overflow everywhere while I was trying to figure out where I hid this chocolate, so I might have another bar for lunch, too.

I always do this math for weird birthday stuff 😂

8's name is related to a non-Xmas holiday so people always do the math, get confused because the math points right to Christmas instead, then I tell them she was born 16 days late and they start to question reality and the whole concept of time.

Rude

Oh nooooooooooooo

This was my favorite news story last week, I'm dying to know why he did it

I'm in Chicago, so if it's distributed widely enough I have plenty of places to check, but I know a lot of breweries keep things regional. Maybe it'll be my excuse to visit my friend in Houston 😂

You HAVE to complain about the kids' brainrot, though, how else are they gonna feel like they're rebelling and annoying the adults??? We all have our roles to play.

I'm one of the weirdos that doesn't mind Malort, but I do appreciate the "what the fuck, why not?" energy behind all these alternatives. I don't know if I'd like Salty Lady, but I'd give it a chance just to find out. I'll have to keep an eye out.

Jeppson's has made novelty Malort flavors in the past so we know they're capable of variety, which makes this even more of a comically intentional choice on their part 😂

She's not just a boundary breaker, she was introduced as a blatant threat, a babysitter hand picked by Shadow Weaver to keep her in line. AND she was still in a position of authority over Catra when she began pushing those boundaries. Scorpia probably didn't realize all of that, but Catra sure did.

Yeahhhhh, I give some leeway on all the former Horde kids' social skills because there's no way to learn healthy relationships there, BUT that isn't a free pass. I don't dislike Scorpia as a character but I think Catra shows remarkable restraint and patience with her.

I encountered one recently that didn't even give prompts, just asked an open ended question about what you needed until it gave up on interpreting the answer and connected you to a human operator. Absolute nightmare business.

Do you have a pet? Because if you do it's their doing. Be glad they didn't leave it alive in your shoe.

People are posting photos left and right and every time I go outside it's just gray 🙄. I'm fighting a lot of city light pollution and I'm sure that doesn't help, but every time this happens people IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD see them. I should sleep soon but maybe you'll get lucky 🤞

I'm starting to suspect this is all an elaborate conspiracy against me. The lights are a lie.

Shit, I didn't consider that implication 😭

I probably have more pennies in my house than I have vacations in my future, though