Man that tie is a real tip-kisser.

No no, drug smugglers are grubby scum (i.e. poor) who should be carpet-bombed from the sky; drug kingpins are savvy businessmen (i.e. wealthy) who know how to game the system.

Just sort of feels like this specific moment in time was designed to drive anyone who loves what they do insane. Every day I think man should I just try and find some job moving spreadsheets around so I don't have to hustle for work so much but no!! I do not want that!!

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Basically a speeding ticket.

I think you should generally refer to people in the way they prefer to be referred.

His first mistake was being named after the scrappy orphan kid who follows the sheriff around before being mortally wounded during the climactic shootout.

(I don’t know what’s going on with the rest of this list though, having Empire at 5 is depraved.)

This is a proper ranking even if it wasn’t intentional, since Last Jedi is half a great movie and half a terrible one.

Yes

Honestly this is the only JFK assassination conspiracy theory I think is plausible. Oswald hit Kennedy with the first shot but the kill shot was a misfire from his Secret Service detail. A frantic coverup of a tragic workplace accident explains a lot of the inconsistencies.

Strongly concur.

I’m not sure if you’re high, but I am and I agree.

Just a perfectly spherical head. Like if the term “moon-faced” were embodied by one greasy li’l guy.