@fcrouter.bsky.social
Baker. I ❤️ glutenin + gliaden. Minnesota launched, Seattle landed.
This is so fucking offensive. I can’t wait until these assholes are out of office. “Democrat-led shutdown,” ha. Your correct hyphenation doesn’t make it any more believable.
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This is so fucking offensive. I can’t wait until these assholes are out of office. “Democrat-led shutdown,” ha. Your correct hyphenation doesn’t make it any more believable.
Poorly executed (screen printing mishap this morning due to haste) so I didn’t get the army of frogs I was going for, but…reign of frogs!
October 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Poorly executed (screen printing mishap this morning due to haste) so I didn’t get the army of frogs I was going for, but…reign of frogs!
October 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m sure there’s a better example but this one came to mind
September 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m sure there’s a better example but this one came to mind
Beat me to it!
September 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Beat me to it!
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2 [about]?
September 2, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2 [about]?
I was just thinking of Below the Belt! As I do any time the flag burning issue raises its sooty little head. I made a cake version last time.
August 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I was just thinking of Below the Belt! As I do any time the flag burning issue raises its sooty little head. I made a cake version last time.
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
I’d recreate a first date at the Grand theater: Harold and Maude and A Clockwork Orange. (College towns! The best!)
I’d recreate a first date at the Grand theater: Harold and Maude and A Clockwork Orange. (College towns! The best!)
July 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
I’d recreate a first date at the Grand theater: Harold and Maude and A Clockwork Orange. (College towns! The best!)
I’d recreate a first date at the Grand theater: Harold and Maude and A Clockwork Orange. (College towns! The best!)
Our Regional Meat Sandwich choice this summer was the muffuletta. (Previous years: Philly-style roast pork, Chicago beef, and last August was lobster rolls).
July 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Our Regional Meat Sandwich choice this summer was the muffuletta. (Previous years: Philly-style roast pork, Chicago beef, and last August was lobster rolls).
25 years ago, I cut out this headline and mailed it to my now-husband. “In Madrid, There's No Such Thing as Too Much Ham.”
Still haven’t made that particular pilgrimage.
Still haven’t made that particular pilgrimage.
July 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
25 years ago, I cut out this headline and mailed it to my now-husband. “In Madrid, There's No Such Thing as Too Much Ham.”
Still haven’t made that particular pilgrimage.
Still haven’t made that particular pilgrimage.
Sticker seen in a Minnesota parking lot this week.
I told my spouse, “You need Imperialist measures for that.”
I told my spouse, “You need Imperialist measures for that.”
June 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sticker seen in a Minnesota parking lot this week.
I told my spouse, “You need Imperialist measures for that.”
I told my spouse, “You need Imperialist measures for that.”
Moon soldier on Europa
June 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Moon soldier on Europa
June 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Glad we’re all enjoying the show!
May 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Glad we’re all enjoying the show!
Purrdinand wants to know if anyone’s still up. (He doesn’t *care*, but he’s curious)
March 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Purrdinand wants to know if anyone’s still up. (He doesn’t *care*, but he’s curious)
Another week of #AvoidanceBaking. Pistachio Schnecken! #breadsky #pastrysky #bakingsky Again from the Lune cookbook, filled with pistachio-rosewater frangipane.
February 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Another week of #AvoidanceBaking. Pistachio Schnecken! #breadsky #pastrysky #bakingsky Again from the Lune cookbook, filled with pistachio-rosewater frangipane.
I still remember Robbie Conal’s Artificial Art Official poster. I wonder if we can get permission to use a version of this (or something similar). @johncusack.bsky.social, are you up for reliving your youth? robbieconal.com/guerilla/gue...
February 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I still remember Robbie Conal’s Artificial Art Official poster. I wonder if we can get permission to use a version of this (or something similar). @johncusack.bsky.social, are you up for reliving your youth? robbieconal.com/guerilla/gue...
Avoidance baking! Lovely complicated projects to keep your mind off…everything. Croissants from the Lune cookbook. #breadsky
#bakingsky
#bakingsky
February 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Avoidance baking! Lovely complicated projects to keep your mind off…everything. Croissants from the Lune cookbook. #breadsky
#bakingsky
#bakingsky
We all cuss for asparagus
January 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We all cuss for asparagus
Previous years’ success below. This year I candied orange, lemon, and yuzu lemon peel. I was so excited for the floral notes from the yuzu. #breadsky
December 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Previous years’ success below. This year I candied orange, lemon, and yuzu lemon peel. I was so excited for the floral notes from the yuzu. #breadsky
I’ve been making Matt Tinder’s panettone for the past few years with astonishing success. This year I lost my mojo. Flew too close to the sun on wings of wax and butter. #breadsky
December 18, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I’ve been making Matt Tinder’s panettone for the past few years with astonishing success. This year I lost my mojo. Flew too close to the sun on wings of wax and butter. #breadsky
@chefjohn.bsky.social ‘s monkey bread with fresh cranberries! I have a very active panettone starter that’s currently fed 3x/day so I used I cup of starter discard instead of commercial yeast. I let the dough proof overnight before adding caramel sauce and baking. www.allrecipes.com/holiday-monk...
December 13, 2024 at 8:21 PM
@chefjohn.bsky.social ‘s monkey bread with fresh cranberries! I have a very active panettone starter that’s currently fed 3x/day so I used I cup of starter discard instead of commercial yeast. I let the dough proof overnight before adding caramel sauce and baking. www.allrecipes.com/holiday-monk...
This was a pandemic project for a virtual “Beat the Blerch” run (from the Oatmeal comic about running. No to murder hornets! Yes to cake! Yes to magical purple drink!) cc: @darthbluesky.bsky.social
October 31, 2024 at 4:03 AM
This was a pandemic project for a virtual “Beat the Blerch” run (from the Oatmeal comic about running. No to murder hornets! Yes to cake! Yes to magical purple drink!) cc: @darthbluesky.bsky.social