Matthew McQuilkin
@fcakenterprises.bsky.social
I am a beautiful person.
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Time for our second January Happy Hour! (@ Revolver Bar)
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Time for our second January Happy Hour! (@ Revolver Bar)
This is new.
January 26, 2026 at 8:27 PM
This is new.
I saw three other people taking photos of this so I thought, I guess I will too!
January 20, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I saw three other people taking photos of this so I thought, I guess I will too!
Time to make some White moderates feel defensive!
And even plenty of White liberals! A ton on whom are on the flip side of this same coin—the ones who refuse to vote for the deeply flawed but objectively better candidate in elections only because they aren’t perfect.
And even plenty of White liberals! A ton on whom are on the flip side of this same coin—the ones who refuse to vote for the deeply flawed but objectively better candidate in elections only because they aren’t perfect.
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Time to make some White moderates feel defensive!
And even plenty of White liberals! A ton on whom are on the flip side of this same coin—the ones who refuse to vote for the deeply flawed but objectively better candidate in elections only because they aren’t perfect.
And even plenty of White liberals! A ton on whom are on the flip side of this same coin—the ones who refuse to vote for the deeply flawed but objectively better candidate in elections only because they aren’t perfect.
This year’s haul from Shobhit’s trip to India.
January 17, 2026 at 4:23 AM
This year’s haul from Shobhit’s trip to India.
Hold on. Are all wheelchair users nonbinary?
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Hold on. Are all wheelchair users nonbinary?
It’s BYOB Happy Hour time! Hot chocolate + whiskey = a pleasant Saturday afternoon. (Laney brought wine. Don’t tell anyone!) (@ US Bank Centre)
January 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
It’s BYOB Happy Hour time! Hot chocolate + whiskey = a pleasant Saturday afternoon. (Laney brought wine. Don’t tell anyone!) (@ US Bank Centre)
It seems like yesterday that I posted this.
Just kidding! I have no memory of posting this. (Or what I posted yesterday.)
Just kidding! I have no memory of posting this. (Or what I posted yesterday.)
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
It seems like yesterday that I posted this.
Just kidding! I have no memory of posting this. (Or what I posted yesterday.)
Just kidding! I have no memory of posting this. (Or what I posted yesterday.)
LOL. These spam texters should try learning something about me first.
January 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
LOL. These spam texters should try learning something about me first.
Shobhit's visiting his mother in New Delhi right now, and this is both wild and horrifying. I just got on FaceTime to ring in the New Year on his side of the world (this happened at 11:30 a.m. Pacific Time), and he told me some of the smog was even visible *inside* his mom's apartment.
December 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Shobhit's visiting his mother in New Delhi right now, and this is both wild and horrifying. I just got on FaceTime to ring in the New Year on his side of the world (this happened at 11:30 a.m. Pacific Time), and he told me some of the smog was even visible *inside* his mom's apartment.
These aren’t reindeer. They’re elk! Come on, sheesh.
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
These aren’t reindeer. They’re elk! Come on, sheesh.
Final Christmas event of the season! Issaquah Reindeer Festival, Cougar Mountain Zoo.
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Final Christmas event of the season! Issaquah Reindeer Festival, Cougar Mountain Zoo.
I am the single, solitary person in-office today. On the upside, I can totally belt along to Kesha in here!
December 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I am the single, solitary person in-office today. On the upside, I can totally belt along to Kesha in here!
Today is my first day back to work from my Christmas time off, and this gift was waiting for me on my desk. He might as well have beautifully gift wrapped literal garbage, but I guess I have to respect commitment to a bit.
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Today is my first day back to work from my Christmas time off, and this gift was waiting for me on my desk. He might as well have beautifully gift wrapped literal garbage, but I guess I have to respect commitment to a bit.
Frank at work has been going on and on for months about how POPEYE is his favorite movie. For some reason last week the Stallone movie OVER THE TOP came up in conversation as another favorite.
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Frank at work has been going on and on for months about how POPEYE is his favorite movie. For some reason last week the Stallone movie OVER THE TOP came up in conversation as another favorite.
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Merry Christmas!
12th annual Christmas Eve Chinese Dinner! (@ Emperor’s Palace Lacey)
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
12th annual Christmas Eve Chinese Dinner! (@ Emperor’s Palace Lacey)
except the stupid bus’s reader lights wouldn’t come on so I couldn’t read my book in the dark. But we’re home now, the trip was a joy and a blast (we did way more than Butchart Gardens, I just never had time to post about all the other stuff),
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
except the stupid bus’s reader lights wouldn’t come on so I couldn’t read my book in the dark. But we’re home now, the trip was a joy and a blast (we did way more than Butchart Gardens, I just never had time to post about all the other stuff),
What should have been a three-hour boat ride turned into a five-hour boat and bus journey (which also included time taken to get buses loaded, and going through customs).
But! We still got home tonight, and it wasn’t really that bad,
But! We still got home tonight, and it wasn’t really that bad,
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
What should have been a three-hour boat ride turned into a five-hour boat and bus journey (which also included time taken to get buses loaded, and going through customs).
But! We still got home tonight, and it wasn’t really that bad,
But! We still got home tonight, and it wasn’t really that bad,