Fazzumen
@fazzumen.bsky.social
A power geek, gamer, Trek enthusiast that lost his way on the internet. My pronouns are made up but the problems are real. I joke my way though the good times, bad times and especially the sad times. Right now, there are a lot of all three.
Oh, gross. Fuck those losers.
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Oh, gross. Fuck those losers.
Gawds, I love your work. I would love to see what would happen to someone who got pregnant by the phantom dick.
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Gawds, I love your work. I would love to see what would happen to someone who got pregnant by the phantom dick.
That's the best way to start the morning. Lady Grey?
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
That's the best way to start the morning. Lady Grey?
Omg. Those are truly beautiful. Thank you for sharing.
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Omg. Those are truly beautiful. Thank you for sharing.
That's honestly, awesome. If you need a place to hang it, I have a dining room you can use.
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
That's honestly, awesome. If you need a place to hang it, I have a dining room you can use.
So, when is the wedding? Am I invited? Do I sit on the bride's sides or the egg sack laying tentacles side?
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
So, when is the wedding? Am I invited? Do I sit on the bride's sides or the egg sack laying tentacles side?
Aw. You were so close by! I would have taken you out for lunch! What brought you out here?
October 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Aw. You were so close by! I would have taken you out for lunch! What brought you out here?